Y'all want a bit of good news?
Yesterday, my SIL came to the house for a visit, and she was still there when I got home from work. So I gave her the myJet kit that I won in the Origin thread. I'd also bought a couple extra pods and coils for her. I showed her how it all worked, how to refill it, and gave her a bottle of Brickhouse Custard and a bottle of Aphrodite's Kiss to go with it. I told her not to throw away the coils or pods if they stopped working, just grab a new one and bring me the old ones. I think I can probably rebuild them, but I won't know for sure until I can tear one apart. Anyway, she seemed really excited about it, and she really, really liked Aphrodite's Kiss. She also seems ready to finally give up the stinkies, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it sticks this time!