Getting there preacherman ; -). Still working and can sure tell it's Monday! Taking care of some more of the alternative payment orders now and some should receive email notices here shortly for tomorrow's mail 
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** Ciego peers out of the untamed rose bush....**
Hey! I haven't seen the Preacher around here in awhile... (okay, who am I kidding? I haven't _seen_ anybody around here, ever. I smelled the jelly Man once, and Bonnie's breath after a night of...er, medicating with the Ms. Walker....)
** Ciego catches the smell of possum on the move...and if you've never smelled possum on the move, you've missed out.**
Sure hope them possums find my stupid sauna heater! The Fishigan County Board refused to approve my strip club....er, adult entertainment venue. Now I'm stuck with a building made with a lot of expensive redwood and cedar planking, and no sauna heater!
** Ciego extricates himself from the somewhat smelly rose bush, intending to walk toward the fire to sit awhile, only to go face-first into the .....
willows.....**
Aw, crap!
Hey! I haven't seen the Preacher around here in awhile... (okay, who am I kidding? I haven't _seen_ anybody around here, ever. I smelled the jelly Man once, and Bonnie's breath after a night of...er, medicating with the Ms. Walker....)
** Ciego catches the smell of possum on the move...and if you've never smelled possum on the move, you've missed out.**
Sure hope them possums find my stupid sauna heater! The Fishigan County Board refused to approve my strip club....er, adult entertainment venue. Now I'm stuck with a building made with a lot of expensive redwood and cedar planking, and no sauna heater!
** Ciego extricates himself from the somewhat smelly rose bush, intending to walk toward the fire to sit awhile, only to go face-first into the .....
willows.....**
Aw, crap!
**medic comes walking up the pebble path after a long day working the lifeguard stand...it's hard work sitting in the sun making sure no one drowns...when she finds Ciego tangled up in the .....
willows**
Come on Ciego, I will help you back to the fire. I heard what the Fishigan County Board said about your Adult enternaiment venue. do you think they might let you turn it into a disco????? With all of the good music lately, a place to dance would be nice...Just a thought.....
willows**
Come on Ciego, I will help you back to the fire. I heard what the Fishigan County Board said about your Adult enternaiment venue. do you think they might let you turn it into a disco????? With all of the good music lately, a place to dance would be nice...Just a thought.....
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Fleck and the tones are phenomenal... knocked me flat first time I discovered them. Glad to see 'em thrown up here and nice to come home to after a long day!
KBV Novella Chapter 69 Verse 69 an awkward position ..............................
Ciego is found lying in. *As boB pedals the Pink General Huffy Lee down the trail past the Jelly Man bike shop he sees the "on vacation" sign hanging in the window on the door* "WTF (not the joose) will I do if something goes wrong with the bike this week" he says to himself ........ "SmokingBullet has been on vacation too evidently, either that or she's making beautiful jewelry but either way I got no back up plan for delivering packages if something goes wrong" ...............
*as he approaches the fire on top of the hill at Lake Fishigan he begins to hear the divine sixty nine sixty nine in the background "man I hope Mike Oxlong isn't poking at things up again, I may have to hangthedude if so!" *He sees Tropicanagirl working on her tan and Dalton catching a glance at an .......teriod!* (don't laugh guys Y'all have done it, women too for that matter) "That was morbid! It must be 4:20 somewhere, time to watch the joint!" * sees medic rescuing Ciego from yet another awkward position in the ........
willows while Aubs peeks out the moon in the outhouse* "we may have to take cover in the secret Hidey Hole!"................................................................
Ciego is found lying in. *As boB pedals the Pink General Huffy Lee down the trail past the Jelly Man bike shop he sees the "on vacation" sign hanging in the window on the door* "WTF (not the joose) will I do if something goes wrong with the bike this week" he says to himself ........ "SmokingBullet has been on vacation too evidently, either that or she's making beautiful jewelry but either way I got no back up plan for delivering packages if something goes wrong" ...............
*as he approaches the fire on top of the hill at Lake Fishigan he begins to hear the divine sixty nine sixty nine in the background "man I hope Mike Oxlong isn't poking at things up again, I may have to hangthedude if so!" *He sees Tropicanagirl working on her tan and Dalton catching a glance at an .......teriod!* (don't laugh guys Y'all have done it, women too for that matter) "That was morbid! It must be 4:20 somewhere, time to watch the joint!" * sees medic rescuing Ciego from yet another awkward position in the ........
willows while Aubs peeks out the moon in the outhouse* "we may have to take cover in the secret Hidey Hole!"................................................................
