Was sitting in my car at the Hilton parking lot (across from where I work relaxing on lunch) when I was approached by a Ho....not Bonnie the mod Ho, the REAL THING. All of a sudden I heard "Can I taste your juice?". I went to pass my freshly filled carto of GBC when I realized....she wasn't looking for a vape!!!
Ok ok, so the only true part of that story is I was approached by a ...... today asking for a date. Man, I must be losing my looks and youth if a ...... thinks I gotta pay for it!!! .WTF (not the juice)
Meh... Hookers cost you one time... A relationship costs you till the day to die. Which is REALLY cheaper?
Just Kidding! I love my girlfriend...



Bob!!!!