Lounging By The Beach - Part 8

[daleron]

SO M E T I M E S

Sometimes....

when you cry...

no one sees your
tears.

Sometimes...

when you are in pain...

no one sees your
hurt.

Sometimes...

when you are worried...

no one sees your
stress.

Sometimes...

when you are happy...

no one sees your
smile.



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But FART !! just ONE friggin' time.....
And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!!

You thought this was going to be one of those
heart-touching stories!

 

[daleron]

GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!

Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse.

Oh, Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

 

[100%VG]

SO M E T I M E S

It touched my heart, and then my funny bone.

GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!

Go Granny, Go!

 

[daleron]

It touched my heart, and then my funny bone.

Go Granny, Go!

 

[jj2]

Evening all

Good jokes today.

Just breezing through cause it's supper time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaghetti for us.

 

[tgcrna]

Evening all

Good jokes today.

Just breezing through cause it's supper time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaghetti for us.

Hey JJ I assume you aren't leaving today

 

[tgcrna]

GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!


A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

 

[daleron]

Evening all
Good jokes today.
Just breezing through cause it's supper time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spaghetti for us.

That's probably next for us

Hey JJ I assume you aren't leaving today

Seems logical

 

[100%VG]

Evening all

Good jokes today.

Just breezing through cause it's supper time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaghetti for us.

Good Evening, Breeze.

 

[jj2]

Hey JJ I assume you aren't leaving today

Brother was suppose to get the flights setup last night or early this morning. I called him about one and he hadn't done it yet.
Sometimes he jumps on things and sometimes he procrastinates. Guess this time it's the latter.

Me, I'm just waiting.

 

[jj2]

Update.

Brother talked to lawyer and lawyer is sending him the papers to sign that will make him the executor. It will take a few days for it get through the court. Once it does we are out of here.
Otherwise I'm not going anywhere soon.

 

[daleron]

Update.

Brother talked to lawyer and lawyer is sending him the papers to sign that will make him the executor. It will take a few days for it get through the court. Once it does we are out of here.
Otherwise I'm not going anywhere soon.

Oh dear, dragging it out huh?

 

[100%VG]

Update.

Brother talked to lawyer and lawyer is sending him the papers to sign that will make him the executor. It will take a few days for it get through the court. Once it does we are out of here.
Otherwise I'm not going anywhere soon.

Maybe I shouldn't ask, but what are they doing with her body all this time?

 

[jj2]

Maybe I shouldn't ask, but what are they doing with her body all this time?

Older sis is handling that now. She will be cremated and sent to Illinois. She lost a set of twins and she will be sprinkled over them.

Right now I just want to get it all done so we can say good bye to her.

 

[daleron]

Well

I'm tired


And my chili didn't agree with me


And my knees hurt ...


And ECF is sloooooow


Did I mention I'm tired?


I'm calling it a night ...


Good night Beach

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[jj2]

Night Dale............sleep tight

 

[100%VG]

Well

I'm tired


And my chili didn't agree with me


And my knees hurt ...


And ECF is sloooooow


Did I mention I'm tired?


I'm calling it a night ...


Good night Beach

Good Night, Dearest.

See ya tomorrow.

 

[tgcrna]

Hey guys Sorry I disappeared I had to do a "self evaluation" for work. Nothing like an evening of "creative writing" with a couple of glasses of wine


BTW, I gave myself a 96

 

[tgcrna]

Hey VG . .

 

[100%VG]

Hey guys Sorry I disappeared I had to do a "self evaluation" for work. Nothing like an evening of "creative writing" with a couple of glasses of wine


BTW, I gave myself a 96

Does your Supervisor get to check it for errors?


Here's one for you. I hope I didn't use it yet...