KICK BASS VAPOR Season open! Come wet a carto or atty! (ordering thread)

[bonniegirl]

Just ordered some Buttercream frosting and Monkey Bread, can't wait to try it out.

stefon.......pull up a log and have a set a while...........here, got a cup or a can? Let me introduce you to my good friend Ms. Johnnie Walker.........Do ya like her blue dress? This is the.....uhmmm...the .everyday, YES, everyday dress.......Waitin round here ain't so bad if ya watch out for that mean ole warden, he is horrid........and so..........full of........ahem........he is full of B..uhmmm...bossiness! He is bossy.

There you go again! I AM THE ONE THAT MADE THE PEACHES AND CREAMINESS GOODNESS FOR YOU!! WHERE IS MY PRAISE??? huh huh huh???
:::I gets no respect:::
***walks off mumbling***
Men...boy I tell ya!

Missy, I feel yer pain.tis the reason I prefer the plain alker women rather than those high maintenance and ..uhmmm....financially...........uhmmm...........draining.........MEN........like Glen, my ole boyfriend, tis nice for a while and all and is so smooth tast....uhmmm..talkin.Yeah, talkin but in the long run to just pee and it is gone?.....prolly not worth the trouble IMO.

Oh Bonnie, I am so-o-o sorry. When Bob pointed the way to the little boy's PeePeeTeePee...I couldn't see his finger.

Sorry, sorry, Sorry about your wet leg. Really.

Here, to make amends, I brought a friend. She's only 25 years old... You like the blue dress? I think she's a member of the Walker family too. And I don't mean J.J. Walker, as in "Dy-no-mite!"

Good times.

Hey, I've never heard anybody sing Kum-baya with so much...er, feeling.

Let me grab you a towel.

No dang it, don't put that on your atomizer!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Ciego..........that was a really heart warming.....*heart attack causing FFS*.situation. You couldn't find yer way to the lil peepee teepee? What a crying shame *for me*

hmmmm looks around, scratches head, loads PV and is off hunting.

Starts to climb a big ol tree when all of a sudden...the distinct call of the tattletale echos through the fishin hole.

Yes the elusive tattletale when seen is very elusive making sure nothing can take what it holds in its posession and the smell OMG, They all smell of OMG and tootsie. When approaching this elusive mythical creation if you wish for a peacefull encounter woo it over with a bottle of Gents Jack and Mr. Walker

That is MS Walkerto you esteemed warden. I see you sneakin round here stirring the pot..*and doing other stuff to the pot too*.....you are such an esteemed and respected warden for all you do to protect the wildlife * these fisherpeople are wild ones, they are*.and well we just don't know what we would do without you *in concrete shoes FFS*...would ya like a nice warm toddy? C'mon, set a spell and have a taste............no, there is nuttin but a lil Ms Walker in there. *and a bit of arsenic *

State store? State store? HAHAHAHA you've got state stores too. Didn't someone mention Southern Comfort?

Here in this honey hole we got tate stores but I heard Bob has a secret shed of some good shine..........just sayin, if that is yer cup o tea..........Him and his ole friend Bill is running it, ain't been tapped many years, prolly good and "stewed" by now

Ok after reading and watching all the reviews, I did go to the site. lots of flavors that I would love there. BUT since I'm having a hard time following this thread can someone please let me or us know when the site is up and running.. I don't do pay pal anymore sorry. I do cash ,check, charge, bait, lures, and boat rides.

Driver, jest the man I needed to see. I need a driver...........I do ......*remain calm, act non-chalante, not too excited, it'll scare him away*...Yes, I need a boat ride to the state store for some...ahem..supplies....pull up a log, have a seat and sit a spell *before I talk you into taking me to town* Have ya tasted the caramel capp? Tis the best around they say around these parts.
Here have a nice Tootsie vape, that is private stock...top grade A quality joose, it is.........good, huh?

***emerges from the woods into the clearing of the honey hole...plunks brown paper bag full of Walker family relatives down on the log with the inebriated Ms. Bonniegirl who is currently drooling on herself while humming (horribly off key) the chorus to some jay z song...WTF?***

Madam! ***announced loudly...bonniegirl awakens suddenly and tumbles off of log, spilling bottles of joose from her bra*** May I take a moment to remind you that I am your partner, not your personal assistant, and not your maid, I must advise you to be a little kinder to this "dimwit" if you ever wish to see another Walker cousin....Don't think I can't do it....remember Uncle .........how we rescued you from Big Pat? Things can change very quickly madam...I hear Big Pat is getting out soon...wouldn't it be a shame if he/she/it were to "accidentally get your address? I see you still have the tattoo....

