Looking for a new friend

[Mr.Blaze]

The title says it all. I'm looking for a new friend.

There are a few requirements though.

1 - You must have a money tree in your yard, and allow me full access to it. This vaping thing is getting spensive

2 - You are preferrably a 5'6" - 5'8" female under 30 years old, and in Great physical condition.

3 - Must live in a nice climate - So Cal is numero uno.

4 - I hate arguing or being nagged, so being a mute is highly acceptable

Please PM with your GPS cooridinates ASAP.

 

[TWISTED VICTOR]

I'm sure not what you're lookin' for, but if your friend has a sister.......
just kiddin' Sweetheart..........no, I don't wanna sleep with the dog........no, I don't know who he is.........yeah, I'll fix you breakfast......

 

[garyd]

Good luck dog!

 

[otter]

Oo not sure what you put in your vape juice but it gives you nice dreams eh

 

[Thyestean]

 

[Tinkahbell]

Wishing you luck in that search

 

[Infojunkie]

Darn...I'm only 5' 2"...so close...good thing someone married me and my money tree.

 

[seven]

Hmm..... Your best bet is craigslist....

Just kidding

 

[needtoknow]

Darn...I'm only 5' 2"...so close...good thing someone married me and my money tree.

Now that's funny!!!
And by the way do you have a taller sister? LOL

 

[Infojunkie]

Now that's funny!!!
And by the way do you have a taller sister? LOL

I do have a taller sister...and she's even younger than me. Alas her money tree is also married...wait...I mean she's also married In explanation we're both adopted and so opposite to each other...one short and dark...one tall and light. Our money trees were always exactly the same though.

 

[Infojunkie]

The title says it all. I'm looking for a new friend.

There are a few requirements though.

1 - You must have a money tree in your yard, and allow me full access to it. This vaping thing is getting spensive

2 - You are preferrably a 5'6" - 5'8" female under 30 years old, and in Great physical condition.

3 - Must live in a nice climate - So Cal is numero uno.

4 - I hate arguing or being nagged, so being a mute is highly acceptable

Please PM with your GPS cooridinates ASAP.

You have happy bunny as your avi...and in honour of that.....

 

[needtoknow]

I do have a taller sister...and she's even younger than me. Alas her money tree is also married...wait...I mean she's also married In explanation we're both adopted and so opposite to each other...one short and dark...one tall and light. Our money trees were always exactly the same though.

Oh I almost forgot I am already married and my wife does not want me to have a girlfriend (she's funny like that, go figure)
Can I at least get some seeds from the tree so's I can grow my own

 

[IndyJay]

Would you really care what someone looked like, if they had a money tree you could access all the time ?

 

[otter]

Can I at least get some seeds from the tree so's I can grow my own

Just plant some quarters in order to grow a money tree. If you lack space for that, plant dimes for a money shrub.

 

[jace]

Once heard a comedian say he was looking for a bald midget proctologist with a flat head and no teeth....I still use that line...

 

[Infojunkie]

Oh I almost forgot I am already married and my wife does not want me to have a girlfriend (she's funny like that, go figure)
Can I at least get some seeds from the tree so's I can grow my own

I sure can, just send me your pink unicorn for pick up. (I'm assuming) you know only genuine reed baskets are acceptable, if you plan on sending a multi coloured unicorn you must advise the money orchard before take off, please conform to all unicorn rules lest your pick up be delayed or deleted.8-o

 

[Infojunkie]

I sure can, just send me your pink unicorn for pick up. (I'm assuming) you know only genuine reed baskets are acceptable, if you plan on sending a multi coloured unicorn you must advise the money orchard before take off, please conform to all unicorn rules lest your pick up be delayed or deleted.8-o

Oh sad day...your unicorn missed the money tree and has been BANNED from the money orchard for defecating.

That sucks eh. LOL8-o

 

[needtoknow]

[QUOTE Junkie [/QUOTE]


Come on I need those seeds, just some seeds, come on I know you got em, I know you can give me some, I'm really hurting here, come on!!!!!

I am just trying to appeal to your junkie side LOL8-o