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KICK BASS VAPOR Season open! Come wet a carto or atty! (ordering thread)
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Tired here, what kind of cola are you looking for? PM me if you like. We can do some at this point.
So anyway, while stumbling around the hidey-hole and trying to avoid falling off the dock...again... I filled a gigantinormous Mega KR8 Carto with KBV Candy Bar.
Unbelievable throat hit for such a sweet, smooth, complex juice...and at only 6 little milligrams nicotine.
Yeah, I'm diggin' it.
Puff**Puff**Puff**
**Walks face-first into a ..... willow **
Unbelievable throat hit for such a sweet, smooth, complex juice...and at only 6 little milligrams nicotine.
Yeah, I'm diggin' it.
Puff**Puff**Puff**
**Walks face-first into a ..... willow **
Well I got my 15 ml bottle of Candy Bar that I won in the name that juice contest. It smells wonderful. I have not tried it yet because I got a sample of the juice I named, Vape Placid. When I took the cap off and sniffed I thought the menthol had been left out, I was mistaken. The menthol doesn't slap you in the face but it is definitely in there. The tobacco is very nice and just a little sweet. This is a great juice. I may puff the whole sample gone before I try my prize. I don't usually order menthols but I probably will order some of this. My goal is to finish my sample before going to bed. I will let you know about Candy Bar later.
***emerges from the woods into the clearing of the honey hole...plunks brown paper bag full of Walker family relatives down on the log with the inebriated Ms. Bonniegirl who is currently drooling on herself while humming (horribly off key) the chorus to some jay z song...WTF?***
Madam! ***announced loudly...bonniegirl awakens suddenly and tumbles off of log, spilling bottles of joose from her bra*** May I take a moment to remind you that I am your partner, not your personal assistant, and not your maid, I must advise you to be a little kinder to this "dimwit" if you ever wish to see another Walker cousin....Don't think I can't do it....remember Uncle .........how we rescued you from Big Pat? Things can change very quickly madam...I hear Big Pat is getting out soon...wouldn't it be a shame if he/she/it were to "accidentally get your address? I see you still have the tattoo....
Anywhoo ***leans down and picks up package of blood worms, flashing her fantastic, real cleavage*** I'll take these, I'm about to cast a line of my own in this here honey hole... ***wanders off to find a good fishing spot on a mossy log...calls back over shoulder*** And Bonnie? The tootsie is mine!!!!
There you go again!I AM THE ONE THAT MADE THE PEACHES AND CREAMINESS GOODNESS FOR YOU!! WHERE IS MY PRAISE??? huh huh huh???
:::I gets no respect:::
***walks off mumbling***
Men...boy I tell ya!
You are absolutely correct... My most humble apologies.... Magnificent Mistress of the Mix, Founding Mother of the Fishing Hole, aaaahhh.... Guruess??? of the Joose!!!
Hey... You put up with boB! Deserve all the credit we can give you!
Now dats more like it!!!!! Finally I gets a lil recog..recon..ummmmm recognition! An extra sample bottle may just slip into your package next go around, you catch more fishies, with that kinda bait 
where is that doggone game warden? I have that quart of Toots, to get him to stop handing out tickets in this here honey hole!!
Why yes, Miss Bonnie did let me in on that secret!!
She actually even cleaned up a little spot for me! Its a few stumps down from hers. She can be such a sweet woman, hands full of great catches and always carrying around that brown bag!?!?!?! Did you know, she has about 6 ice boxes around her hidey hole, big ole' lock on em and all!?! Theres no way anyone can get into em, not even with a bolt cutter! I tried! (I was just curious as to what may be in there ) That "beware of dog" sign scared me a lil' as i went closer tho, making sure i was looking down to see if there were any bear traps or trip lines! 
Since i was away in my hidey hole last night, fixing it up, making it "feel like home" and finding some nice hiding spots for all my catches, I will be spending the morn' trolling for some of these new species Ive been reading about. Got the line baited, a coffee in hand....YEP, ready to go!!
