TY to all for the well wishes re: my health and my 36th Birthday! You are all so nice and kind............*tear falls and wipes with tissue from bosom*..........ahem, yes, I did have nerve root blocks to my cervical spine yesterday and am sore and tight but can not feel myself leaning back on the recliner..............odd! But ODD is my middle name. They have VERY good drugs at those surgical centers and I had conversations I do not recall, shame I can not get some for those times when ........seated next to a person that speaks 12 decibels above normal about everything non-stop and nothing at all...................or............*MY right hand to God, this is a true story*............I am on a plane from PHL to San Antonio TX to speak and am seated in the aisle seat and Lo and behold, the man in the window seat declares that he will need access to the bathroom frequently as he has a Pilonidal cyst! TMI............YES! HE GAVE DETAILS! *wikipedia if you do not know what it is and it is NOT lunchtime, dinner time or snack time or you have a weak stomach* He preferred Kotex over Always.......FYI!
WOW, I am an idiot and odd ball magnet. If a bus has 50 seats, I will be seated next to the overly obese woman who chooses not to use deodorant. ............or the aunt with a niece that whines and the aunt is busy coloring in a Mickey Mouse coloring book and can not assuage her tears and whining as she is busy.............next stop, the niece is happy as her lovely aunt bought her balloons that are going on the next three hour leg in our seat row............ahem............Yes, people come in all varieties. I prefer the ones with IQs higher than their waist size and cleanliness..............not OCD scrubbed but just a bathe and a bit of deodorant goes a long way...........The Novella shall commence today............Hell or high water............it shall!
Bonniegirl was given a gift of a TV by Bullet and Jelly man to kep her off the Ms Walker and ...........well, she views things from an ODD perspective! What chapter are we on?................would check, but if my memory serves me it is 69........cough...........yes, I am sure, it is 69..........and last we knew, Ciego is still busy on the sauna, Bob is riding his pink General Lee Huffy with a raccoon tail on back, Mini is sewing and making coffee, Jelly man is busy keeping the peace, that mysterious DLite the Gay......uhmmmm...........Game Warden is acting all looney tunes, Wolfie is still in the barkolounger, medic is vaping her provari *Those medical types love digital electronics despite the fact that they ignore their alarms when they are discussing restaurants or having coffee* and she is siting in her baywatch bathing suit in her medical unit on stilts, Sandy K, Godzilla, Janet, Christopherdavid *FFS shorten that ....* and achtung and chloe are tugging and pulling at the angels wings the posse of possums are nearby waiting to protect the hidey holers.Preacherman Hy is rocking on his porch and waiting for his next problem child to arrive and it is usually Bonniegirl sobbing and booing and hooing. Bonniegirl is on the wagon, off the sauce, dry as a bone, clean as a whistle and was left with her on her stump contemplating a new love for a James Beam..........all of Hidey Hole in Fishigan U.S of A. have their nets full of the best joose on earth and the Novella shall survive and thrive as it is one way in which we are ODD.............and in KBV that means loveable!
Hugs to all my Hidey Hole KBV friends
Bonnie
