Kidnapped by Aliens- five juices ONLY

[malachi]

Okay,
You are walking along, vaping it up and a spaceship beams you up. The aliens laugh that we stupid earthlings are just now Znodding (as they call it), they have been doing it in outer space for thousands of years!

The leader says, "So, earthling, we are taking you to our planet for . . . observation. You make take a supply of your five favorite znod splang, or e-juice, as you call it, and no more. You must name them. There are no ties."

What are your choices?

Hummmmmmmmm

Have fun but give your favorites. . .

 

[misterholidayhouse]

Sorry. I did this one last week in a plane crash scenario and felt stupid enough about that..

 

[lasttango]

yeah, but malachi put some serious creative narrative in this... I'll honor his game...

if it were today:

gej ice cold menthol
maha ras mixed with pluid
bwb malty toffee
halo mystic
w2v creme brûlée

 

[jrenae4]

I wish I had 5 juices total I liked :/

 

[Bryan lord]

I'd probly just smoke analogs.


-Lord

 

[wbart]

Drakes Yolo
AiV- April Moon
AiV-Forgotten Memories
Vape Dojo- Fire and Ice
alien Vapor- Smurf Piss

 

[GSpirit2u]

Nicoticket-Custard's Last Stand
Nicoticket-Chocolate Carousal
Nicoticket-Gravity
AiV-White Rabbit
AiV-Twas Brillig

 

[Cookster]

All DIY

Cool Mint
Peppermint Ice Cream
Absinthe
Cinnamon Redhots
Peppermint/Creamy Nut Delight

 

[savagemann]

AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty

Oh wait, that's 6.

 

[SharonMM]

Well.. here's a list of mine and many other members top 10. http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=10660340 Any 5 of these would serve me well on a UFO, a deserted island, being held hostage, international prison etc etc etc..

 

[ephemerata]

I wish I had 5 juices total I liked :/

Same. If I had to make a list based on what I've already tried, I'd be pretty reluctant to. I agree with Bryan -- I'd go back to analogs.

Also, I had a legitimate chuckle over "znod splang."

 

[Shinu77]

MBV - Green Apple
AVE - Gorilla Juice
MBV - Thug Juice
GLV - Melon Boba
GLV - Zombie Blood

 

[JmanEspresso]

Good Life Vapor- Cozmic Crunch
The Standard- Cell Block Four
Fuzion- Krankberry
The Standard- Frankenvape
Goo Life Vapor- 925

 

[theinlawjosie]

The Vapor Chef - Shmuffer Shmutter
Nicoticket - Custard's Last Stand
Heather's Heavenly Vapes - Cin City
The Vapor Chef - Caramel Apple
Moon Mountain Vapor - Sweet Mother of Mercury

These could all change depending on the day of the abduction. Lol.

 

[Ipster]

(rant caution)
Call me crazy! v pluid, zombieblood, bobas bounty, et.al...I've never tried any (of these).
I despise liquid names that bear no relation to the actual flavours/ingredients in them!
I know, i know...the 'branding"; the old 'marketing madness' games. The titles are all cutesy.
I want a Blueberry that tastes like blueberry. yea sure, I know if you've worked your ... off to get the taste just right
for the most popular Brown and Williamson tobacco- you cant use the same "name"...so a letter's changed (or added).
fine.
this is supposed to be an international forum? so help me (understand).
If Im sitting with APV in midlands UK, looking to place an order online- how the heck to know what something will taste like?
I dont even like the "boutique-ish" pretty pictures of a food/menu/dinner table item laid out as if a gourmand critique is arriving for taste testing on behalf "Epicurious" or "Food & Wine"- followed by opening the mail to a little plastic/glass bottle with something brownish inside (bearing no resemblance what so ever). OK, most liquid manufacturers have thier "local" marketplace in mind.
Just tell me what you are selling- and supply the product as described. Straight forward.
I was stupid enough one late night to noodle around ECF looking for descriptions related to some of these Mot du jour.
5 liquids? Each one certainly named for the "taste" contained within! (Blueberry;vanilla;Coffee w/cream;"house"Menthol;dutch apple pie)
rant-end.

 

[RT88]

AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty
AVE Bobas Bounty Oh wait, that's 6.

You're in luck! Boba Fett is driving and he won't put you in carbonite. and they have APVs w/ nano generators that are self charging

 

[KjAthena]

White Rabbit
Lucky #11
Mind Toulouse
Frost Blossom
Lemon Loves Cake

all Alice in Vapeland...but I would miss my other 11 favorites too

 

[wolfie_beast]

Obsidian Vapor - Pikes Peach
Heather's Heavenly Vapes - Crackberry
Heather's Heavenly Vapes - Legend
Heather's Heavenly Vapes - Pirate's Booty
Copper Creek - House Blend

and just for fun, here's my roommate's (not an ecf member)

Copper Creek - Pear
Heather's Heavenly Vapes - Angel's Kiss
Denton Vape Shoppe (B&M) - Smurfette
Vaporescence - True Blood
Vaporescence - Wazberry

 

[oh u mad]

Bobas Bounty
Tribeca
3 still pending

 

[GameDesigner]

Boba's Bounty - AVE
Smooth Criminal - Ahlusion
Dragon Fire - HHV
Candied Cavendish - Plume Room
Pluid - Mad Murdoch