Anywhoo ***leans down and picks up package of blood worms, flashing her fantastic, real cleavage*** I'll take these, I'm about to cast a line of my own in this here honey hole... ***wanders off to find a good fishing spot on a mossy log...calls back over shoulder*** And Bonnie? The tootsie is mine!!!!

*hollers back*.......Yeah Eeka the Tootsie is yours...*in your dreams it is*.........How is the fishin over there? Any bites?..........well, sometimes you get the fish and sometimes it gets you!.........*these Texans, everything is bigger there? What about the brains? This one is pea brained*.....*Hollers back over*.....Eeeka, look a nice man, a driver!............He has a boat and all.and he is nice.........no, he don't take paypal for boat rides...*FFS, does she get anything?*
So, Nice weather we're having here isn't it Driver?

First order should arrive today, left Cleveland earlier this am enr to my PO - Hooray. Look forward to trying this juice

dspin, pull yourself up a nice comfy log and have a seat a while. Know any old Hank Williams songs? Mark with the guitar is gonna play for us in a while............*where to heck did that picker go?*....dspin, you from round these parts? Done a lot of fishin? Yer net will sure get filled fine with some tasty catches here. Glad to have you round here. Got anything in that Coleman cooler?.was jest wonderin..........I was

Now dats more like it!!!!! Finally I gets a lil recog..recon..ummmmm recognition! An extra sample bottle may just slip into your package next go around, you catch more fishies, with that kinda bait

where is that doggone game warden? I have that quart of Toots, to get him to stop handing out tickets in this here honey hole!!

Missy............He is over there up in a tree like a squirrel trying to get a nut..........I told him."silly squirrel, tricks is fer kids" and he looked at me all weird like.........He is trouble for sure.........I can smell trouble a mile away.....I can and he ain't much delight to me............no way, no how.

Why yes, Miss Bonnie did let me in on that secret!!
She actually even cleaned up a little spot for me! Its a few stumps down from hers. She can be such a sweet woman, hands full of great catches and always carrying around that brown bag!?!?!?! Did you know, she has about 6 ice boxes around her hidey hole, big ole' lock on em and all!?! Theres no way anyone can get into em, not even with a bolt cutter! I tried! (I was just curious as to what may be in there ) That "beware of dog" sign scared me a lil' as i went closer tho, making sure i was looking down to see if there were any bear traps or trip lines!

Since i was away in my hidey hole last night, fixing it up, making it "feel like home" and finding some nice hiding spots for all my catches, I will be spending the morn' trolling for some of these new species Ive been reading about. Got the line baited, a coffee in hand....YEP, ready to go!!

Stressedout so nice to see you *and your blabbin pie hole FFS*...been a while. It has...........was so nice of you to share ..........*all of my personal hidey business with the world*..where you been and all.............here sit on this log.........*yeah, the ones full of chiggers, think you're stressed now, just wait a few hours, ain't nuttin like a good case of chiggers to teach you about stress*..........here have a few fingers....nice weather, ain't it?

Aaahhh - Thought I had seen you a few stumps over, well then cast away! The lovely Ms yssiM cooked up a new species for me yesterday - Peaches & Cream! Cannot wait to land that one and I am ready to tackle the mail lady for my Tootsie, Cantalope, and Pumpkin Cappuccino.

For now I will puff away on my Caramel Cappuccino, OMG, and Aunt M's and keep my line wet... Wonder when Bonniegirl will wake...er... Sober... Um, get here?

*dang glad he ain't tacklin me.....he's a big one he is* How ya doin Chris? Long time no see!.........how was the ride from Kentucky? Heard ya got some kinda fancy high falutin hoss race round there. Women wearing silly hats and sipping mint juleps and acting the fool around men in short pants and high voices. Over in South Jersey we just crack open a beer and saddle up and go for a ride down to the Delaware Bay..........course, we do know how to properly fish.........none of that sissy la la fly fishin stuff with the waders and the out and in and up and downs. No, we strap in a chair with a reel big round as that there tree stump and fight a good tuna or a drum..............to each his own....I suppose.

*Pulls up in the truck with a hot steaming cup of coffee and a nice warm steaming vape, Ah chit this carto isnt working....Pulls truck over to rummage through PV box to find a new one.

While filling a new carto something catches my attention off in the distance, What a new species never seen before peaches and cream "I need to document this" places signs all over the area. "DO NOT HUNT PEACHES AND CREAM this is an endangered species and all persons found in possesion will be fined"

Who dies and left the game warden the king of who can catch what? I thought the fishin regs was written by the hatchery owner Bob? Is OK, got a nice surprise for this here bossy warden coming reel soon...........a nicely baited hook...just wait, more fun to follow after a few more fingers of by boyfriend Glen, I will have the nerve to bait him into my trap.

