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  1. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    ever come down but I was getting hungry so I started looking for a safe place to land.........
     
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  2. Anise

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    when I realized I had no idea how to land. It wasn't like my hands had turned into balloons and lifted me into the air before this. I saw some normal looking people enjoying a picnic and yelled down to them.........
     
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  3. liblue1

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    "Hey how can I get down there?".........they just stared in disbelief......
     
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  4. stols001

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    But they were also playing lawn darts! Hearing my cries of distress the one with the highest score lifted a dart, javelin style and began to aim but....

    Anna
     
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  5. Anise

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    Instead of hitting my hand, the dart hit my.....
     
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  6. stols001

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    Eye. I started screaming down below, "Yeah, lawn darts are all fun and games until someone looses an EYE, aren't they."

    The javelin thrower replied, "
     
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  7. Anise

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    "Do you want to get down or not?" Before he could throw another dart I drifted into the middle of a flock of ducks. Unfortunately duck hunting season had just begun and.......
     
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  8. stols001

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    I was hit by a hail of bullets puncturing my balloon hands. It hurt a lot, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I began to plummet toward the ground but fortunately I had read the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and had packed my emergency towel, so I took it out and started to use it as a makeshift parachute and---

    Anna
     
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  9. Anise

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    I still plummeted to the ground, just not quite as fast. I landed in a patch of rose bushes. They may be beautiful but they have thorns. I lay there punctured in too many places to count when....
     
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  10. stols001

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    A beautiful fairy tale princess walked out from the shadows. I turned to her and asked, "Do you vape? A few of my (DIY bottles) burst when I fell to the ground..."

    She replied, "
     
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  11. Anise

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    But of course my dear. It's 100% vg because of the zombie problem in this town."
     
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  12. Bookworm

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    I took a few vapes with the beautiful princess when suddenly I heard something in the bushes.
     
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  13. jdy

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    and out came a couple dozen Munchkins all singing in unison Follow The Yellow Brick Road, Follow The Yellow Brick Road She's Off to See …...
     
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  14. Anise

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    The Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of ECF" They moved off and the princess started to disappear telling me to follow them so....
     
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  15. stols001

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    I grabbed on to her Tiera so I wouldn't get lost. The princess gave me a strange look when I complimented her on her beautiful brown, curly locks. I said, "Is it true brunettes are sane? I've heard blondes," but before I could finish my sentence---
     
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  16. Anise

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    We both disappeared! The munchkins were gone and everything was dark. Suddenly there was bright summer sunshine and I was back where everything had started. I even had......
     
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  17. stols001

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    My finger.
     
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  18. Anise

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    And my beer. I looked around but the princess was gone! "That's it. Either I'm dreaming or I need a psychiatrist" I drank some beer and decided.....
     
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  19. jdy

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    I must be dreaming, why not make it an AMAZING DREAM!!! I finished my beer and decided I needed to find .....
     
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  20. Anise

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    the DIY store and make some more eliquid and then find my favorite, sexiest actress there ever was in history. I walked down the street enjoying the summer day with an eye out for sexy historical actresses when.....
     
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