She actually even cleaned up a little spot for me! Its a few stumps down from hers. She can be such a sweet woman, hands full of great catches and always carrying around that brown bag!?!?!?! Did you know, she has about 6 ice boxes around her hidey hole, big ole' lock on em and all!?! Theres no way anyone can get into em, not even with a bolt cutter! I tried!
(I was just curious as to what may be in there ) That "beware of dog" sign scared me a lil' as i went closer tho, making sure i was looking down to see if there were any bear traps or trip lines! Since i was away in my hidey hole last night, fixing it up, making it "feel like home" and finding some nice hiding spots for all my catches, I will be spending the morn' trolling for some of these new species Ive been reading about. Got the line baited, a coffee in hand....YEP, ready to go!!
((((((((Stressed OUT)))))))))) Hey there girl! Was wondering where u were hiding. Did Bonnie show you the hidey hole?
@ Sandyk.... what do u think tob test #2 should be named? I may have to come hide out in that there cabin w/ ya ...hehe.
Now I am gonna be working on Peaches and Cream, and a banana nut bread! Ohhhh and southern comfort
Welcome to the honey hole stressedout! Fish'n is always fine and boB & yssiM always have pot of Aunt M's waiting for ya on a cold morning. Just make sure to bring a brown bag from the state store for Bonniegirl (her bark is worse than her bite) and you are set. Watch out for that game warden though... Write you up and take all your Joose when you aren't looking.
Oh My!! Alot has changed here! You see Chris, Ive been casting my line at this fine honey....fishing hole since it was first discovered by the wonderful boB and his lovely partner yssiM, and never had to worry bout wardens! Just had to be sure to catch me sum tootsie when Miss Bonnie was passed ou....taking a much needed rest after all that casting. Alls i did was hide away for a few days!?!?!?! I mean, all these different species coming into the picture has worn me out, im getting quite confused now, i just dont know what new species i want to start with, therefore, what do i bait this line with?? I know i can never go wrong, they all taste so nummy, but to many choices is never a good thing for me! So, i have come to the conclusion, i must reel in one of everything! They have left me no choice!! If i get fined, well.....i get fined!
Aaahhh - Thought I had seen you a few stumps over, well then cast away! The lovely Ms yssiM cooked up a new species for me yesterday - Peaches & Cream! Cannot wait to land that one and I am ready to tackle the mail lady for my Tootsie, Cantalope, and Pumpkin Cappuccino.
For now I will puff away on my Caramel Cappuccino, OMG, and Aunt M's and keep my line wet... Wonder when Bonniegirl will wake...er... Sober... Um, get here?
*Pulls up in the truck with a hot steaming cup of coffee and a nice warm steaming vape, Ah chit this carto isnt working....Pulls truck over to rummage through PV box to find a new one.
While filling a new carto something catches my attention off in the distance, What a new species never seen before peaches and cream "I need to document this" places signs all over the area. "DO NOT HUNT PEACHES AND CREAM this is an endangered species and all persons found in possesion will be fined"
While filling a new carto something catches my attention off in the distance, What a new species never seen before peaches and cream "I need to document this" places signs all over the area. "DO NOT HUNT PEACHES AND CREAM this is an endangered species and all persons found in possesion will be fined"
Hello all. New to KBV. just ordered OMG and monkey bread. Can't wait to get them cuz im always on the lookout for my perfect coffee vape and monkey bread is my all-time favorite thing to eat. My mother only makes it once a year though (christmas morning), so alas I'll have to vape it for 11 months to "tide" me over. Get it... get it... "tide". See I'm "catching" on with the fishing/aquatic double entandres already. Uh oh, now I can't stop or "reel myself in"!
This just in from the Wardens Station. There is a temporary no fish order placed on the species "Skipping Stones" and Standard Resistance 510 Cartomizers have been temporarily banned until further Notice.
