Let's Rename WTA

[JustMeAgain]

Every time I type WTA, all I can think of is WTF or WTH

Am I the only one who thinks that WTA needs a real name?

If you agree, what name would you give it?

I've been at this a long time, and I've spent a lot of time and money searching for the right combo of hardware/liquid, but I haven't even gotten close to quitting.

Along the way, I think I've probably read about half a million posts that began something like:

'I was a 5 pack a day non-filter smoker for 72 years and I got my **insert name of PV here** and a bottle of delicious monkey .... juice in the mail today and after the first five minutes the mere sight of an analog just makes me retch.'

I don't for one second begrudge anyone such wonderful results - I am genuinely happy for them - although I will admit that I secretly covet those little quit meters everyone has in their signatures -

But I fully intend to have a similar happy ending - mine's just taking a little longer.

So when I thought about a name for WTF WTH I mean WTA, the first word that popped into my mind was 'Hope'...maybe not as descriptive as Chocolate Wafer Coconut Macaroon or as creative as Bobby's Bodacious Bolt-o-liquid, but WTH....this isn't your ordinary juice

 

[Loveridden]

Yeah I don't like WTA...every time I see WTA or Whole tobacco Akoloid (*sp) I get confused lol. A simpler name would be nice...

 

[aziffel]

How about nic fix?

 

[radiokaos]

how about unicorn juice

 

[snork]

how about unicorn juice

I thought that this morning. We'll see after I try it...
I'm really looking forward to trying it, not that I expect unicorns and rainbows. There just has been something important lacking in my vaping experience and no matter how nasty tasting/smelling an analog is, still six months later they beckon to me. Willpower has sufficed in my case but I'd like to find something to squash that bug for good.

 

[kritter]

Sounds like a contest is in order!!
yeas---1
nays---0
yeas have it!!

 

[Stretch333]

how about unicorn juice

That would be too funny!

I would stick with the original. With all the gimmicky and catchy names out there, Whole Tobacco Alkaloid stands out for its straight forwardness. At least in my mind.


Otherwise, gotta go with the unicorn juice since it's so off the wall.

 

[bigboom]

Here are two suggestions I have for names:

1) TKO
2) Keeping with Jerry's aviation theme: "FM" from military aviators' derivative of "f&#cking magic." This is used to describe things that you don't know how they actually work, as in, "The Navy Seals' helo cloaking works by FM."

Just a couple thoughts..........

 

[radiokaos]

Here are two suggestions I have for names:

1) TKO
2) Keeping with Jerry's aviation theme: "FM" from military aviators' derivative of "f&#cking magic." This is used to describe things that you don't know how they actually work, as in, "The Navy Seals' helo cloaking works by FM."

Just a couple thoughts..........

FM Technology at its best.

I love that....and use that term all the time. Another term I use is ESO.....Equipment Smarter then Operator. Of course this is for my other gig and would not apply to the new Liquid line. Maybe calling it DVAP would be in order.

 

[JustMeAgain]

how about unicorn juice

Here are two suggestions I have for names:

1) TKO
2) Keeping with Jerry's aviation theme: "FM" from military aviators' derivative of "f&#cking magic." This is used to describe things that you don't know how they actually work, as in, "The Navy Seals' helo cloaking works by FM."

Just a couple thoughts..........

FM Technology at its best.

I love that....and use that term all the time. Another term I use is ESO.....Equipment Smarter then Operator. Of course this is for my other gig and would not apply to the new Liquid line. Maybe calling it DVAP would be in order.

Ok for starters, I gotta say that ever since I typed the word 'hope' in the op that I haven't been able to get the song Time In A Bottle out of my head and the cheesiness factor is driving me crazy...

Would you have to use one of these to get Unicorn Juice? Could you put 'no unicorns were harmed in the creation of this juice' on the bottle?...(I have SO got to quit posting before I have morning coffee)

I don't know aviation terminology, but TKO also stands for Technical Knock Out which also means something to the aviation impaired - love that! (Edit - just realized that TKO wasn't included in the aviation part of the post...oh well, love it anyway.)

Dvap is a great idea, too...

D esperate
V apors
A gony
P revention
S olution

<<< off to get coffee before she embarrasses herself further

 

[DVap]

WTA isn't really made from unicorns. It's made from puppies.

 

[JustMeAgain]

Ahha - the secret is finally out....will there be breed specific formulas?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

WTA isn't really made from unicorns. It's made from puppies.

Euthanasia! Kills the craving! (and if it really is made from puppies...well...)

maybe just E-LiqWid - throws in the Whole part without alienating it. After all E-LiqWAd just sounded wrong.

 

[MaxUT]

I suggest YUM -- Your Unicorns, Macerated.

 

[AlmightyGod]

WTA isn't really made from unicorns. It's made from puppies.

If this is truly the case, I want some Great Dane.
Please?
Preferably a black one!

 

[hittman]

WTA isn't really made from unicorns. It's made from puppies.

How in the world did I miss this one until now?

I think changing the name might make some think that you are trying to mask what it is by changing the name. I know it sounds stupid but you know what they say " stupid is as stupid does Forest".

 

[Bluerooster]

Ya wanna keep it aviation related?
How 'bout 80 octane, or mabe 100/130, or even 100LL?
Or if it has a high viscosity, mabe grade 100.
Or mabe give it a "mil-spec" MIL-L-5090 (compass fluid), or some such.

I dunno, WTA, works for me.

 

[wormy]

'I was a 5 pack a day non-filter smoker for 72 years and I got my **insert name of PV here** and a bottle of delicious monkey .... juice in the mail today and after the first five minutes the mere sight of an analog just makes me retch.' [/FONT][/I]
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This is seriously hilarious. That kind of attitude is what made me give up on ecigs altogether about a year and a half ago. Just wasn't jiving with my experience. But WTA has given me new hope.



ETRT: Effective Tobacco Replacement Technology. To refer to the complete system when used in conjunction with WTA juice. Because let's admit it, E-cigarettes in their current form as a fancy sort of nicotine replacement therapy simply are NOT an effective tobacco replacement. Or you could just go with that...

TRT: Tobacco Replacement Therapy

I'm just too excited about this recent development to not contribute.

 

[Smokin'Sandy]

This tread gave me my laugh of the day. Thanks!

I have to admit that smelling cigs don't make me want to retch...it makes me want to get as close to the person smoking one as I can. I love the smell. I don't care for it lingering on clothing (even when I smoked those long-long 8 days ago ), but a freshly burning cigarette is nose-candy to me.

Oh...how about:

FART

Finally Alkaloid Replacement Therapy

 

[cigarbabe]

I'm sticking with WTA.
It doesn't make me think of those other acronyms but it does make me think of what a truly great product it is!
C.B.