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Had to make both of em famous! : )
However I still don't know what I'm doing wrong when I try to make the video appear on the link
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*Bonniegirl had been without the Ms Walker for many days with the help of her hidey hole friends. It had been a rough time in the beginning but the arrival of the GIFT made a world of difference. She had been making a cup of tea and mumbling /singing a song from childhood called ring around the rosie and dancing in circles when a knock came at the door. Startled and a bit grumpy to have the fun interrupted she went to open the door to find Bullet and Jelly man with a "tellyvisionin!" She so missed the pub as she had come to love watching the fools try to buy a bowel and all and it was amusing to watch all the people clap when the wheel was spun. Oh how she had missed those days. Now she had her own to watch and after several hours of learnin about the remote and the cable box and the ups and the downs she had a whole new world to see. She saw lions mating on the animal channel and snake wrestlers on the discovery channel and "Soap oprys" as she called them during the day. It was amazing that she waited to hear the Opry but no one ever sang a bit and it was confusing and she was a bit embarrassed if someone came looking after her and she had that "sexin stuffs" on and she would quickly change channels and sometimes hit the source button and find a snow scene she could not plow through *Don't LOL, Ya'll have done it* Bonniegirl is seated on the chair one foot from the set with a bandage of rags on her left thumb and a hot water bottle on the right leg and her dress is torn. Boxes of brown with tape and foam peanuts and bubble wrap cover the entire floor of the cabin and a knock comes at the door.........Bonniegirl mumbles aloud to herself .......as usual..........*
Hole ya hosses, I ees ole an all an I gots dis cheer prolem..........well heller, how ees ya tah day?
*Bonniegirl signs for a box and quickly brings it inside and tears open the tape cursing all the while about "tapin stores an ownin a tapin factry an all" as another knock comes at the door*
Hole onto ya bloomin panties dis cheer ain't a easyness fer me an all
*Enters ChrisKY who inquires about the thumb, the leg and the torn dress*
Dis cheer tellyvisionin ya gib tah me an all.....dey a sayin dat dare ginshrew knifin all cut raht frew anyfing an all an I sayed yes lahk dat man on dare said tah say after ah called dem dare numberins dey teld me tah an all an now eye ben a trynin tah checkin eat an eat wheel cut raht frew anythang.eben yer fumbs! Dis cheer leg an all.......... dat dare be from dat abin rollerin thang......dey sayed tah call at oncest an ah did an all an dey ees a takin orderin jest fer a few morin minutes an dont bein dah last one an eye no lahk tah bees last an all ....an dat dare man wid dat Brown truckin he branged it an I sahned mah x on dat dare paperin an den he left out an I did whuts dat dare youngin girl did an dat dare abin rollin thang done turnt on me *Bonniegirl becomes very animated an shows her teeth like a wild animal * lahk a wildin lion an done et mah leg up and teared mah dress an all............ an dis cheer tellyvisionin bees a lot of dat hard workins tah call all uh dem what dey tells ya to an all.
*ChrisKY looks around at the spaghetti wonder bowl, pedi eggs, foot massager, facial moisturizers, wonder hangers, debbie myers green bags, debbie meyers green containers ,shoes under, space saver bags, remote control helicopters, colorwonder, foamy critters, every advertised infomercial item available to man was in the cabin. There was even two bottles of a vitamin meant for male vitality. He shook his head and walked straight out the door in disbelief wondering if maybe the Ms Walker was such a bad thing after all*
Aint dat jest dah rudest thang what I seed in mah lahf? Jest a walkin outta cheer widout sayin nuffin tall? Imma gonna tryin dat dare white noisin mechine an trah tah git me some nice sleepin an all.
Pass the popcorn please...................God knows what will happen when she finds QVC
Hole ya hosses, I ees ole an all an I gots dis cheer prolem..........well heller, how ees ya tah day?
