JULY CONTEST!! WIN $25.00 shopping spree

[Anise]

A beautiful wolf ran up to me and howled. She knocked me down and licked my face then ran into the woods after the wolf pups.
OH well I figured I better get used to this as part of my life now. I sat on a log and vaped, watching the full moon and waiting for dawn and my family.

 

[jdy]

With 12 Giant Wolf pups with the names of Dwarfs and an unusual wife not to mention the Terminator things here at the castle seemed to be just right.

After all where could we all live with all that has happened as perfectly as we are here. I think I'll ask the Princess if we could stay here.

The pups have the forest to run in and grow freely and I can find something where or in some way I can to contribute to the family. I refuse to be a cleaner of Camber Pots! But maybe a Harbor Master Fisherman. Yea that's it I can be the Harbor Master and bring home a supply of fish every day. Maybe she'll go for it after all it is her home.....

 

[stols001]

I wondered if I was gonna catch a mermaid. "The princess can't get jealous after all,, she has the Terminator," I mused.

Glad that all was right with the world, I hopped into my boat, baiting it with a bit of beef jerky. It didn't seem right to use chum to catch a mermaid, they aren't eaters of their own relatives after all. As I--

 

[Anise]

drifted off with the current I hoped any mermaid I caught wouldn't have a large family. I also hoped they only had single births. My family was large enough already. I pulled out my vape as the summer sun came up and waited to see what I'd catch....

 

[stols001]

It was an old boot. I was about to throw it back when it spoke. "I give great tongue" it said.

So I---

 

[Anise]

screamed and threw it in the air. Laughter broke out behind me and I turned to see the princess and kids all looking like people, although slightly hairy people. "If you're hoping to catch a mermaid give up. They all moved away. Let's go to the castle. The family wants to......

 

[stols001]

Have a big celebration dance because the puppies were finally on to solid food (they found a non humanoid racoon and just polished it off, bones and all). The princess informed me that it was going to be a Grand Ball, and that the terminator and I were going to be competing with shoes.

I thought, "Puppy princess, do you EVEN need shoes, I mean come on really," but I said nothing and headed back to the castle, thinking about women and their shoe buying habit, and also about where I might be able to find appropriate shoes.

Next--

 

[dawnmarie]

Hi Everyone!!!
Such a great story and thank you to everyone that played along!!!
The WINNER IS ANISE!!!
Congratulations!!!!
Send me an email to dawnsflavors@gmail.com and I will send you a code for a $25.00 shopping spree

 

[Anise]

Yay!! Thanks for such a great contest!

 

[stols001]

Congrats to @Anise! Thanks @dawnmarie for such a fun contest! It really was super fun and I didn't want it to end.

And huge congrats, Anise you are going to have a great time choosing flavors, I'm sure!

Anna

 

[Anise]

I want to thank everyone who participated making this the best contest I ever entered!! Thank you @dawnmarie for such a fun contest!

 

[mac63]

Congrats

 

[jdy]

YEA!!!

@Anise
Thank you to @dawnmarie and the DIY FlavorShack

 

[Anise]

I've gotten my order and I'm going to mix up some juice tomorrow. Because of postal problems it took a bit longer than usual to get my prize and get started. Then I had to have it shipped to my sister to avoid any more postal issues and since I can't drive it took a couple of weeks till I could get it. It's finally in my hands and I'm anxious to try making my own liquid!
I wanted to thank @dawnmarie for going above and beyond to make sure I got my prize. I really appreciate everything you did! I won't forget it.