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JULY CONTEST!! WIN $25.00 shopping spree

Discussion in 'DIY FlavorShack' started by dawnmarie, Jul 5, 2018.

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  1. Anise

    Anise Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    May 11, 2016
    Southern Louisiana USA
    "Which direction did I come from?" The bear grabbed the basket and said with his mouth full......
     
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  2. Necrospecter

    Necrospecter Dulce de Leche to rule them all Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 17, 2017
    Fort Worth Texas
    I may be as harry as your dad but I have not been watching you I'm looking for the raccoon with the beer...
     
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  3. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    The bear stood up on his hind legs, and with a mean look on his face he replied.....
     
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  4. Anise

    Anise Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    May 11, 2016
    Southern Louisiana USA
    "Now go away little human before I eat a couple of fingers off your other hand". I slunk off thinking this must be my worst summer ever, missing a finger and my beer but at least I still have.........
     
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  5. stols001

    stols001 Mistress of the Dark Nicotinic Arts Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    May 30, 2017
    My drunkenness. Drunkenness is worth a lot to me, and fingers are one thing but replacing my genitals or head would be....

    (by the way, this is my favorite contest YET!!! LOL).

    Anna
     
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  6. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    a far more difficult thing that would require the capture of some zombies.
     
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  7. jdy

    jdy Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Zombies who would want to eat my head or my brain and as I turn there before me were a hoard of them headed straight for me.
     
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  8. Anise

    Anise Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    I turned to run and tripped over my abandoned finger. Then I saw I was surrounded by Zombies. I tried to convince them the bear had a bigger head and brain but........
     
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  9. jdy

    jdy Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    it was too late the bear . . . .
     
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  10. stols001

    stols001 Mistress of the Dark Nicotinic Arts Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    I remembered that a friend told me bear was delicious. Fortunately, the zombies, satiated, drifted away and I saw the bear had held onto the picnic basket as well so I....

    Anna
     
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  11. Anise

    Anise Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    Southern Louisiana USA
    Grabbed the picnic basket, snatched up my finger and continued to chase the racoon with the beer. Unfortunately I wasn't looking where I was running and slammed into a .....
     
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  12. jdy

    jdy Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    tree where what luck the racoon with my beer was sitting up in that tree! I began to think back do I really want that beer after all it was filled with NOSE drippings ... So I decided to find the vodka BUT where was it last and I remembered
     
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  13. stols001

    stols001 Mistress of the Dark Nicotinic Arts Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    I'd splashed it in a circle and lit it on fire, to ward off the zombies. I felt dismay and decided perhaps attempting sobriety was best, but before I could I....

    Anna
     
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  14. jdy

    jdy Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Before I could be sober I needed to sew my finger back on! I found a safe place where the zombies couldn't attack and started digging in my back pack for a needle and thread. You wouldn't believe what I found!! There were ...
     
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  15. stols001

    stols001 Mistress of the Dark Nicotinic Arts Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    All these mods, I had forgotten I was a vaper. I realized PG is used in hospitals and so I emptied my tank onto my finger and oh my GOD....

    Anna
     
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  16. jdy

    jdy Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    MY FINGER GREW BACK!! What restorative powers PG has I couldn't believe it. Now with my full hand back I began to...
     
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  17. stols001

    stols001 Mistress of the Dark Nicotinic Arts Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Give the retreating zombies the finger as they shuffled off in the distance. Unfortunately, my lewd gesture caught the zombies attention and.....
     
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  18. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    they became extremely agitated and they began to...
     
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  19. stols001

    stols001 Mistress of the Dark Nicotinic Arts Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    May 30, 2017
    Head toward my upraised finger. I had a (fortunately non-smok) sub0hm tank and as the zombies closed in a blew vapor in high volume toward the zombies, who inhaled it, I watched carefully, thinking "Zombie defense, or Zombie cure?" They began to slowly.....
     
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  20. Anise

    Anise Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    May 11, 2016
    Southern Louisiana USA
    stumble back towards me. I picked up another mod and blew a giant vapor cloud at them then ran off in search of alcohol as they stumbled in the cloud but found instead.......
     
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