*Bonniegirl signs for a box and quickly brings it inside and tears open the tape cursing all the while about "tapin stores an ownin a tapin factry an all" as another knock comes at the door*
Hole onto ya bloomin panties dis cheer ain't a easyness fer me an all
*Enters ChrisKY who inquires about the thumb, the leg and the torn dress*
Dis cheer tellyvisionin ya gib tah me an all.....dey a sayin dat dare ginshrew knifin all cut raht frew anyfing an all an I sayed yes lahk dat man on dare said tah say after ah called dem dare numberins dey teld me tah an all an now eye ben a trynin tah checkin eat an eat wheel cut raht frew anythang.eben yer fumbs! Dis cheer leg an all.......... dat dare be from dat abin rollerin thang......dey sayed tah call at oncest an ah did an all an dey ees a takin orderin jest fer a few morin minutes an dont bein dah last one an eye no lahk tah bees last an all ....an dat dare man wid dat Brown truckin he branged it an I sahned mah x on dat dare paperin an den he left out an I did whuts dat dare youngin girl did an dat dare abin rollin thang done turnt on me *Bonniegirl becomes very animated an shows her teeth like a wild animal * lahk a wildin lion an done et mah leg up and teared mah dress an all............ an dis cheer tellyvisionin bees a lot of dat hard workins tah call all uh dem what dey tells ya to an all.
*ChrisKY looks around at the spaghetti wonder bowl, pedi eggs, foot massager, facial moisturizers, wonder hangers, debbie myers green bags, debbie meyers green containers ,shoes under, space saver bags, remote control helicopters, colorwonder, foamy critters, every advertised infomercial item available to man was in the cabin. There was even two bottles of a vitamin meant for male vitality. He shook his head and walked straight out the door in disbelief wondering if maybe the Ms Walker was such a bad thing after all*
Aint dat jest dah rudest thang what I seed in mah lahf? Jest a walkin outta cheer widout sayin nuffin tall? Imma gonna tryin dat dare white noisin mechine an trah tah git me some nice sleepin an all.
Pass the popcorn please...................God knows what will happen when she finds QVC
What are the latest jooses added for sale? I've been traveling so much the past month+ that I have fallen behind. I remember Butter Pecan Ice Cream and seem to think there was a coconut flavor. I wanted to put in an order before the site opens. Plus, I want some of Bonnie's birthday cake!
Happy Birthday Bonnie!
Happy Birthday Bonnie!
the coconut is white rabbit and delish! and thanks for the Happy Birthdays all of you! I can not believe I am 36!..........................................again.
Bullet calls ChrisKY to the side….”Jelly man, we’ve created a monster! What happens when she tunes on Dancing with the Stars tonight? OMG (not the juice) she’s gonna hurt herself. Bonnie will be thinking she can dance better than that Kirstie, thinkin” “…I aint’s gonna fall especially with a hunk like Maksim holdin on to me!”….Who in their right mind would let go of a man like him?...stupid Kirstie!”
Bullet glances at Bonnie shifting through boxes, popcorn and bubble wrap flying every which way, wondering if by chance somewhere in Bonnies new found stash is a pair of dancing shoes…OMG (not the juice again) Jelly Man, what have we done?
Bullet glances at Bonnie shifting through boxes, popcorn and bubble wrap flying every which way, wondering if by chance somewhere in Bonnies new found stash is a pair of dancing shoes…OMG (not the juice again) Jelly Man, what have we done?
Novella Volume 70 (had to happen folks)
***Walking out of BonnieGirls Cabin Stump shaking his head... Bullet calls him over asking if they had created a monster, but all he can think is that he REALLY needs some Ms Walker his own self. Reassuring Bullet, Jelly Man wonders toward Mini's still shaking his head and trying to figure what they can do to fix this...***
Mini - You are not gonna believe what Bonnie is up to now! She has fond the home shopping network and lordy is she making up for lost time! She got every dime store junk gadget that you could think of and I am thinking she is gonna keel herself with one of them... What we gonna do Mini?
***Mini stares in disbelief at the latest mess and cannot believe her ears - got her off the Ms Walker and onto a far worse addiction: SHOPPING! Oh the horror of it all... boxes and packages from the world over on their way to the Honey, Hidey Fishing hole in Fishigan U. S. of A. Streams of postal workers bags a bursting marching down the trail and up to her stump.
