KICK BASS VAPOR Season open! Come wet a carto or atty! (ordering thread)

[NCVapingLady]

Tell you what, my sense of smell has radically improved these days...and I have unfortunately discovered that the world is a fairly stinky place. Phew......

Yea, Ciego, I hear ya on that! My mom is the only one left that hasn't been "converted" yet, (dang, that sounds like a Sci-Fi theme there!) and I have a hard time with the cig smoke (but I don't act like an ex-smoker, no siree, no way, no how! Just spray myself afterward!! JK!). But yea, smell does come into play after about a month or so being analog free. Puts a new spin on "Taking time to smell the roses", doesn't it?

 

[Eekaa Chu]

It seems the NCLady is as I an ole time vaper with fewer posters.....ahem.....poet and don't know it. Not so often I am agreed with...as ....uhmm....I am not the usual......uhhmmm....not a usual type person. But....hey. others agree the joose I choose is good....so...*hic*.....Guess I am not so UNUSUAL after all.......*pours a few fingers....ok four fingers....and sits back on a nice log*
This is one of the nicest fishin hidey holes I ever been at......good vape....good drink....good company....well....most...*That Eekachu could work a nerve or two, I will tell you*...and a good game warden to hand out the license to fill yer net....what more could one want? ....*The frickin snow to stop fallin in south jersey and a bit of sanity would not hurt*

as you were....pass the marshmallows please....and throw a log on that there fire, I am cold as a ...well...I am cold......*covers high beams*

***Sticks out tongue, sticks thumbs in ears and waggles fingers at bonnie while her back is turned***

***bonnie turns, I smile***

You just remember who goes and fetches Ms. Walker for you when you're too drunk....er I mean too busy fishing to go and pick her up, work a nerve can I...I'll remember that, and here I was going to share my fresh catch with you....guess I'll have to keep it for myself.....

 

[yssiM]

wow..that is one sense I am not always thrilled to have back!!! having boys, and animals it can get yuck! but man smelling the honeysuckle in the spring this past yr was well worth all the yucky smell.

 

[bonniegirl]

smell??????

I smell something fishy......was that trouble maKing *like the boys and girls type* around this hidey hole again?

Wow, they let anybody in here......what has this come to?????,*takes a few more fingers of Ms, Walker and finds bottle has emptied*..........OMG.....*Not the KBV JOOSE FFS*..EEKA!!!!!! come here this minute..........did you touch Ms. Walker?

*stomps off into the wooded area of bushes searching for that trouble making Eeka, pulling briars from legs, cursing and staggering*

This is horrid,,,,,,,simply horrid and I left my Tootsie on the log.........*boo and hoo and sob and sputter*

 

[Tuck]

Bonnie I am guarding your tootsie.

 

[zbasspro]

Keeping this so everyone can see, an influx of orders has slowed the process

Important update!​

The KBV site has been ECF approved! However this was a preliminary step and ordering is currently disabled.

A few things here.

• Until otherwise notified please order via PM the way KBV has been operating up until this point.

• Next I will do my best to get the site ordering ready but it will most likely launch in an "offline" payment mode which will be basically the same as we're doing now using paypal but payment instructions and all updates will be automatically sent via email.

• Lastly I am working diligently to get the credit card processing complete and secure, that has taken longer than expected but I'm being told I should have all the information I need by mid week. At that point we will run like any other site.

I appreciate all the patience and understanding, the hoops you have to jump through to process credit cards for e cig related items were more than I anticipated. Rest assured with the automation the KBV customer service you guys have commented on and seem to like will not suffer.

Thank you,
boB

Bonnie I am guarding your tootsie.

Thanks Tuckster that Ciego fella just grabbed a few bottles of it and said he didn't know what there were, what's the guy blind or something?

 

[MizChappy]

Yay! Made my very first order to KBV ANNND already have my tracking number, which I bet my mail lady is happy about because then I don't stalk her the entire waiting time. Then again maybe I will...ever watched the mail people when they are nervous? It's better than Jerry Springer, You could almost hum the mission impossible theme to their movements. Sad part is they only seem to act that way around vicious dogs and my house. LOL
So anyway, My first order is tootsie rolly, OMG and cantaloupe. From what I've read Tootsie Rolly is umm worth mugging people over, OMG is in the same class...anyone have anything to say about the cantaloupe?