Hello all. New to KBV. just ordered OMG and monkey bread. Can't wait to get them cuz im always on the lookout for my perfect coffee vape and monkey bread is my all-time favorite thing to eat. My mother only makes it once a year though (christmas morning), so alas I'll have to vape it for 11 months to "tide" me over. Get it... get it... "tide". See I'm "catching" on with the fishing/aquatic double entandres already. Uh oh, now I can't stop or "reel myself in"!

Hey .......*always wanted to call someone that*.welcome to the fishin hole. We call it the hidey hole, the honey hole or many other sundries of names.*it is a dang fishin hole FFS* Yeah, we got us monkey bread in all 4 seasons well stocked round here. Welcome!

This just in from the Wardens Station. There is a temporary no fish order placed on the species "Skipping Stones" and Standard Resistance 510 Cartomizers have been temporarily banned until further Notice.

Anyone attempting to purchase or catch the Species or Hardware listed will receive a PM or Fine for molesting the wildlife

EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE BOSS HERE, HE IS A KNOW-IT-ALL SO AND SO

runs and hides in tree stump

 

[ChrisKY]

In all seriousness gang... KBV has the best order processing & shipping I have ever seen. My last order is already out for delivery (2-3 day turn). I ordered late Monday afternoon and boB & yssiM had it mixed, packed and out the same day.

If you are new to the thread and KBV, Welcome! Pick any flavor you like and you will never be disappointed.

Hats off to KBV - the best catch around!

P.S. If you have not noticed, we have a lot of fun here too!

 

[DLite]

*Whistle blows* **Punches out on the timeclock**

Backs up the old beater to the boat trailer on heads off to the lake for some good relaxing quiet time with my rod and reel*

*Remebers about that envolope that was given to me by that boB feller* *Reaches into back pocket and decides to open it, Tears open the top and looks inside*

*WTF is this, ah I know. Places envelope back into pocket and casts his spinner bait into the cove where a few big trees have fallen*

 

[ChrisKY]

***loud rumbling sound drifts through the trees... Single headlight reflects off the water as the motorcycle pulls up to the honey hole***

Bonnie... Bonnie... Where you at girl? I brought the whole Walker family in triplicate!

*** sets box, whole case of Ms walker bottles on Bonnie's stump and scratches head***

Dang girl done wondered off - oh well, been a long ride on a cold day. Time for 3 fingers and a nice, long vape while I see what's bitting.

*** casts a line, fires up PV, adds a log to the fire and takes a BIG swig***

I'll just wait for her right here...

 

[IMWylde]

Good going bOB. Now make me a cherry that doesnt taste like hash and toenails.

 

[zbasspro]

Update

As witnessed by recent comments KBV prides itself in quick sipping and processing. We preemptively had a liter of nicotine priority shipped from Levy @xtreme Monday. Unfortunately it was delayed in Kansas City due to the weather I presume.

We issued the statement that we may have to go to 72 hour turnaround earlier this week. I'm hoping that WILL NOT be the case and it will be 48 hour turn around due to a weather related issue, we'll do our best. Below is the tracking that shows it was sent Monday priority as well as the fact it sat in KC for 2 days and was processed there last night.

I will try to catch it at the PO upon opening in the morning so we don't have to wait until delivery around noon. I have had some success doing that in the past with bottles during the December ice storm. Combining that with the fact that Monday will be a postal Holiday anyone who has not received tracking yet will in all likelihood will not receive their orders before Tuesday

We apologize for the delay and appreciate your understanding, Thank you, boB


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[zbasspro]

Good going bOB. Now make me a cherry that doesnt taste like hash and toenails.

That is definitely something in the works. Due to not receiving the liter of nicotine today (thanks USPS) it may just be meant to be that we do some R & D. I'll PM you if I hit on something I think you'll like for testing.

 

[hangin1]

Well Just got my first order of KBV joose in the mail today, customer service was oustanding and the joose arrived in a timely manner and the bottles used are awesome in my opinon. I ordered 4 flavors which consist of Skipping stones, Cinnamint, Tootsie Rolly, and Caramel Cappuccino and also recieved a small sample of the Kick Bass Bar. Also a nice hand written note was inside the package saying thanks for the order great touch in my opinon and just shows the care and love that goes into these orders by Bob and missy. I ordered 50/50 PG and VG ratio and 18mg nicotine content which is what I received. I havent had a chance yet to sample any of the flavors except for the Kick Bass Bar sample that was included but this Kick Bass Bar joose is probably one of the best flavors I have ever vaped and the vapor production is outstanding at 3.7 volt on my BB with low resistance 510 eastmall atomizer. Thanks again for the pleasure it was to do business with you Kick Bass and I will definately be ordering more in the future.

