Let's compare vaping to smoking...

[revolver]

...By means of kind of funny analogies; it´s fun... we could run a mini-contest here by voting the best ones, in terms of how illustrating and funny they are...!

Here is the first one; mine, which I have just included in another thread and inspired me to start this one:

"vaping is to Smoking what a Plastic-ultra-modern-kinky-funny-sinthetic-skin Doll is to a Real Woman... At least at first; when you expect everything to adjust to your 'traditional smoking education', but eventually, you are done with that background and get to notice that vaping is the real woman while smoking is a corpse as n alternative!"

Little Paul.

 

[revolver]

'as "an" alternative'...sorry for the typo!

 

[revolver]

Número Due:
Smoking is a dirty looking ..... from an exploitation film, whereas vaping is a super classy VIP escort from an adult feature!

 

[revolver]

If smoking was a gun it would be a home-made one on the 'prison side' to it; vaping, of course, should be the latest sub-machine lipstick looking super deadly cool gun from 007's gadgets box!

 

[Upinthehills]

Vaping is to smoking as a fine wine is to Mad Dog 20/20.

 

[Elana]

If vaping and smoking were evil geniuses, vaping would be Hannibal Lecter and smoking would be Biff Tannen.

 

[revolver]

Haaaa. Good ones! Heres my post of the day:

Vaping to smoking equals 3D HD TV to old dirty noisy radios!

 

[uber]

Vaping is to smoking as life is to death