Last person to post in this thread Wins!!!

[bobsyeruncle]

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a ......
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can’t touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare

Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik’s Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho’s.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can’t. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream… What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn’t the only thing I’ve been faking…
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed

Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast

Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake

Dear Prince Charming,
You’ve got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty

 

[Prism]

 

[UnHoly453]

Hello everyone

 

[beebopnjazz]

Hiya unholy

 

[UnHoly453]

Hmm, how do we know what it is we will win? or when the contest is going to end?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Bwahahaha...so....I'm thinking you haven't read much of this thread

 

[UnHoly453]

I have, but not all 826 pages! TLDR!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ok, you win. Just tell me ... what happened to UnHoly's 1 through 452?

 

[UnHoly453]

Ok, you win. Just tell me ... what happened to UnHoly's 1 through 452?

They were failed projects... and 453 are the first three numeric characters of my favorite number... =)

 

[UnHoly453]

It just occurred to me... NO ONE WILL EVER WIN!!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Bwahahaha...so....I'm thinking you haven't read much of this thread

 

[rum87mage]

 

[LongHaul]

Yup


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[zapped]

Tim Burton is teh suk!! There I said it....what writer in their right mind would EVER want him directing their movie? About 1 week in it would stop being theirs and become just another Tim Burton film like all the others.....The only way Whylight could have been worse is if Tim Burton was directing it....rant over

 

[beebopnjazz]

I don't think I wanna know why the previous post is in here.............

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Idunno. The new Frankenweenie might be good.

 

[zapped]

Tim Burton is teh suk!! There I said it....what writer in their right mind would EVER want him directing their movie? About 1 week in it would stop being theirs and become just another Tim Burton film like all the others.....The only way Whylight could have been worse is if Tim Burton was directing it....rant over

Sorry needed to blow off some steam, have been drastically cutting back on analogs as I prepare to quit(hopefully for the last time) again.

 

[UntamedRose]

Really does warm my heart that over a year later...folks are still asking who the winner is

 

[bobsyeruncle]

... so you can string 'em along for a bit and then crush their dreams ...?!

 

[pwyll]

I like crushed dreams. Especially braised in a light melancholy syrup, thinly sliced and served on a slice of pain bread...