JULY CONTEST!! WIN $25.00 shopping spree

[dawnmarie]

Hi Everyone!!!
This months contest will be add a line Lets make a story about summer by everyone entering with one line adding to the story.
Winner will be picked at random on Aug 2, 2018. I will start
Yesterday was Independence day!! We had an awesome BBQ and then went to go watch fireworks.

 

[NGAHaze]

It was a lot of fun until I asked a friend to hold my beer. Yesterday I had 10 fingers, today only 9!

 

[mac63]

But it's ok cause my friend caught it... in his eye.

 

[Anise]

The only problem is that my friend won't give back my beer or my finger.

 

[mac63]

You should've seen him run with that pack of lit bottle rockets I stuffed down his pants.

 

[liblue1]

I laughed so hard that I dripped beer from my nose....

 

[Dropmyload]

And decided not to waste the dripping so caught it in my glass....

 

[Anise]

Which started to slip out of my hand because of my missing finger. I quickly grabbed the glass with my other hand and yelled.......

 

[Dropmyload]

Someone get me a finger here...or I'll spill all my beer. Suddenly I saw...

 

[Necrospecter]

A raccoon trying to make off with the rest of the beer

 

[liblue1]

I tried to follow him as he made his escape, but..........

 

[Anise]

I tripped over my finger lying on the ground. I had to decide quick, either pick up my finger or chase the racoon with the beer. Of course I chose to.......

 

[stols001]

Chase my beer! As I neared the racoon, and my hand dripped blood I saw a black bear in the distance, so I decided to....

 

[chanelvaps]

acknowledge that the beer was replaceable and..........

 

[Necrospecter]

went to find the vodka

 

[liblue1]

but when I looked around I couldn't see what way I had come from so I.....

 

[Anise]

asked the bear which direction I had come from. The bear looked at me and.......

 

[Necrospecter]

said I only help people who bring me picnic baskets

 

[stols001]

so I reached behind my back where I had been holding the picnic basket with my UNINJURED hand and....

 

[liblue1]

Offered it up to the bear..... and asked him again.....