Lounging By The Beach - Part 8
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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a witch
This is not the schools' fault.....our government stepping in and creating all the mandates....that is the problem. They need to bow out and let teachers teach!!
I think some states are finally getting tired of it. North Carolina voted to reject the Common Core curriculum
And I saw a headline recently (didn't read the article) that some schools are rejecting Michelle's ridiculous school lunch dictates. I have heard of stories re that.... a kid would have a perfectly healthy lunch from home but it didn't fit her criteria so the teacher would throw away the kid's lunch and make them eat a much less healthy school lunch (and charge them for it, of course).
All the teachers I know....and I know a lot of them since most of my friends are teachers..are so ...... off at what is happening. But what do you do? We cannot afford to pull out all our kids from public schools and send them to private schools.
One of my best friends is a retired teacher, and she now substitute teaches....school has not started yet here, and she already has 24 days booked to teach....because the teachers are required to attend government mandated meetings.And she is only one sub.....think of all the other subs that have been booked for those same teacher absences. Taxpayers getting double whammied for school budgets.
When I was a kid, a substitute came in only if a teacher was sick or had a death in the family. Other than that, the regular teacher was there every day, teaching instead of following government mandated rules and regulations.
I could rant and rave all night.....so I will shut up now!
Government, big corporations, a few other that will remain nameless.
I could rant and rave all night.....so I will shut up now!
I'm back.
Fixed it for ya.
She must have made a typo.
What I got for "Abyssus, quam es vos." was "Hell, how are you."
Sounds like Standards in another way of saying Bare Minimums.
Total non-thinking herds of sheep. Just follow.
There's still plenty of molding going on... well, in the Lunch Room, anyway.
Fixed it for ya.
Google translator couldn't even figure that out
Have fun tonight. The going out to dinner with friends sounds like fun. Shoe shopping with hubs not so much
She must have made a typo.
What I got for "Abyssus, quam es vos." was "Hell, how are you."
Sounds like Standards in another way of saying Bare Minimums.
Makes you wonder what they are trying to "mold" the kids into.
Total non-thinking herds of sheep. Just follow.
I don't think they are "molding" anymore, just pushing them through and out
There's still plenty of molding going on... well, in the Lunch Room, anyway.
I think some states are finally getting tired of it. North Carolina voted to reject the Common Core curriculum
Well damn YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the babies...
Awwww. Thanks for letting us see them! Are they doing better?
LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a witch
No saltines!!!! No saltines! Boy, was I mad. All breads - even the breakfast rolls have to be whole wheat. Whole wheat spaghetti. The kids eat the meat and throw the bun away.
Here's the babies...
Oh....oh...oh!!! I want them! I am so ready for a couple of kittens.
How precious, Sun.
Babies doing better. Still loose, but not watery. Trace actually started getting a little pot belly. Guess I should have named him O.B.
Oh....oh...oh!!! I want them! I am so ready for a couple of kittens.
2x4 is a big, gentle soul. A snuggler in the making.
Babies doing better. Still loose, but not watery. Trace actually started getting a little pot belly. Guess I should have named him O.B.
!!Glad they are improving
. They are precious!
Here's the babies...
Ain't thay jess prechuss.
Thaynx fer tha pitchers. Them their is shure sum swaet li'l kitties.
Babies doing better. Still loose, but not watery. Trace actually started getting a little pot belly. Guess I should have named him O.B.
Think he is going to be a stallion too?
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