Looking out her window up at the stump, Mini sees Bonnie peeking out the window and down the trail... Trying to catch a glimpse of the mail carrier coming with the latest delivery.***
What we gonna do Mini? Do not want to give her back to Ms Walker, but that might be better for her health!
***A slow smile comes to Mini's face as she turns to the door... Waving Jelly Man to follow, she heads out to the trail...***
***Walking out of BonnieGirls Cabin Stump shaking his head... Bullet calls him over asking if they had created a monster, but all he can think is that he REALLY needs some Ms Walker his own self. Reassuring Bullet, Jelly Man wonders toward Mini's still shaking his head and trying to figure what they can do to fix this...***
Mini - You are not gonna believe what Bonnie is up to now! She has fond the home shopping network and lordy is she making up for lost time! She got every dime store junk gadget that you could think of and I am thinking she is gonna keel herself with one of them... What we gonna do Mini?
***Mini stares in disbelief at the latest mess and cannot believe her ears - got her off the Ms Walker and onto a far worse addiction: SHOPPING! Oh the horror of it all... boxes and packages from the world over on their way to the Honey, Hidey Fishing hole in Fishigan U. S. of A. Streams of postal workers bags a bursting marching down the trail and up to her stump.
Looking out her window up at the stump, Mini sees Bonnie peeking out the window and down the trail... Trying to catch a glimpse of the mail carrier coming with the latest delivery.***
What we gonna do Mini? Do not want to give her back to Ms Walker, but that might be better for her health!
***A slow smile comes to Mini's face as she turns to the door... Waving Jelly Man to follow, she heads out to the trail...***
Mini heads down the trail to the little ( and I mean little ) town a few hikes from the hidey hole and marches into the public library. Now then Chris , there are a few things in life that Bonnie has to like , KBV joose ! Ms Walker, shopping , and movies!
They have racks full here to loan for free! We load her up with movies to watch and that should distract her from the tv shopping , uh I hope .
Grabbing a couple bags they load them full and head off back to the hidey hole to show Bonnie her new addiction LOL one that wont break the bank and will keep the hidey hole trail from looking like pothole city where the moles had a field day because of all the big trucks drivin down it and delivering all those weeny makers and popcorn poppers to Bonniegirl.
Chris I dont know what all we got in this bag, could be gone with the wind or mickey mouse but there should be enough to keep her occupied for a while at least, ....... we shall see, get the popcorn out LOL
They have racks full here to loan for free! We load her up with movies to watch and that should distract her from the tv shopping , uh I hope .
Grabbing a couple bags they load them full and head off back to the hidey hole to show Bonnie her new addiction LOL one that wont break the bank and will keep the hidey hole trail from looking like pothole city where the moles had a field day because of all the big trucks drivin down it and delivering all those weeny makers and popcorn poppers to Bonniegirl.
Chris I dont know what all we got in this bag, could be gone with the wind or mickey mouse but there should be enough to keep her occupied for a while at least, ....... we shall see, get the popcorn out LOL
*bonniegirl is glued to her new movie stash and watching Gone with the wind and smiling at Scarlett and finds she has some of her qualities. She too, is stubborn and a survivor...........but she had no Rhett and the Ms Walker was not with her and loneliness was absorbed like the WOW chamois cloth from the infomercial and overtook her.The booing commenced and worsened as Atlanta burned. Bonniegirl decides a nice walk in the hidey hole and a bit of fresh unburned air would do her good after being in that fire on the movie. As usual..........she mumbles to herself as she walks*
Oh fiddly dee .......ain't dat a fahn way tah say neveryamind tah someone........dat dare scarlitt bees dah pertiess won dare ees.
*Bonniegirl had watched three movies since the visit with Mini and jelly man and remembered one in song and walked as she sang*
Duh hills is aligned wid dah soun uh moozic..........wid song dey has sunged fer a thousint years.........mah heart skippin dah beat hmmmm hmmm hmmm of mooozics..dah dah dah dah dah.hmmm hmm laaaaaaaaaa
*Bonniegirl stops at her mossy stump and sets a spell and pulls some Mommas Angel Wings from her bosom and drips it into her tekk and smiles a satisfied with life kinda smile*
Pass the popcorn...........this movie could end poorly.........well the singing was poor!
