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1: Post why you came to this wonderful site.
I knew I didn't want to smoke anymore.
I found ECF when I did a Google search looking for more information on electronic cigarettes.
I found all the information I was looking for on ECF and then some!!
I knew I didn't want to smoke anymore.
I found ECF when I did a Google search looking for more information on electronic cigarettes.
I found all the information I was looking for on ECF and then some!!
2: Post what made you decide to quit smoking.
I have 3 kids.
I didn't ever want them to think it was OK to smoke because Mommy smoked.
Plus, it's disgusting and I just got fed up with feeling so bad about myself because I was smoking.
I have 3 kids.
I didn't ever want them to think it was OK to smoke because Mommy smoked.
Plus, it's disgusting and I just got fed up with feeling so bad about myself because I was smoking.
3: Post your current vaping setup (if you have one)......
I'm currently vaping on a eGo VV passthough (very convenient at my computer!) with a long-wick Stardust filled with Halo Tribeca.
Yum!
I'm currently vaping on a eGo VV passthough (very convenient at my computer!) with a long-wick Stardust filled with Halo Tribeca.
Yum!
4: Post a funny joke.
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The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them
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1: Post why you came to this wonderful site.
I was new to vaping and figured here would be a good place to get support.
I was new to vaping and figured here would be a good place to get support.
2: Post what made you decide to quit smoking.
Wife would nag at me often about smoking, and I started to despise the smell of cigs. Plus I knew I should do it for my health.
Wife would nag at me often about smoking, and I started to despise the smell of cigs. Plus I knew I should do it for my health.
3: Post your current vaping setup (if you have one)......
Trying to get someone else into vaping if I won this.
Trying to get someone else into vaping if I won this.
4. Tell a funny joke.
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what's the answer?"
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what's the answer?"
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
lifted this from another site
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
#4
A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Why did i get into vaping/quit smoking
I am not going to get fully into it as i am a rather closed type of person, but even after the four mini heart attacks i was stubborn to not quit the cancer sticks, i always vowed to keep going and not stop. When i lost my family due to a accident i kept telling myself being the only one left that i had 'to much stress' in my life.
When i found out how allergic my wife and my son where, i started to give my head a shake as i always thought i was harming myself not my loved ones, and it was after much talking about trying out the nicorette patch again (back in 2000 i had quit for six months), or their gum or inhailer that my wonderful wife bought me the fuma 808 starter kit and carts.
Sure i have had some false starts, and accidents here and there with not enough carts or enough juice, but my wife was right beside me every step of the way, and that is the best encouragement one could ever get. I mean what better benefit is there when it is colder and you snuggle watching a great movie and not have to get up to go outside to have a cigarette? The only place i will not vape is in at my in laws house and do step outside to do it out of respect for them and their home (yes they know what vaping is, but my momma bear is allergic to some of the juice scents).
In fact this would be perfect to PIF to my sister in law who i am now trying to convert over and off her cigarette's, but one gets further with a gentle nudge, or showing her how easy it is then forcing it on her
I am not going to get fully into it as i am a rather closed type of person, but even after the four mini heart attacks i was stubborn to not quit the cancer sticks, i always vowed to keep going and not stop. When i lost my family due to a accident i kept telling myself being the only one left that i had 'to much stress' in my life.
When i found out how allergic my wife and my son where, i started to give my head a shake as i always thought i was harming myself not my loved ones, and it was after much talking about trying out the nicorette patch again (back in 2000 i had quit for six months), or their gum or inhailer that my wonderful wife bought me the fuma 808 starter kit and carts.
Sure i have had some false starts, and accidents here and there with not enough carts or enough juice, but my wife was right beside me every step of the way, and that is the best encouragement one could ever get. I mean what better benefit is there when it is colder and you snuggle watching a great movie and not have to get up to go outside to have a cigarette? The only place i will not vape is in at my in laws house and do step outside to do it out of respect for them and their home (yes they know what vaping is, but my momma bear is allergic to some of the juice scents).
In fact this would be perfect to PIF to my sister in law who i am now trying to convert over and off her cigarette's, but one gets further with a gentle nudge, or showing her how easy it is then forcing it on her
As a thank you to the participants, The winner will receive one extra battery and charger (No packaging-No carts).
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