KICK BASS VAPOR Season open! Come wet a carto or atty! (ordering thread)

[Janet]

I saw this show at Mohegan Sun Casino last year, James Taylor and Carole King. It was almost exactly one year to the day since my mother had passed away and James Taylor was one of her all time favorites. I was 28yrs old, and when he sang this song I still cried like I was a 2 year old girl as I sat there feeling like I was 10 again with my mom playing his records all day in my house...... This one goes out to all you Hidey Holers that are soft at heart, and my mom who I miss to death......

Awww, James Taylor AND Carole King!? That must have been awesome. I had LPs and 8-Tracks of those artists when I was a teenager. I wonder whatever happened to them. Thanks for posting!

 

[ChrisKY]

***Jelly Man is putting the finishing touches on the General Lee Huffy (in pink) for boB and decide it is time to call it a night... From outside, I here the sound of SmokingBullet on her ATV and boB hollering. I wonder out the garage doors and go to find out what is going on and see boB yelling and waving as he runs to Bullet. Mini comes out of the coffee bait & tackle shop and heads toward the dock. Following her gaze, I see a shadowy figure on the dock and on the breeze, an strange voice calls out - "Were's me gold??? Me Gold???". As I walk closer, I notice the figure does not appear solid... almost vapor like... A long trail of mist seems to drift from the figure as he prowls the dock in a jerk limp; almost like he has a bad leg or something. I draw near the shore of Lake Fishigan and the figure becomes clearer - a faint glow seems to come from the strange person on the dock and the smell of burning... burning tobacco...

Closer I come to this strange apparition and the ghostly voice continues its cry for "Gold... Me gold!". I call out to try and identify the person and the figure turns toward me... as the empty eyes come to rest upon me, I feel a chill run up my spine - every nerve tells me this thing is not of this earth. The cold of the grave seeps from this specter, freezing my blood in my veins. My every base instinct screams to run... flee from this image of death searching for some lost treasure, but I overcome my fear and move down the dock toward the spirit that has come to our beloved Hidey honey fishing hole, extending my hand...***

Spirit... What is it you seek here? What can we do to help you find piece?

*** As I draw near, the ghost stops its wailing call for Gold and stares at me with a evil gleam in its hollow eyes... The smell of burning tobacco grows stronger with every step and as I come within arms reach of this thing form beyond, it turns from me with a ghastly laugh and disappears with a billow of fowl smoke, leaving me on the dock in a stupor of fear and cold sweat. Down the dock comes more of our hidey holers... There is Wolfatthedoor, fur on his back standing on end, growling... HyOnLyph is whispering a prayer as he comes fast in his tracks....***

Preacher, Wolfie... we have a problem! The hidey hole seems to have a spirit and he wants something!

 

[Janet]

***Jelly Man is putting the finishing touches on the General Lee Huffy (in pink) for boB and decide it is time to call it a night... From outside, I here the sound of SmokingBullet on her ATV and boB hollering. I wonder out the garage doors and go to find out what is going on and see boB yelling and waving as he runs to Bullet. Mini comes out of the coffee bait & tackle shop and heads toward the dock. Following her gaze, I see a shadowy figure on the dock and on the breeze, an strange voice calls out - "Were's me gold??? Me Gold???". As I walk closer, I notice the figure does not appear solid... almost vapor like... A long trail of mist seems to drift from the figure as he prowls the dock in a jerk limp; almost like he has a bad leg or something. I draw near the shore of Lake Fishigan and the figure becomes clearer - a faint glow seems to come from the strange person on the dock and the smell of burning... burning tobacco...

Closer I come to this strange apparition and the ghostly voice continues its cry for "Gold... Me gold!". I call out to try and identify the person and the figure turns toward me... as the empty eyes come to rest upon me, I feel a chill run up my spine - every nerve tells me this thing is not of this earth. The cold of the grave seeps from this specter, freezing my blood in my veins. My every base instinct screams to run... flee from this image of death searching for some lost treasure, but I overcome my fear and move down the dock toward the spirit that has come to our beloved Hidey honey fishing hole, extending my hand...***

Spirit... What is it you seek here? What can we do to help you find piece?