Oh fiddly dee .......ain't dat a fahn way tah say neveryamind tah someone........dat dare scarlitt bees dah pertiess won dare ees.
*Bonniegirl had watched three movies since the visit with Mini and jelly man and remembered one in song and walked as she sang*
Duh hills is aligned wid dah soun uh moozic..........wid song dey has sunged fer a thousint years.........mah heart skippin dah beat hmmmm hmmm hmmm of mooozics..dah dah dah dah dah.hmmm hmm laaaaaaaaaa
*Bonniegirl stops at her mossy stump and sets a spell and pulls some Mommas Angel Wings from her bosom and drips it into her tekk and smiles a satisfied with life kinda smile*
Pass the popcorn...........this movie could end poorly.........well the singing was poor!
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Just walked in. I responded to emails and am starting on PMs now. We'll do our best to get all of your orders out tomorrow but they may spill over into Thursday. I'll try to come back and read the thread but may have to wait until tomorrow to get caught up reading. It was a long fun day. 
I'm purdy tired.
I'm purdy tired.Alright Hidey Hole friends. I got you all invoiced I believe. I think we can pull off getting you all out tomorrow, gonna make us work That means I need sleep so I'll have to read and get caught up tomorrow
That means I need sleep so I'll have to read and get caught up tomorrow 
Happy Birthday, Bonnie. If you are 36, then I am 32 (half my age)...lol....hope you had a good day and many more are gifted to you, lady. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..tried for 36 hearts but my hand got tired....lol...lots of love to ya!
Alright Hidey Hole friends. I got you all invoiced I believe. I think we can pull off getting you all out tomorrow, gonna make us work
Goodness, boB, you can put mine at the end of the list, I'm in no hurry. I planned ahead, so I just ordered backups. Auntie M's and MAW are the bomb! Sometimes I feel so sorry for you guys, working so hard for all of us! You need a break, and I hope you had a great day with your son on his birthday. And Happy Birthday to Bonnie, too! Wish I had something funny to say about underwear again, but, meh. I got nothin'! Or do I? Stay tuned.....
That’s it…can’t take this any longer….Bonniegirl…the hills are not alive with the sound of music! Get a grip Bonnie, you’re not living in a world of movies! Atlanta burned, done, gone…rebuilt….get on with it. Tara is….well….tara rah, rah, boom tee aaa…. tara rah rah boom tee aaa…..it’s gone hon, gone! Scarlett’s dress is nothing but dusty, old, moth ball smellin drapes. Scarlett has been cinched so tight her brain ain’t working right! And forgetta bout Rhett, or Clark or whatever his name was cause he don’t give a damm! Bonniegirl, come back to us oh Bonnie.
Put down that Shake Weight before you hurt someone, and stop carrying around your KBV juice in that Chef Basket like it was your handbag…Bonniegirl what’s happened to you? That Royal Heirloom Engagement Ring on your finger ain’t gonna get Prince William to visit the hidey hole, no matter how many of them you buy.
Sit a spell on the rocker, watch the sunset over the lake with me Bonnie….I’ll take care of yah girl…just come back to us Bonnie….I know you’re in there somewhere……here Bonnie, vape some of this here…it’s Tootsie Bonnie…remember this, it was your most favorite joose….and here, here’s some MAW for ya….there, there, Bonnie…..take a deep vape…ahhh…..MAW…..wonderful….there, there….we’ll get you back to us Bonnie….don’t slip away into movie land Bonnie….we need ya. Birthdays don’t make ya older, they make ya stronger, and meaner, and wiser, and honery…and…and…anything ya want. I aint letting ya turn into a vegetable Bonniegirl, snap outta it!
Put down that Shake Weight before you hurt someone, and stop carrying around your KBV juice in that Chef Basket like it was your handbag…Bonniegirl what’s happened to you? That Royal Heirloom Engagement Ring on your finger ain’t gonna get Prince William to visit the hidey hole, no matter how many of them you buy.
