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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, sometimes I let her sleep.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
This would be really funny if it wasnt happening to me.
I have the body of a god Buddha!
Guns dont kill people but they make it real easy
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
If you can read this, Ive lost my trailer.
All men are idiots I married their king.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, sometimes I let her sleep.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
This would be really funny if it wasnt happening to me.
I have the body of a god Buddha!
Guns dont kill people but they make it real easy
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
If you can read this, Ive lost my trailer.
All men are idiots I married their king.