The divine and controversial Lara St John, who can open ANYBODY'S ears to Bach? Mmmmmnnnhhhhh, wot a violin!YouTube - Highwire Bach
** The ancient transmitter warms to life and static crackles through the air... The Divine 69.69 is on the air! **
Hey buds, duds, studs and puds, this is your man of the hour from the top of the tower, Doctor Mike Oxlong, along with guest engineer Dillard Dough....How's it going tonight, Dill?
** Dill Dough chuckles and takes a long pull of delicious vapor from an odd-looking PV mod.**
Fine, Mike. Tonight's Flavor is Troll Bridge Cookie, and it's damn fine stuff. So, do you like my new PV? It's called the V.I.B.E. (Variable Inhalator Boiling Engine). It was built for me by a large Chinese man with red hair....
** Oxlong stares dumbfoundedly, mostly because he couldn't come up with a better acronym for Dill's "V.I.B.E." **
Well Dill, lots of great tunes being put up by folks around the Hidey Hole. We've got everything from Bach to rock, although I am getting a wee bit tired of a couple of the young guys suggesting that certain songs aren't "appropriate for the older set." What the hell do these young punks think we were listening to back in the 60's and 70
s...Lawrence Welk? Or perhaps Les Brown and His Band of Renown?" Naw man, we were listening to bands like The Electric Prunes, Captain Beefheart, the HooDoo Meat Bucket, the Rhythm Methodists and the Soiled Thongs...
** To prove his point, Oxlong cues up a record by the Strawberry Alarm Clock.**
Before we continue with the tune-age, let's look at the news.
Jelly Man is on vacation, but is a bit depressed, as the weather forecast for Brandenburg calls for rain, rain and more rain. Rain it seems, is what the Florida folks could use, as Medic123 continues to try and mend the singed firefighters in that beleagured state.
Around the campfire, Aubergine (also known as Miss Eggplant), Achtung!Baby and others continue to mystify everyone with the depth of their musical knowledge and the depths of their insanity.
On the entertainment beat, the Fishigan County Board of Supervisors has denied Ciego a license to open a tiddy bar...er, adult entertainment venue, claiming it would lower the moral standing of the good folks of Fishigan County. Ciego state in an interview that he is not considering an appeal. "First of all," stated Ciego "I am not appealing. In any sense of the word. In fact, most women find me quite unappealing." He continued to state that his heart was not in the fight. "Strip clubs, as you might imagine are useless to blind folks..." There is speculation that the sauna building will either be fitted with a new sauna heater, or will be converted to a non-alcoholic dance venue, where 12-steppers can step to the hottest tunes...
Well, I think it's time for a classic hit from WhamNBam Billy and the Boneheads...right here on KBV Radio, the Divine 69.69!
** Before the music can be heard, a warm hiss of static fills the air, and the old transmitter cools to silence...**
Hey buds, duds, studs and puds, this is your man of the hour from the top of the tower, Doctor Mike Oxlong, along with guest engineer Dillard Dough....How's it going tonight, Dill?
** Dill Dough chuckles and takes a long pull of delicious vapor from an odd-looking PV mod.**
Fine, Mike. Tonight's Flavor is Troll Bridge Cookie, and it's damn fine stuff. So, do you like my new PV? It's called the V.I.B.E. (Variable Inhalator Boiling Engine). It was built for me by a large Chinese man with red hair....
** Oxlong stares dumbfoundedly, mostly because he couldn't come up with a better acronym for Dill's "V.I.B.E." **
Well Dill, lots of great tunes being put up by folks around the Hidey Hole. We've got everything from Bach to rock, although I am getting a wee bit tired of a couple of the young guys suggesting that certain songs aren't "appropriate for the older set." What the hell do these young punks think we were listening to back in the 60's and 70
s...Lawrence Welk? Or perhaps Les Brown and His Band of Renown?" Naw man, we were listening to bands like The Electric Prunes, Captain Beefheart, the HooDoo Meat Bucket, the Rhythm Methodists and the Soiled Thongs...
** To prove his point, Oxlong cues up a record by the Strawberry Alarm Clock.**
Before we continue with the tune-age, let's look at the news.
Jelly Man is on vacation, but is a bit depressed, as the weather forecast for Brandenburg calls for rain, rain and more rain. Rain it seems, is what the Florida folks could use, as Medic123 continues to try and mend the singed firefighters in that beleagured state.
Around the campfire, Aubergine (also known as Miss Eggplant), Achtung!Baby and others continue to mystify everyone with the depth of their musical knowledge and the depths of their insanity.