 

[Ciego]

I'll tell you how cold it is Bonnie.


It's colder than the ticket-taker's smile at the Adonis Gay Theater during a Boy Scout convention.

It's colder than Phil Morris' heart.

It's colder than a gut-shot wolf ..... hauling nine suckling pups and a 00 spring-steel jawed trap up a 72 degree incline in the dead of January with a mouthful of porcupine quills.

Back to the smell thing for a minute. Of course not all smells I'm rediscovering are bad. For instance, Miss Chivas smells better than ever.

Oh criminy buckets... I think my atty just died. Seriously. I can't see the blinky-blinky button, but I don't think this 950 maH battery could possibly be dead yet...

Oh goody. I'm not happy about the battery dying so quickly, but the atty is fine, as is the OMG. Delish.

 

[yssiM]

Yay! Made my very first order to KBV ANNND already have my tracking number, which I bet my mail lady is happy about because then I don't stalk her the entire waiting time. Then again maybe I will...ever watched the mail people when they are nervous? It's better than Jerry Springer, You could almost hum the mission impossible theme to their movements. Sad part is they only seem to act that way around vicious dogs and my house. LOL
So anyway, My first order is tootsie rolly, OMG and cantaloupe. From what I've read Tootsie Rolly is umm worth mugging people over, OMG is in the same class...anyone have anything to say about the cantaloupe?

Miz Chappy... welcome to the fishin hole The mail man stalking gets purdy serious round here. It may come to hiding in the bushes and attacking them when you think they may be keeping your package hostage. Getting the binocs out when u here there car down the street. Your ears will fine tune to hear it several blocks away Was that it? Wear out the floor from the computer to the window you look out of Ask any old timer. They know ALLLL a bout it
Now on to the cantaloupe, I developed that with the fresh fruit freak in me, over the summer. It is divine. Just like a sweet cold piece of the melon straight from the fridge. Sometimes you feel like you need to wipe the juice of of your chin with your sleve

Now on to this ciego character I need to make note to self, to sit on waterproof material when readin his posts!

 

[zbasspro]

Had a LOT of people overnight trying to order through the site. I realize the link is getting dropped in threads and that's the biggest problem, but PLEASE follow these instructions, and if you are referring people PLEASE point them here temporarily. I'll do my best to get the site functional today.

I have responded to all who have attempted to order through the site and if anyone has any further questions please PM me. I did not want to release the site prematurely. ECF rules state that NO advertising the site prior to them looking it over for approval. I personally never mentioned the name but found it linked in a few threads so ad to submit it for approval yesterday without the finishing touches. All of the product has NOT been added. Had several requests for "skipping stones" which WILL be on the site but isn't currently.

Thanks,
boB

Important update!​

The KBV site has been ECF approved! However this was a preliminary step and ordering is currently disabled.

A few things here.

• Until otherwise notified please order via PM the way KBV has been operating up until this point.

• Next I will do my best to get the site ordering ready but it will most likely launch in an "offline" payment mode which will be basically the same as we're doing now using paypal but payment instructions and all updates will be automatically sent via email.

• Lastly I am working diligently to get the credit card processing complete and secure, that has taken longer than expected but I'm being told I should have all the information I need by mid week. At that point we will run like any other site.

I appreciate all the patience and understanding, the hoops you have to jump through to process credit cards for e cig related items were more than I anticipated. Rest assured with the automation the KBV customer service you guys have commented on and seem to like will not suffer.

Thank you,
boB

 

[DLite]

 

[zbasspro]

As of this point, meaning if I have not yet received your order KBV will have to TEMPORARILY go to a 72 hour turn around time. If I've communicated with you via PM email or phone you are on the 24 or 48 hour time frame. From this point forward we will operate within a 72 hour turnaround time. We believe we won't require it and quite possibly may turn all orders around within 24 hours.We are doing this as a precautionary measure only.

As stated this is TEMPORARY until the site is fully functional and only expected to last a few days.