*** As I draw near, the ghost stops its wailing call for Gold and stares at me with a evil gleam in its hollow eyes... The smell of burning tobacco grows stronger with every step and as I come within arms reach of this thing form beyond, it turns from me with a ghastly laugh and disappears with a billow of fowl smoke, leaving me on the dock in a stupor of fear and cold sweat. Down the dock comes more of our hidey holers... There is Wolfatthedoor, fur on his back standing on end, growling... HyOnLyph is whispering a prayer as he comes fast in his tracks....***

Preacher, Wolfie... we have a problem! The hidey hole seems to have a spirit and he wants something!

Evil Spirit: Get thee away from the Hidey Hole! Don't you know you are walking on hallowed ground?! You can't touch us and you know it! Now, be gone!

 

[zbasspro]

Feeling relieved with the presence of preacherman Hy and a few 4 ounce bottles of joose figures we can use as makeshift holy water if needed looks across Lake Fishigan................it looks as frigid as Vape Placid (a VERY authentic menthol vape BTW) "it's to warm out this evening for that steam and mist that is definitely unearthly"

sees Medic, Trishalla, Chloe Bruissard (the cat's ...), atchungbaby, and Janet as pale as the White Wabbit (new flavor) cautiously heading towards the dock along with a few others to see WTF (not the joose) the fuss is about. ......... "ladies there was a a pirate......a ghost....... a something that blew through here like a Texas tumble weed!

"hide your gold PV's mini said he was talking about gold........ I couldn't hear him but I could see him" ........ "he had one of those strings with a little patch that covers your........... eye, yeah your eye (pirate ghost in a thong not right), and I think he believes we all stole his gold from what mini says" ...... That darn bonniegirl singing about the yellow brick road summoned him I know it!"

......... "I think there's enough juice (not joose) in the battery of the boat I can run the trolling motor around and see what's going on" ............ "where's Bigmike? I need someone to go with me?"

*gets in the boat and figures he's safe with a few bottles of OMG (the joose) for now.................................

 

[Chloe Bruissardt]

Did ya'll just call me the cat's ...? Time to change my avatar again!

 

[Chloe Bruissardt]

Hey, I have the funniest pic saved to my desktop, no URL, and can't figure out how to post it on here. I tried insert image, wants a URL, and tried attachments, just gives a weird bunch of letters and numbers. Will the attachment thing work? How do you guys do it?

 

[Janet]

I know I am not the only one in troubled waters, and this is for everyone who is:

 

[Morfeeus]

I just tried the "bait a" flavor I recieved in my newest order from KBV today. It's correctly named "Joosy Froot". boB, you are the Picasso of the joose world!! I swear it tastes exactly like Juicy Fruit gum. I will ABSOLUTELY need a 30ml bottle of this in my next order!! This joose has to pass the "bait a" phase or I will cry!!!! I just got 2 new MAP tanks in today and I am taking one and reserving it just for when I get this joose in the large bottle. It is that good!!

 

[SmokingBullet]

“Jump on” Bullet yells at boB…he turns to see Bullet racing towards him driving her ATV like she stole it…gravel and dust flying every which way…..”jump on…now!” boB reaches for the grab bar and hurdles himself onto the back of Bullets bike…they ride off leaving a dust cloud…..as the dust seems to settle the smoke still raising from the lake…a figure….a spirit….deeply howling…”give me me gold….me gold…where’s me gold…..”

 

[zbasspro]

*tells Bullet to stop! As he spots the figure again*

"boB! boB!' yells mini "try talking to him! I can hear him but you can't" ........ *I hit the Turbo which casts a light into an eye as dead as a sharks, the other covered by what looks like Ciego's KBV thong (even has a skid mark)!* Spotted in his hand is a rolled up paper that looks like a map (not a tank).................... "what do you want with us here at the Hidey Hole?" I ask..........

" I spend me last 10 years following me map (not tank) and it lead me to this here place.... me was robbed by another pirate many years ago of me gold he was found dead from smoking ye tobacco with this map which is mark with an X by what looks like a hollow tree"

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[chimney55]

Awww, James Taylor AND Carole King!? That must have been awesome. I had LPs and 8-Tracks of those artists when I was a teenager. I wonder whatever happened to them. Thanks for posting!

I don't know about Carole King, but James is still around....

 

[chimney55]

Did ya'll just call me the cat's ...? Time to change my avatar again!

I saved the photo to my photobucket acct. and then got it from there to put it here.

 

[SmokingBullet]

Bullet screeches to a stop, without anyone flying head over heels over the steering bars…dust and gravel flying (damm it pays to have good breaks)…looks at boB with wide open eyes…”boB, do you think?....Where is Ceigo building the hidey hole sauna? Wait…look, the hollow tree looks just like our outhouse….you don’t think……” freaky background music comes to a crescendo…..

