King or Queen of the Thread

[hittman]

Well I do have a dog at home but its not big or ferocious either. She's a shiba inu and weighs a little over 20lbs. She only outweighs the cat by 6lbs.

 

[homeprogreen]

We are going to have to improvise. Eat something that gives you gas really bad. Once it kicks in they will either leave or at least it gives you a reason to excuse your self and go in the other room and watch TV

 

[DVap]

Yea.. I do try to talk to Jerry from time to time. Always nice. The hard part is getting him to slow down and listen!!

I swear, the man is a walking talking case of adult ADHD if I've ever seen one!

 

[homeprogreen]

Yea.. I do try to talk to Jerry from time to time. Always nice. The hard part is getting him to slow down and listen!!

I swear, the man is a walking talking case of adult ADHD if I've ever seen one!

Roflmao. Yes he is. I've talked to him on the phone a few times. We both get sidetracked from the reason we actually called. That's why he has MsChris though to keep him on track. So nice of you to drop in and visit our little corner of the web. I've heard good things about you

 

[DVap]

So nice of you to drop in and visit our little corner of the web. I've heard good things about you

Which brings us back to the original topic of this thread.

I'm king of the thread 'cuz I invented WTA liquid!

 

[homeprogreen]

Lmao. So true. I concede my throne to you. Post 1 more time and hopefully a mod locks it so you stay the king

 

[hittman]

Well Dvap if you're gonna be king then you are gonna have to spend more time here because if you don't then things will run rampant. Also "someone" might booby trap the throne.

 

[snork]

14th-century poison ring found near Bulgaria’s Kavarna | The Sofia Globe

 

[hittman]

We're not looking to kill anyone. Just get a good laugh when they fall out of the throne.

 

[snork]

Speak for yourself.

 

[hittman]

Wow! Out for blood you are.

 

[homeprogreen]

Rule 5 states that maiming is to be limited to I jury's that require no more then 6 stitches or 1 quick trip to ER

 

[hittman]

So bruises from hitting the floor are well within the rules.

 

[homeprogreen]

Oh yes bruises and scrapes are well within the rules

 

[DVap]

Bruises and scrapes?

There is a license plate frame out there, engraved with sage advice:

Never piss off a chemist.

There won't be no bruises or scrapes!

 

[homeprogreen]

The problem with engraving it is that other then the words " in stock or out of stock " we don't slow down and read. To avoid bruises and scrapes you have to bring your own bungee cords to hold you in the throne ;-)

 

[hittman]

Now where did I put that hacksaw?

 

[homeprogreen]

I may have picked up your hacksaw when I was putting up all the sharp objects I saw laying around on the floor

 

[hittman]

Those weren't just "sitting on the floor". They were carefully placed.

 

[homeprogreen]

You should watch how you place them. It appeared somebody could get hurt on them