Thank you, boB

 

[bonniegirl]

@Ms Chappy.....welcome to the finest fishin for joose hidey hole round. Yes, the fresh cantaloupe tastes like....UHmmm...well...it is like....uhmmmm...FTESH CANTALOUPE! and........the strawberry pie tastes like FRESH strawberries.........now....I am NOT.....a fruity....uhmmmm....fruit loving vaper....cause they all tasted like candy replicates of gum ball machine crap.....uhmmm.....carp.....well, I have changed......love me some KBV fruit stuffs.
Now, to make it very clear......the Tootsie is listed, but ALL IS MINE.....just for the record, since you are new round these parts and well....I like you and I would not want to hook your hook to your britches before you casted out for some and have well........a ....uhmmm....a...situation!

@ciego....good luck with the trying to see your way through all the KBV products.........do they make a braille labeller? I know B.O.B. would use it for you.......just wonderin.......
@Eeka......I asked for a .....uhmmm.....for Ms. Walker.....Johnnies' wife....in the black label.....uhmmm dress....YES...dress and I did not say walkie talkers.....*FFS she is a dimwit.....does she have hearing problems or just plain idiocy.....is that a word? Dunno, but is fitting*.......Eeka, the nice man at the state store has Ms. Walker in a brown bag with my name on it. Pick it up post haste....I got a bite and can not leave this honey hole.

@big.....kewl Vid and on target....about time these big dogs find out about this fine fishin hole......

@B.O.B.......Uhhmmm....how to say this.....do you have auto delivery?....was just wonderin cause the son has proactive and the hubby has K-cups and well...I want an auto delivery too.....KBV a ...say a gallon.......a month?..........could I have it in a pump or separated into small bottles, those gallon jugs are hard to tilt and well I am old and arthritic and not well and all....and do you have disability discounts for us "broken down and mangled for life?"...is worth a try with the fixed income and all........I have tried to bribe DLite with info and he won't budge and well 3 ounces of joose in 2 weeks is horrid.......it is.....and I am so old....*as dirt* and tired ...*of begging and pleading* ...and sick......*of kids and their kids and other kids and all kids*..........OMG.......WOW.......I got a big bite of OMG and it is well........OMG!

 

[zbasspro]

Been two people who looked at the site and noticed Skipping Stones wasn't on there, that was due to the fact that I had not imputed that product yet. It is now on there and the two that wanted it will receive it. We sold more of that than anticipated and are awaiting more flavoring, it is listed on the site now, but it is OUT OF STOCK. This should be restocked be week's end.

The site will show that product but it will reflect that it is out of stock as well. Please do all ordering via PM until I announce the site is ready for ordering!

 

[gto]

Should we be going by the first post of 'in season', or by the site listings? for eg., Cantaloupe is not on the site, yet it is listed in your first post.
Also, is shipping free at 50- as the site says, or should we be going by your OP on first page?
(sorry if I didnt read the answers to these ?'s earlier if posted. I kinda skimmed through)

thx

 

[ChrisKY]

Alright there Bonniegirl! I'm calling your bluff... Putting in a order for a couple of bottles of the Tootsy and holding it hostage until you share the Mrs Walker!

 

[yssiM]

Should we be going by the first post of 'in season', or by the site listings? for eg., Cantaloupe is not on the site, yet it is listed in your first post.
Also, is shipping free at 50- as the site says, or should we be going by your OP on first page?
(sorry if I didnt read the answers to these ?'s earlier if posted. I kinda skimmed through)

thx

As of right now gto, please just go by the OP here. The site is not quite ready, and to avoid any confusion, all orders should go through the ordering thread. boB hopes to have the site up soon. It is a hard one to reel in. It is a fighting sun of a gun. Thanks for all of your patience

 

[gto]

Sounds good. BTW, I also like the fruity as long as it's not too sweet, like some of the Honeydews out there. Huge fan of Blueberry, but maybe without the crust. Just a great straightout blue note w/ out too much sugar, kinda on the tarty side. If you make it, I'll want it.

Look for my PM.

 

[guitardedmark]

Any coupon codes? This thread is gigantic and my attempts at searching for one has failed

 

[passerbyeus]

Coupon code for ECF would be nice but $6.50 for 15ML is super cheap for the quality you get.