I ain't holding my breath I am vaping. Almost chain vaping in fact.
I also am wearing my Holy Colander and I have several spare Colanders as it is indeed true that the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky is descending toward us, stating "Vaping is bad, we want more taxes, and less flavors and most of all, big tobacco has taken care of me end my noodly appendages for so long, I must now give all my love to Big Tobacco because they actually ARE big and powerful enough to buy smart bombs and tanks. Also, I am sleeping with some of their representatives and I don't want them telling my spouse. My appendages are wet, and sticky but they are also powerful and they will SNATCH the vape flavorings from the EARTH."
Expect to hear a lot more about the Great Spaghetti monster since we're not to talk politics. Now is the time to try and cut off some of his noodley appendages, but we are NOWHERE near as powerful as HE.
Anna