Lost my Lava Tube

[Projectguy]

Last night it was the cat and the chipmunk tonight is even worse.
Now I can't find my F Lava Tube. What the hell am I going to do????

Calm, find inner peace; screw that crap!!!

What the hell does Spock do when he gets that 7 year urge that if he doesn't satisfy with that tasty inter-galatic wench he will die? Porn star? No that's not it, dam it need a vulcan mind meld to find my Lava Tube or I going to erupt. Oh yeah its Pon farr.....So what, A@#H*%@ where's my Lava Tube? Can't think, vision blurred, loosing my hearing (feels like a ...... commercial).

Must resist the urge to light up. Can't take anymore ....run to the car..get in reach down...there it is right where I left it.

Ahhhh long tasty vape, serenity has returned.

Maybe I should get a chain like those bikers for their wallets....

 

[Dusty_D]

Maybe you need one of those spring loaded holsters that you wear on your arm.. flick of the wrist, and the LT show up in your hand.

Or I could just give you an Infraction for disturbing the peace and we could call it a night?

What say?!

 

[vise]

Maybe you need one of those spring loaded holsters that you wear on your arm.. flick of the wrist, and the LT show up in your hand.

Or I could just give you an Infraction for disturbing the peace and we could call it a night?

What say?!

Now now Dusty, take er easy! You know damn well if you lost your ohhhhh, let's say your pipe, youre house would be destroyed until you found it!

 

[SoUnique]

Glad you found your Lava Tube. You seriously need some back up hardware though

 

[Dusty_D]

Now now Dusty, take er easy! You know damn well if you lost your ohhhhh, let's say your pipe, youre house would be destroyed until you found it!

Ha! Don't know what you're talking about, my pipe's right th... WHAT THE?! Where's my.. It was.. hold on.. I'll be right back!!

Babe, have you seen my Pipe?

I know.. it was right here.

BANG!

CRASH!!

BANG!! CRASH!! SHOVE!!!!

I can't find it!!

Nevermind, it's in my other hand! DOH!!

Disclaimer: My first post was an attempt at poking fun at PG, the threat of an infraction never existed.

 

[Projectguy]

Glad you found your Lava Tube. You seriously need some back up hardware though

No kidding. Saving up those cereal box tops for a Zene

 

[1kshooter]

I held both my LT's close to my chest just reading this....am i the only one that cried at the end?
lol

 

[IanK1968]

I lose my PV every hour on the hour and I have 6 of them. I swear the Chinese have installed legs on all their PV's and when your not watching they take a walk.

 

[IanK1968]

BTW spock goes insane and has to kill his bestfriend for a woman that doesnt even want him. Hope your best friend is far far away lol

 

[therealcmac]

I am usually sitting on mine if i cannot find it

 

[Dusty_D]

I am usually sitting on mine if i cannot find it

Be careful you don't fire it accidentally or you'll give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Hot Seat"!

 

[X P3 Flight Engineer]

When I can't find a PV;........ I just round up the usual suspects!!

SUSPECT # 1

Patches (aka. One-Armed vaping Kitty)






Red-Handed!!! Well.... it would be, if the battery was low!​