 

[zbasspro]

hangin I hold that compliment in high regard coming from you. Guys better hurry that "Kick Bass Bar" fast becoming a highly sought after species, never know when that game warden come around and post limits. I drilled a few holes in his boat while he when back to the truck for his extra vaping equipment, hoping his bilge pump or battery gives out!

 

[stressedOUT]

With a total of 3 (mens size 11) shoe boxes that i have dedicated to KBV joose, i think ill be ok for a couple more weeks before i need to get something much larger! Gonna send my order, not as big as i thought it was gonna be, hubby siad i have to wait for the tobacco's. I told him he was out of his mind! Ill order what i really want right now and then we can go back and get everything else later when the bacco's are up. I have a couple drops of rice crispy left.....WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?????????? If im cranky the next few days while waiting for Mr.Mailman to deliver my catch, i apologize in advance!

LMAO @ stressedOUT!!! Well there is no limit here in this fishin hole. Just make sure your live well is big 'nuff to hold them catches!

 

[stressedOUT]

hangin I hold that compliment in high regard coming from you. Guys better hurry that "Kick Bass Bar" fast becoming a highly sought after species, never know when that game warden come around and post limits. I drilled a few holes in his boat while he when back to the truck for his extra vaping equipment, hoping his bilge pump or battery gives out!

HA HA! Good job backwards boB!!
Thanks for buying us time to reel in as much as possible before he TRIES to set those limits!
I hate those limits when it comes to fishin, only 2 stripers per person and has to be (not sure about the upcoming season since it changes every single time!!) 28 inches!! And all the ones reeled in seem to always be 27........although some are known to "stretch" the fish a bit to make it a keeper, unhumane if you ask me, but hey! Gotta eat i guess right?!?!?!?
But these dang limits can drive a person crazy! Always changing the rules, just not fair!

 

[HyOnLyph]

That is definitely something in the works. Due to not receiving the liter of nicotine today (thanks USPS) it may just be meant to be that we do some R & D. I'll PM you if I hit on something I think you'll like for testing.

Whatever happened to "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds". I guess it was the snow... or the rain.... or maybe with the economy, they don't do nights anymore.... or maybe they should have said... "...nor email/internet"

BTW. Just got a chance to try some KBV Warm Sugar Cookie in an LR carto (thanks to Bianca) .... Whoa!! really great stuff. Placing an order today.

 

[gto]

Got my order today! 2 days!

Will review later when I can be honest. Have a cold right now

(24MG) Refreshing Cantaloupe
(24MG) Strawberry Slice Cake
(24MG) OMG!
(24MG) Candy Bar
(24MG) Auntie M's Coffee
(24MG) KBV Caramel Cappuccino
(24MG) Cinnamint
(24MG) Tootsie Rolly

& a Strawberry Pie sample thrown in. Thx guys
Lotta stuff here. This is gonna be fun. Right off, I can say that that Auntie M's is dead on coffee, but none like I've ever had, & doesnt taste like Rubber tires like some of the others I've had. Tastes like a fresh expresso roast you just brewed w/ a touch of cream & sugar in the raw.
This one might even cut my coffee intake during the day as I like my brew really teeth staining strong.

 

[zbasspro]

Gary the motto now is help me accept the things I cannot change......... For real though expected delivery of the 12th, you pay extra and it's not here

The sugar cookie picking up steam and gaining some ground on the top sellers

GTO Same as everyone says best coffee vape out their and like no other. Maybe I should start vaping more of it and I can cut down from my pot a day

Whatever happened to "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds". I guess it was the snow... or the rain.... or maybe with the economy, they don't do nights anymore.... or maybe they should have said... "...nor email/internet"

BTW. Just got a chance to try some KBV Warm Sugar Cookie in an LR carto (thanks to Bianca) .... Whoa!! really great stuff. Placing an order today.

 

[librarising]

Thanks to Missy and to Tuck I've had the chance to sample some of KBV's brews and all I can say is WOW!!!!

Caramel Capp is Dead On in flavor to the real thing and yummy. When I first had heard of the Warm Sugar Cookies, I started a baking frenzy of the real thing (with a phenomenal recipe) and then the juice came, and it went in a matter of a couple of hours! It was another Dead On flavor and now I'm back to having to make the real thing until I'll be able to order. Last of the first group I tried (have 3 left to savor over the weekend) is OMG!!!! Someone on this thread said it should be called OMFG!!! And you know what??? They're right!!! A sweet and sour explosion in my mouth and throat!!! Again, gone in record time

In all cases, these were full-bodied, scrumptious gourmet juices and I soundly applaud Bob and Missy for doing it right!

