Eh you know, technically probably not the most "non-drug talk" related post of all time.
I did toss the bottle. And I also took a bath. WIN.
Anna
I did toss the bottle. And I also took a bath. WIN.
Anna
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No, I had done some smaller stuff .. these were kits that came with fairly good instructions, and I did these in the 1970's / 80's era .. time consuming, but not a lot of work .. relaxing and something different .... the Levi's and shirt that I did were very nice ..
Like I always say, if you feel like something is missing in Life, use that Right Brain and do something creative .. paint a picture, play / learn an instrument, etc .. remember Grandma Moses ..
My problem is in my left brain there is nothing right and in my right brain there is nothing left!
I'm gonna steal that statement. It might take years to work it into a conversation, but it's mine, now.
A dude goes into the Bass Pro shop to buy a rod and reel for his grandson's birthday. Not being an outdoor guy, he doesn't know which one to get so he just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro shop associate is standing there wearing dark sunglasses.
The dude says: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel ?"
The clerk says: "Sir, I'm completely blind but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
The dude doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says: "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
Dude says: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it !"
As he opens his wallet, his credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
Dude bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first he is a little embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was he who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that the dude was the only person around.
The clerk rings up the sale and says: "That'll be $34.50 please."
The dude is totally confused by this and asks: "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies: "Yes, sir. The rod and reel is $20.00, but . . . . .
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. . . . the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
A Bass Pro shop associate is standing there wearing dark sunglasses.
The dude says: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel ?"
The clerk says: "Sir, I'm completely blind but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
The dude doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says: "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
Dude says: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it !"
As he opens his wallet, his credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
Dude bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first he is a little embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was he who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that the dude was the only person around.
The clerk rings up the sale and says: "That'll be $34.50 please."
The dude is totally confused by this and asks: "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies: "Yes, sir. The rod and reel is $20.00, but . . . . .
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. . . . the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
I'm afraid I'm joining you .. it's mine now, too ..
You are all welcome to it, no stealing necessary! It's so true...
good morning people...
I am I said....and no one's there....my theme song...
Neil Diamond announces retirement from touring following Parkinson’s diagnosis
I am I said....and no one's there....my theme song...
Neil Diamond announces retirement from touring following Parkinson’s diagnosis
good morning people...
I am I said....and no one's there....my theme song...
Neil Diamond announces retirement from touring following Parkinson’s diagnosis
That's so sad. Such an awful disease
OK... I'm normally a morning person but lately have been getting up later than usual, thus the emoticon:
That is abnormal, at least among people who must maintain regular sleep/wake cycles. And, of course, there are drugs for that. Drugs to Treat Circadian Rhythm Disorder
I just mean sometimes when I wake up early, I want to shoot myself. LOL.
I don't have circadian rhythm disorder although I did. There are theories that it can lead to bipolar though, so I might have had it (I used to be a MAJOR night owl) but I feel I sleep pretty normally for my age since lithium.... Which is being investigated as a treatment for that disorder, not that I would necessarily recommend it specifically for that, you pay in side effects, but yeah, I've done the whole melatonin/sleep aid thing in the past.
I think the longest I've gone without sleeping was about 3 weeks? The first time it happened, I kept thinking of all those cat swimming studies where they all died of exhaustion. I was in England at the time too, it genuinely sucked (especially since the only reading materials my friend collected were like Lovecraft et al,) I was also reading some stuff that made my head spin.
Their socialized medicine fixed it though, and I began sleeping once more. For free. LOL.
Anna
I don't have circadian rhythm disorder although I did. There are theories that it can lead to bipolar though, so I might have had it (I used to be a MAJOR night owl) but I feel I sleep pretty normally for my age since lithium.... Which is being investigated as a treatment for that disorder, not that I would necessarily recommend it specifically for that, you pay in side effects, but yeah, I've done the whole melatonin/sleep aid thing in the past.
I think the longest I've gone without sleeping was about 3 weeks? The first time it happened, I kept thinking of all those cat swimming studies where they all died of exhaustion. I was in England at the time too, it genuinely sucked (especially since the only reading materials my friend collected were like Lovecraft et al,) I was also reading some stuff that made my head spin.
Their socialized medicine fixed it though, and I began sleeping once more. For free. LOL.
Anna
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