Oh, one time about two years after we bought our home I was down on the hillside spraying weeds. Squirt... squirt.... squirt.... freeze! A nest of pygmy rattlers was right there where I was going to squirt next. I just stood there looking at them. They didn't move and I didn't move. I finally thought, what the hell, and I squirted them. They still didn't move. Then I poked them with the nozzle and found they were all neatly cut in half, like by a machete. Only thing is, neither of us had been down on the hillside in days.... and these were not decayed or stinky at all. How's THAT for weird?
You squirted them??

I wonder which is creepier...knowing the rattlers were there or some dude with a machete nearby?

That is simply wonderful! I love it when people are able to stay happy and in love with each other. It is such a rarity. You both have something very special.
We've been able to tolerate each other all this time...is all.