Now Bonnie? Can you PM the directions to the hidey hole so I can pay you a visit?

 

[SmokingBullet]

Shoe boxes? Shame, shame, use tackle boxes instead like I do. When you open the box your favorite flavors come out almost as if someone was handing you your joose!

With a total of 3 (mens size 11) shoe boxes that i have dedicated to KBV joose, i think ill be ok for a couple more weeks before i need to get something much larger! Gonna send my order, not as big as i thought it was gonna be, hubby siad i have to wait for the tobacco's. I told him he was out of his mind! Ill order what i really want right now and then we can go back and get everything else later when the bacco's are up. I have a couple drops of rice crispy left.....WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?????????? If im cranky the next few days while waiting for Mr.Mailman to deliver my catch, i apologize in advance!

 

[gto]

Cinnamint. decent . . Kinda nice if you like them candy canes. Kinda minty fresh w/a bit of sweetness. Would like to see a bit more kick in the bass on the mint/cooling side, & a touch more cina, but deff. not the typical listerene vape that's out there.
This is one that really stays in the atty . . but that's mint for ya. no getting around that.
Maybe I'm just looking for more TH rather than just curing the sweet tooth crave.

 

[Ciego]

I spent the entire afternoon/evening yesterday vaping the Candy Bar... Holy mackerel! No, it doesn't taste like fish... I'm not sure if you nailed Heath, Skor or a blend of both, but it is absolutely stellar juice. I was on the gunwale about ordering it, as I already have a lot of sweet juices in my tackle box, but I'm very glad I took the bait and reeled this one in. Trophy catch? Yup.

Today I had a disaster. While cleaning the bathroom in the dank basement, I was letting Clorox work in the toilet bowl. I had used a variety of chemicals to clean the bathtub etc. and forgot about the chlorine bleach in the toilet...and added The Works toilet bowl cleaner to the mix.

This instantly produced a dangerous cloud of deadly, lung-burning chlorine gas. Fast thinking and a good fart fan got me out of the biffo safely, with only minor burns to nasal passages, throat and lungs. The house sort of still smells like Bhopal India.

Problem is, I then cleaned and dry-burned an atty in order to try Strawberry Cake Slice. What a waste of perfectly good juice! <mad> I don't know if it's the lingering after effects of my toxic chemical incident, a burnt atty or a combination of both. Either way, I got a horrible burnt taste with very natural strawberry overtones.

I've still got an atty full, resting on my capacious belly as I type this. I even slightly flooded the atty trying to kill the bad taste. It ain't workin'.

** Raises Ego PT to lips **

People are going to think I'm on your payroll, BoB. I have to tell anybody reading this though, that I now have three top juice vendors. I've tried around a dozen, everything from Dekang to <insert American juice supplier name here> The quality of the juice, service and overall experience I get from KBV puts you guys at the top of the list...and that's saying something, as there are a few really good e-liquid suppliers out there. You're getting it right. Thank you for that.

** Tries again with potentially burnt atty with the smell of chlorine still wafting around the dank basement **

Aw, crap.

<crying>

** Takes a small file and begins sharpening treble hooks. Time to go fishing for Foamy the cat. **

 

[Ciego]

Oh BTW, I call him "Foamy," because he's rabid.

Hey, it doesn't bother me...and at least it keeps him from drinking out of the toilet bowl....

 

[bonniegirl]

*peeks around hidey hole stump to look for that gawd awful Warden..........that wanna be policeman...........that carryin around a warning book fool.........notices he and that Kentucky chris settin their rods out and vapin quietly...carefully sets a leg hold trap at the entrance to the path to the wardens settin log........tippy toes up the path further to place a line across the path camouflaged with some brier tendrils and attached to a bucket of old smelly chum in a tree limb above the path.......tee hee..........quietly sneaks back to hidey hole with good view of the coming festivities....pours a few fingers of Glen and sits back.....reaches in bra for a bottle of tootsie........ooooohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy.......where is it?......fishes under and around the sisters and grabs the bottle and plls out..........drips and leans back and draws on PV................*

*hollers over yonder*

OHHHHHHHH Warden DLite....................Yoooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo over here..............how are you? How's the fishin? Want a nice drink?

Beckons with forefinger and smiles

*this is gonna be good.....pass the popcorn and marshmallows, please?...ahem.......BWAHAHAHAHA*