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[Uncle]

AND - In the distance we saw what looked like a city.

 

[Anise]

So we swam towards it.

 

[rosesense]

But it wasn't a city after all. It was......

 

[Uncle]

what looked like . . .

 

[Anise]

A giant bbq pit but they knew it wasn't when they saw humanoid bodies on the coals and they were told they were enemies of....

 

[Uncle]

the Amazons.

 

[rosesense]

The humans were shocked that their summer bbq included Amazons but they did like the Prime shipping.

 

[Anise]

They asked the aliens why the Amazon's bones were piled up so high and if they still qualified for free shipping and the aliens replied.......

 

[rosesense]

They said you collect the bones and redeem them as reward points toward future purchases.

 

[Uncle]

Can they also be used at "DIY FlavorShack' ? ? ?

 

[440BB]

The Aliens exclaimed "No, they only want the teeth." They bake the teeth in the Vegas sun before they use them to...

 

[rosesense]

Make jewelry to sell to tourists.

 

[Anise]

Interested in some jewelry for your Earth women, in trade I mean.

 

[rosesense]

So a bargain was struck to trade the jewelry for........

 

[mac63]

three of the women, the others would be sent to...

 

[Anise]

Another planet to make their own way....

 

[rosesense]

Looking out, they saw the earth men coming up fast behind them.

 

[Anise]

They got into a spaceship but couldn't close the doors

 

[rosesense]

So they activated their ultra force shield.

 

[Anise]

And started the engines before realizing they were leaving the aliens and the Earth women behind......