*tells Bullet to stop! As he spots the figure again*

"boB! boB!' yells mini "try talking to him! I can hear him but you can't" ........ *I hit the Turbo which casts a light into an eye as dead as a sharks, the other covered by what looks like Ciego's KBV thong (even has a skid mark)!* Spotted in his hand is a rolled up paper that looks like a map (not a tank).................... "what do you want with us here at the Hidey Hole?" I ask..........

" I spend me last 10 years following me map (not tank) and it lead me to this here place.... me was robbed by another pirate many years ago of me gold he was found dead from smoking ye tobacco with this map which is mark with an X by what looks like a hollow tree"

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[zbasspro]

*hands figure a bottle (booze not joose) and figures that buys him enough time to respond to some comments*

Love coke icee (flat coke flavor) will def need to try that!

Most "bait a" samples have been going out in sets of 10 for mixing purposes. We don't have the equipment to measure small enough amounts of nicotine or flavorings to make 3ML bottles individually so we'll mix a 30 ML and make 10 samples with it, about 1/2 of the 10 that received this "bait a" immediately ordered a large bottle

Does boB's guy do a bottom feeder?

No this is a well made introduction into 5V vaping box mod with a charger and a set of 14500 batts for $44

... which leads me to something that as been in my brain since sortly after my first toke of the Strawberry Pie; ever thought of putting out a line of KBV Basics (KBVBs)? Some of the individual components (such as the strawberry. Or the Peach from Peach Melba. Or thw Warm from the Sugar Cookikes. Actually, strike that last one), would be awesome vapes, especially for those of us still challenged in the tastebud department.
This idea has been tossed around and would be called the "shallow waters" ; -)

Lastly, any chance of a fire and ice? Need some KBV quality joose in this flavour; of course, if it were possible to get cinnamon from KBV I could use my own menthol...

Have you tried KBV's cinnamint? It's similar in design.

55 Flavors??!! Seriously?? I need to take an inventory....I'm way behind on my collection!!

I believe that's the total which only counts the Lem O Lade (LOL) as one flavor whereas it has a drop down menu and will be ongoing. Prickly pear is one, as well as 4-5 others

Wow boB!! Got my new joose order in tonight and you absolutely nailed "Vape Placid". I've only tried a few other menthol jooses but yours tastes just like a newport!! My buddy smokes them and I let him try it tonight and he was impressed with how much it resembles a menthol analog!!

Everyone says the same thing. I was an occasional menthol smoker and have tried a few menthol vapes and it is by far the most authentic of any that I have tried albeit I wasn't on a quest for but tried several.

Evil Spirit: Get thee away from the Hidey Hole! Don't you know you are walking on hallowed ground?! You can't touch us and you know it! Now, be gone!

That's right Janet, we're safe at the Hidey Hole we even have preacherman HY

Did ya'll just call me the cat's ...? Time to change my avatar again!

I thought that was a compliment, should I take it back ? you're a funny one, you fit in nice at the Hidey Hole

I just tried the "bait a" flavor I recieved in my newest order from KBV today. It's correctly named "Joosy Froot". boB, you are the Picasso of the joose world!! I swear it tastes exactly like Juicy Fruit gum. I will ABSOLUTELY need a 30ml bottle of this in my next order!! This joose has to pass the "bait a" phase or I will cry!!!! I just got 2 new MAP tanks in today and I am taking one and reserving it just for when I get this joose in the large bottle. It is that good!!

Like I mentioned we've been breaking down 30ML into 10 "bait a sample" bottles per flavor the last few samples, you are the 1st to report back and possibly receive but looks good so far, we're 1 for 1!




Sorry guys I didn't want to bug the designer, he said by lunch tomorrow. He had some important family stuff today. I wasn't sure if it was okay to link or not without talking to him. We'll be up tomorrow he says.


*see the figure stumbling on a wooden peg leg with an empty bottle and plots his next move*

 

[SmokingBullet]

Hey you…yeah you, creepy, sleazy Keith Richards Captain Teague look alike…gimme that map of yours…Bullet takes the map from his wet, slimy crusty barnacle covered hand…yuck, she wipes her hands on her leather pants….”man…you really smell bad dude, we gotta do something about it”. She unrolls the map as the mysterious phantom glares down at Bullet, mumbling to himself; who is this female dressed in black leather on a contraption able to travel the speed of several horses?