Sit a spell on the rocker, watch the sunset over the lake with me Bonnie….I’ll take care of yah girl…just come back to us Bonnie….I know you’re in there somewhere……here Bonnie, vape some of this here…it’s Tootsie Bonnie…remember this, it was your most favorite joose….and here, here’s some MAW for ya….there, there, Bonnie…..take a deep vape…ahhh…..MAW…..wonderful….there, there….we’ll get you back to us Bonnie….don’t slip away into movie land Bonnie….we need ya. Birthdays don’t make ya older, they make ya stronger, and meaner, and wiser, and honery…and…and…anything ya want. I aint letting ya turn into a vegetable Bonniegirl, snap outta it!
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Good morning everyone. It is so good to read the novella again.
It now seems like everything is right with the world.
It now seems like everything is right with the world.Chris, that there is reason enough to vape Hang on to and record those days seems like only a few years and yesterday it was our oldest's 19th!
We'll get everyone out that ordered yesterday but the PMs from this morning are for tomorrow. I just wanna fish ONE day! It's April 6th and I've yet to cast a fishing pole, I usually have 20-30 days on the water by now.
*** cruises around Hidey Hole on pink General Huffy Lee wondering what he created here.......... shakes head and figures he has to get with Bullet, KY (yeah the Jelly), and mini to fix this mess............ coasts past the ..... .... willows and down to the dock and looks at the lake that's calling him***
Hang on to and record those days seems like only a few years and yesterday it was our oldest's 19th! I'm stayin tuned that was funny, if I didn't know better I'd think you were related to bonniegirl
We'll get everyone out that ordered yesterday but the PMs from this morning are for tomorrow. I just wanna fish ONE day! It's April 6th and I've yet to cast a fishing pole, I usually have 20-30 days on the water by now.*** cruises around Hidey Hole on pink General Huffy Lee wondering what he created here.......... shakes head and figures he has to get with Bullet, KY (yeah the Jelly), and mini to fix this mess............ coasts past the ..... .... willows and down to the dock and looks at the lake that's calling him***
GOOD morning holers We had a great time w/ the birfday boy, and his GF, and Brad. Took them all to the mall. He got a camo iphone cover, some cologne, a belt, a picture from one of those photo boths of him and his GF, it was very cute. Now picture this, he is close to 6'5 and she cant be much over 5'. Very cute couple. I got me some good smellies too. Bath and Body had a new scent called Country Girl Of course I had to have it! boB even got himself a new toy 
Thanks to all for all the happy birfday wishes... Not a single happy labor day!!! I used to get my mom something like flowers and such for my bday, cuz it was her that went thru all the BS and pain to bring me into the world! Told her it was her labor day Yes I know .. I am awesome
Christopher.. your babies are adorable. They grow up too fast, then they hate you for a period. Then they love you again!
Chloe.. you fit right in here at the hidey honey fishin hole.. you need to carve ya a stump,and make yourself at home.
Bonnie, Jelly, Mini & bullet ...Thanks for that ....I was really missin the novella
We had a great time w/ the birfday boy, and his GF, and Brad. Took them all to the mall. He got a camo iphone cover, some cologne, a belt, a picture from one of those photo boths of him and his GF, it was very cute. Now picture this, he is close to 6'5 and she cant be much over 5'. Very cute couple. I got me some good smellies too. Bath and Body had a new scent called Country Girl Of course I had to have it! boB even got himself a new toy Thanks to all for all the happy birfday wishes... Not a single happy labor day!!! I used to get my mom something like flowers and such for my bday, cuz it was her that went thru all the BS and pain to bring me into the world! Told her it was her labor day Yes I know .. I am awesome Christopher.. your babies are adorable. They grow up too fast, then they hate you for a period. Then they love you again!
Chloe.. you fit right in here at the hidey honey fishin hole.. you need to carve ya a stump,and make yourself at home.
Bonnie, Jelly, Mini & bullet ...Thanks for that ....I was really missin the novella
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