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[liblue1]

ever come down but I was getting hungry so I started looking for a safe place to land.........

 

[Anise]

when I realized I had no idea how to land. It wasn't like my hands had turned into balloons and lifted me into the air before this. I saw some normal looking people enjoying a picnic and yelled down to them.........

 

[liblue1]

"Hey how can I get down there?".........they just stared in disbelief......

 

[stols001]

But they were also playing lawn darts! Hearing my cries of distress the one with the highest score lifted a dart, javelin style and began to aim but....

Anna

 

[Anise]

Instead of hitting my hand, the dart hit my.....

 

[stols001]

Eye. I started screaming down below, "Yeah, lawn darts are all fun and games until someone looses an EYE, aren't they."

The javelin thrower replied, "

 

[Anise]

"Do you want to get down or not?" Before he could throw another dart I drifted into the middle of a flock of ducks. Unfortunately duck hunting season had just begun and.......

 

[stols001]

I was hit by a hail of bullets puncturing my balloon hands. It hurt a lot, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I began to plummet toward the ground but fortunately I had read the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and had packed my emergency towel, so I took it out and started to use it as a makeshift parachute and---

Anna

 

[Anise]

I still plummeted to the ground, just not quite as fast. I landed in a patch of rose bushes. They may be beautiful but they have thorns. I lay there punctured in too many places to count when....

 

[stols001]

A beautiful fairy tale princess walked out from the shadows. I turned to her and asked, "Do you vape? A few of my (DIY bottles) burst when I fell to the ground..."

She replied, "

 

[Anise]

But of course my dear. It's 100% vg because of the zombie problem in this town."

 

[Bookworm]

I took a few vapes with the beautiful princess when suddenly I heard something in the bushes.

 

[jdy]

and out came a couple dozen Munchkins all singing in unison Follow The Yellow Brick Road, Follow The Yellow Brick Road She's Off to See …...

 

[Anise]

The Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of ECF" They moved off and the princess started to disappear telling me to follow them so....

 

[stols001]

I grabbed on to her Tiera so I wouldn't get lost. The princess gave me a strange look when I complimented her on her beautiful brown, curly locks. I said, "Is it true brunettes are sane? I've heard blondes," but before I could finish my sentence---

 

[Anise]

We both disappeared! The munchkins were gone and everything was dark. Suddenly there was bright summer sunshine and I was back where everything had started. I even had......

 

[stols001]

My finger.

 

[Anise]

And my beer. I looked around but the princess was gone! "That's it. Either I'm dreaming or I need a psychiatrist" I drank some beer and decided.....

 

[jdy]

I must be dreaming, why not make it an AMAZING DREAM!!! I finished my beer and decided I needed to find .....

 

[Anise]

the DIY store and make some more eliquid and then find my favorite, sexiest actress there ever was in history. I walked down the street enjoying the summer day with an eye out for sexy historical actresses when.....