“Mr. Davy Jones or whatever your name is, have a seat, calm down and quit your .....in…we don’t take kindly to.... whatever you may be... who go scaring or threatening folks at the hidey hole. You need to settle down before the folk around here come at you with torches and pitch forks in hand ready to douse you with bad smelling fake vape juice. Now you just sit yourself down here next to me…ahhh…not too close cause you stink…but make yourself comfortable and tell me exactly what yer lookin fer.”

The phantoms vapors slowly cruse towards Bullet and takes form next to her on the stump by the water.
“Okay, lets see whats ya got here….they call me Bullet, ya gotta a name?”….

Bullet turns to look at the phantom and sees a gentle smile come across his so called face, his eyes of glowing yellow begin to turn a soft green and a gentleness comes to his form…..

“You’re not as scary as ya look whatever yer name is…but we can’t let everyone know about ya otherwise yer gonna scare some people around here, specially Bonniegirl. What am I gonna do with you for now?”

Bullet looks at him with a smile, takes a deep breath….”man you stink…I really have to do something about it”……

 

[Janet]

I don't know about Carole King, but James is still around....

Awww, that song was so nice - great harmony! (BTW, I meant my LPs & 8-Tracks - haha! Carole King is alive and well last I heard.)

 

[jerky666]

thanks guys for taking the time to answer me again

 

[Janet]

Hey you…yeah you, creepy, sleazy Keith Richards Captain Teague look alike…gimme that map of yours…Bullet takes the map from his wet, slimy crusty barnacle covered hand…yuck, she wipes her hands on her leather pants….”man…you really smell bad dude, we gotta do something about it”. She unrolls the map as the mysterious phantom glares down at Bullet, mumbling to himself; who is this female dressed in black leather on a contraption able to travel the speed of several horses?

“Mr. Davy Jones or whatever your name is, have a seat, calm down and quit your .....in…we don’t take kindly to.... whatever you may be... who go scaring or threatening folks at the hidey hole. You need to settle down before the folk around here come at you with torches and pitch forks in hand ready to douse you with bad smelling fake vape juice. Now you just sit yourself down here next to me…ahhh…not too close cause you stink…but make yourself comfortable and tell me exactly what yer lookin fer.”

The phantoms vapors slowly cruse towards Bullet and takes form next to her on the stump by the water.
“Okay, lets see whats ya got here….they call me Bullet, ya gotta a name?”….

Bullet turns to look at the phantom and sees a gentle smile come across his so called face, his eyes of glowing yellow begin to turn a soft green and a gentleness comes to his form…..

“You’re not as scary as ya look whatever yer name is…but we can’t let everyone know about ya otherwise yer gonna scare some people around here, specially Bonniegirl. What am I gonna do with you for now?”

Bullet looks at him with a smile, takes a deep breath….”man you stink…I really have to do something about it”……

Aww, we ain't dealin' with no evil spirit here. We should just scrub him down with some soap and water, and give him some Momma's Angel Wings to vape. He will have gotten his gold and be happy.

 

[medic123]

Medic comes up inn front of Bullet (behind the pirate) carring a 5 gallon bucket of that antibiotic stuff she uses to clean Bonniegirls wounds. As she slowly moves forward she motions to Bullet to be quiet. As soon as she is close enough she pours the entire bucket on the pirate. As the dust settles, everyone can see, we are not dealing with some old pirate ghost. Suddenly there, sitting on the stump is.......

 

[yssiM]

I saw this show at Mohegan Sun Casino last year, James Taylor and Carole King. It was almost exactly one year to the day since my mother had passed away and James Taylor was one of her all time favorites. I was 28yrs old, and when he sang this song I still cried like I was a 2 year old girl as I sat there feeling like I was 10 again with my mom playing his records all day in my house...... This one goes out to all you Hidey Holers that are soft at heart, and my mom who I miss to death......

Chris.. I am so sorry. I lost my momma way to early too. she was only 49, I had just turned 31 week before. i am in tears here listening to this song. She was my best friend aswell. I was able to be there as she took her last breath, but ai told her it was okay to let go. yes I would miss her, but I would be okay. man was that a lie. I have been a mess ever since. it gets worse instead of easier. Everything that happens and shes not here to call. Ok i gotta stop. I know how ya feel. Hugs~Missy