Anyone attempting to purchase or catch the Species or Hardware listed will receive a PM or Fine for molesting the wildlife
Anyone attempting to purchase or catch the Species or Hardware listed will receive a PM or Fine for molesting the wildlife
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*comes trolling across lake and is spotted through the fog with bilge pump pumping liquid.......water?......... "couldn't be says to self, why the school of fish surrounding the where the liquid is hitting water?" ......... trolls ashore to greet warden Dlite........... opens storage compartment full of tackle boxes and 12V coffee maker*
"Sir Dlite what a delight it is to see you!" * as he hands warden fresh box of cartos, fresh coffee, and mysterious envelope while picking up litter* "That species?" "That has been around for ages some people thought it was a similar legend to Loch Ness Monster" ............. *knows he made Dlite think by the look on face and thinking the envelope may have worked*
"What about the bottles and litter?" asks the warden. *knowing he could never recycle and needs sterile bottles as does Dlite, but hoping to "Josh" (not the customer Josh) him and that the envelope works* "Well sir.....uh, we do our best to be fine outstanding citizens" ......... * body placed between warden and bonnie nodded off by log* "but we may have had a person or two drink....er vape just a bit too much"
*knowing full well he is personally guilty of above himself hopes that a vaping warden and the mysterious envelope, cartos, and coffee help*
*Dlite with stern look on face trying not to grin knowing 1st hand the pleasures of chain vaping* says......... "I'm letting you go with a warning this time, in return I ask that this not happen in the future and you clear one side of the lake for more fishermen....er vapers that would like to visit this respectable place"
*knowing he got off with a lot of vaper to the face goes to shake the limp body of bonnie*................ "Bonnie we cut you back from 12 to 6 MG but this is a problem, I don't want to have to raise prices on just you to keep paying off that warden. You know I'd never pass those costs off to other vapers but this is last time I'm picking up your fines and empty bottles."
*picks up remaining bottles and gets back in boat and trolls away off into the fog to greet new vapers at the other end of the lake*
"Sir Dlite what a delight it is to see you!" * as he hands warden fresh box of cartos, fresh coffee, and mysterious envelope while picking up litter* "That species?" "That has been around for ages some people thought it was a similar legend to Loch Ness Monster" ............. *knows he made Dlite think by the look on face and thinking the envelope may have worked*
"What about the bottles and litter?" asks the warden. *knowing he could never recycle and needs sterile bottles as does Dlite, but hoping to "Josh" (not the customer Josh) him and that the envelope works* "Well sir.....uh, we do our best to be fine outstanding citizens" ......... * body placed between warden and bonnie nodded off by log* "but we may have had a person or two drink....er vape just a bit too much"
*knowing full well he is personally guilty of above himself hopes that a vaping warden and the mysterious envelope, cartos, and coffee help*
*Dlite with stern look on face trying not to grin knowing 1st hand the pleasures of chain vaping* says......... "I'm letting you go with a warning this time, in return I ask that this not happen in the future and you clear one side of the lake for more fishermen....er vapers that would like to visit this respectable place"
*knowing he got off with a lot of vaper to the face goes to shake the limp body of bonnie*................ "Bonnie we cut you back from 12 to 6 MG but this is a problem, I don't want to have to raise prices on just you to keep paying off that warden. You know I'd never pass those costs off to other vapers but this is last time I'm picking up your fines and empty bottles."
*picks up remaining bottles and gets back in boat and trolls away off into the fog to greet new vapers at the other end of the lake*
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(sigh) There goes the neighborhood! Danged vaping warden ruining all our fun... Vaping bans? Endangered species? Who this Dlite think they is??? This here is OUR fish'n hole (well... yssiM & boB's anyway)!
Bonniegirl... Past - WAKE UP! We got to "take care" of this Dlite, making trouble at the hole... Gonna take Ms Walker & your Tootsie if we don't do something!
Bonniegirl... Past - WAKE UP! We got to "take care" of this Dlite, making trouble at the hole... Gonna take Ms Walker & your Tootsie if we don't do something!
***picking up the mess left behind by past poster "fisherman"***
Welcome mister .... you say? Moto... ahhh.. I must see your fishin license ..you see we have this game warden runnin around trying to get us in trouble... Likes to get paid off in JOOSE! Pull ya up a stump, and set a spell.. Happy to have ya...Fill ya a nice carto of some caramel capp, or M's coffee, and warm up by the fire..Plenty of fine specimen round here
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