Just Ordered My First Provari

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The Ocelot

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The Ocelot,
I was aware the vari does not come in a box, which I do not mind. I was never too big on fancy packaging anyway lol with me being this anxious, I would have probably ripped the thing to shreds :)

I'm with you, but a few times people have posted that for what they spent it should come in an expensive looking box.
 

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Can NOT wait to try it I have been extremely excited and anxious ever since placing my order. Still waiting on the processing time and wish it would hurry up already!!
I ordered mine this Am and it has already shipped!! I also ordered some of the slotted boge cartos from sure vapes and they to shipped. I have to beat my Dearest to the mail box,so I can have a chance to explain:oops: It would not be so bad,but I just got the Vamo 2 months ago. The Blu was no problem,I quit Cigs,then came all the Egos,and juice,then there was the DIY set up and I am saving money,on DIY,then the Vamo and now the Provari. I'm 51 and feel like a little kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar:ohmy: We don't have any debt,so I can get away with it. I am probably the most sensible person I know:rolleyes:,so I will get away with it:sneaky:
 

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Be aware new acolytes:

The Holiest of Holies does not come in a fancy box, it is simply swaddled in bubble wrap. It is the way of the ProVarinati to be reminded of our humble beginnings and not to take for granted the amazing gift that is bestowed upon the worthy.

You must place the sacred ProVari on an altar and gently pass a silver* Thurible filled with myrrh for 7 consecutive nights just past sunset. Then, and only then, you may kneel before a candle and read your Rewards Loyalty Program card (yes, we are rewarded for our loyalty!) upside down and the Secret Name of-which-we-do-not-speak shall be revealed.

The manual with the Sacred Rites is available for download on the ProVape site. Don't forget to fast.


*If you don't have silver, aluminum foil is allowed. The ProVari is forgiving.


Even the righteous and all-knowing PBusardo now knows of the sacredness of the Provari. Novices need only watch the first 1 minute of this video to view the secret Provarinati ritual rites of honoring the Provari:



 
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Even the righteous and all-knowing PBusardo now knows the sacredness of the Provari. Novices need only watch the first 1 minute of this video to view the secret Provarinati ritual rites of honoring the Provari:

For those of you who didn't see the original video, the music was "Sadness Pt.1" by Engima. I think if you have a better internet connection than I do, you can listen to the music and watch Phil's video at the same time.

 
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Your juice needs to be blue, too. :p

Nice looking setup. (and pricey)

How are you liking the Diver?

Thanks, lol blue juice. I'm really liking the diver it's awesome. It works extremely well, great flavor, easy setup with the pre-made coils/ceramics. The vape is so smooth. I don't know how to explain it, but Atmistiques' must use some Ancient Greek Hokery-Pokery, because the diver seems to gives your juice a full bodied richer flavor.
If you don't own one....get two (flanged/un-flanged)!
 
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xHaZe

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Thanks I'm happy to be joining the club! One concern though is that the batteries I ordered from RTD may be arriving a little late. According to the tracking info, I'm getting the feeling they may not make it here by tomorrow. And since Sunday is no mail, I may have to wait till Monday which would totally suck. I'm wondering if there is someplace I could buy batteries from locally in the worst case scenerio.
 
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