On the entertainment beat, the Fishigan County Board of Supervisors has denied Ciego a license to open a tiddy bar...er, adult entertainment venue, claiming it would lower the moral standing of the good folks of Fishigan County. Ciego state in an interview that he is not considering an appeal. "First of all," stated Ciego "I am not appealing. In any sense of the word. In fact, most women find me quite unappealing." He continued to state that his heart was not in the fight. "Strip clubs, as you might imagine are useless to blind folks..." There is speculation that the sauna building will either be fitted with a new sauna heater, or will be converted to a non-alcoholic dance venue, where 12-steppers can step to the hottest tunes...
Well, I think it's time for a classic hit from WhamNBam Billy and the Boneheads...right here on KBV Radio, the Divine 69.69!
** Before the music can be heard, a warm hiss of static fills the air, and the old transmitter cools to silence...**
**Hy (aka da preacherman) steps off the porch, crosses the creek and looks out, t'ord the fire.** Thinks ta hisseff, "What the heck is our wonderful medic doing wrestling ol' Ciego. That boy can't keep it .... well..... clean... if he tried. Always face down in sumpin'. But he looks t'be none the worse for wear... speakin' a wear..... sure glad he's got sumpin' on besides that KBV thong. Ahem..... just sayin'."
"Hey boB, Good to see ya. That Huffy's lookin' mighty tired. Needs some fresh vapor in them tires perhaps. See if Ciego will russel somthin' up for ya to inflate 'em.... ease the trail round the Hidey Hole... sooth yer.... um.... behinder. "
*Hy gets to the fire n pulls up a stump. Puts his feet up on a rock. Takes a long slow draw on some OMG (yep the Joose) and listens to the beeyooteeful music of Aubergine. Hmmm. watchin' the sun go down.... the fires nice.... medic is tryin' t' give Ciego artyfishul ressussitayshum... n he looks like he's fighten 'er every step o the way. It don't get any better 'n this.*
"Hey boB, Good to see ya. That Huffy's lookin' mighty tired. Needs some fresh vapor in them tires perhaps. See if Ciego will russel somthin' up for ya to inflate 'em.... ease the trail round the Hidey Hole... sooth yer.... um.... behinder. "
*Hy gets to the fire n pulls up a stump. Puts his feet up on a rock. Takes a long slow draw on some OMG (yep the Joose) and listens to the beeyooteeful music of Aubergine. Hmmm. watchin' the sun go down.... the fires nice.... medic is tryin' t' give Ciego artyfishul ressussitayshum... n he looks like he's fighten 'er every step o the way. It don't get any better 'n this.*
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The Hidey Hole is complete! We will be incorporating this to streamline some things like order updates to keep members up to date. Lots to be ironed out but purdy cool I'm there working now and if you'd like to have a look or join come on in Y'all! I'll respond here and we'll keep this thread going but I'll update by order # in the other forum, we also have a classifieds and PIF sub forum so if anyone want to trade KBV jooses that's the place! IDK if I can link it here or not but will change the link on the KBV site from the ECF one so you can find it ;-)
I'm there working now and if you'd like to have a look or join come on in Y'all! I'll respond here and we'll keep this thread going but I'll update by order # in the other forum, we also have a classifieds and PIF sub forum so if anyone want to trade KBV jooses that's the place! IDK if I can link it here or not but will change the link on the KBV site from the ECF one so you can find it ;-)
Since Dr Oxlong failed to come through (I've been told that those who make such promises often do this)....
Break out the strobes and blacklights!!!
YouTube - INCENSE AND PEPPERMINT ~ THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ~ (Lyrics)
Break out the strobes and blacklights!!!
YouTube - INCENSE AND PEPPERMINT ~ THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ~ (Lyrics)
The Hidey Hole is complete! We will be incorporating this to streamline some things like order updates to keep members up to date. Lots to be ironed out but purdy cool
uhmmmm boB...... where do we find it? Got a link or is it on the website?
*boB always happy to see tat chair preacherman pulls up a stump and asks if bonbon been around confessing to usin Ms Walker again?* Rumor has it she done went and fell and hurt her arm
Yes until I find out if I can direct link another forum. I'll update by order # there and we have the Trading post. The link is where the ECF link was on the KBV site ;-) Kinda bare ATM but orders have been updated for the day
That way we can play here and business there or vice versa or both 
Tried to register and it won't take it.
It says that I'm not a math wizz. I know what 2-2 is dangit. I dint git no edjumacashun but I cin cypher a bit.
I even tried 1 just in case the server was stooooopid.
and looky there. Our medic and cleolove is just as .... uhm..... challenged as I am. Whew, glad I wasn't the only one.
It says that I'm not a math wizz. I know what 2-2 is dangit. I dint git no edjumacashun but I cin cypher a bit.
I even tried 1 just in case the server was stooooopid.
and looky there. Our medic and cleolove is just as .... uhm..... challenged as I am. Whew, glad I wasn't the only one.
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