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[daleron]

Good afternoon everyone

Been cooking and cleaning so far today, way to much for this old boy to be doing , but since I am not working I have to do something around here

Too much for you?
Us women never get to stop whether we work outside the home or not

 

[JoeyC]

Too much for you?
Us women never get to stop whether we work outside the home or not

Blah blah blah

 

[daleron]

Blah blah blah

I knew it, women have more stamina than you lazy outfits!

 

[JoeyC]

I knew it, women have more stamina than you lazy outfits!

I can keep going if I wanted to

 

[daleron]

I can keep going if I wanted to

Un huh, that's it right there ... want to

 

[JoeyC]

Un huh, that's it right there ... want to

 

[daleron]

LOL's!!

ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO ARKANSAS
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows.
3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals & bait in the same store.
5. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
6. Get used to hearing "You ain't from around here, are you?"
7. If you are yelling at the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle.
8. If you hear a redneck say, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" Stay out of his way, these are likely his last words ever.
9. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."
10. There are no delis. Don't ask.
11. In conversation, never put your hand on a man's shoulder when making a point, especially in a bar.
12. Chili does NOT have beans in it.
13. Brisket is not 'cooked' in an oven.
14. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.
15. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.
16. We do TOO have 4 Seasons: December, January, February, and Summer.
17. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.
18. If someone tells you "Don't worry, those peppers aren't hot" you can be certain they are.
19. If you fail to heed my warning in #18 above, be sure to have a bowl of guacamole handy. Water won't do it.
20. Rocky Mountain oysters are NOT oysters. Don't ask.
21. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
22. Don't even think of ordering a strawberry daiquiri. What you really mean to say is 'Margarita.'
23. If you don't understand our passion for college and high school football just keep your mouth shut.
24. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.
25. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".
26. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
27. No matter what you've seen on TV, line dancing is not a popular weekend pastime.
28. "Tea" = Sweet Iced Tea. There is no other kind.
29. Everything is better with Ranch dressing.

 

[JoeyC]

LOL's!!

ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO ARKANSAS
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows.
3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals & bait in the same store.
5. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
6. Get used to hearing "You ain't from around here, are you?"
7. If you are yelling at the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle.
8. If you hear a redneck say, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" Stay out of his way, these are likely his last words ever.
9. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."
10. There are no delis. Don't ask.
11. In conversation, never put your hand on a man's shoulder when making a point, especially in a bar.
12. Chili does NOT have beans in it.
13. Brisket is not 'cooked' in an oven.
14. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.
15. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.
16. We do TOO have 4 Seasons: December, January, February, and Summer.
17. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.
18. If someone tells you "Don't worry, those peppers aren't hot" you can be certain they are.
19. If you fail to heed my warning in #18 above, be sure to have a bowl of guacamole handy. Water won't do it.
20. Rocky Mountain oysters are NOT oysters. Don't ask.
21. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
22. Don't even think of ordering a strawberry daiquiri. What you really mean to say is 'Margarita.'
23. If you don't understand our passion for college and high school football just keep your mouth shut.
24. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.
25. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".
26. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
27. No matter what you've seen on TV, line dancing is not a popular weekend pastime.
28. "Tea" = Sweet Iced Tea. There is no other kind.
29. Everything is better with Ranch dressing.

You might be a redneck ifffff

 

[JoeyC]

I have been up since 2am I am in need of a nap

 

[daleron]

I have been up since 2am I am in need of a nap

I'll bet you do, nighty nite!

 

[HazyShades]

Hey Y'alls...
Upon much consideration I've decided to take a sabbatical from hanging out here.
Thank y'alls friends and lurkers, especially my sweetie, Dale,
for your fine, pleasant and gratuitous company.

This is not a permanent good bye, there's too many good folks here
for me to stay away for very long.
I'd appreciate it if you relay this to whomever as necessary.
Please don't think my decision had anything to do with you
as y'all have been truly wonderful. It's just that
I have a ton of stuff to do...and listening to this song
clued me in to the fact that I need to make a few changes.



Be back on Flag Day.
Best Regards,
Hazy

 

[daleron]

Hey Y'alls...
Upon much consideration I've decided to take a sabbatical from hanging out here.
Thank y'alls friends and lurkers, especially my sweetie, Dale,
for your fine, pleasant and gratuitous company.

This is not a permanent good bye, there's too many good folks here
for me to stay away for very long.
I'd appreciate it if you relay this to whomever as necessary.
Please don't think my decision had anything to do with you
as y'all have been truly wonderful. It's just that
I have a ton of stuff to do...and listening to this song
clued me in to the fact that I need to make a few changes.



Be back on Flag Day.
Best Regards,
Hazy

Awww Okay darlin'
You come on back when you can, lots of love to you

 

[JoanJ]

Good morning Joan
That red & black has me looking at the reuleaux

It is a real pretty red, almost velvet like and not a super bright red at all... very classy

Hazy, you will be missed but totally understand *hugs*

 

[daleron]

It is a real pretty red, almost velvet like and not a super bright red at all... very classy

Hush Joan!!!

 

[LynnNC]

LOL's!!

ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO ARKANSAS
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows.
3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals & bait in the same store.
5. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
6. Get used to hearing "You ain't from around here, are you?"
7. If you are yelling at the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle.
8. If you hear a redneck say, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" Stay out of his way, these are likely his last words ever.
9. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."
10. There are no delis. Don't ask.
11. In conversation, never put your hand on a man's shoulder when making a point, especially in a bar.
12. Chili does NOT have beans in it.
13. Brisket is not 'cooked' in an oven.
14. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.
15. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.
16. We do TOO have 4 Seasons: December, January, February, and Summer.
17. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.
18. If someone tells you "Don't worry, those peppers aren't hot" you can be certain they are.
19. If you fail to heed my warning in #18 above, be sure to have a bowl of guacamole handy. Water won't do it.
20. Rocky Mountain oysters are NOT oysters. Don't ask.
21. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
22. Don't even think of ordering a strawberry daiquiri. What you really mean to say is 'Margarita.'
23. If you don't understand our passion for college and high school football just keep your mouth shut.
24. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.
25. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".
26. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
27. No matter what you've seen on TV, line dancing is not a popular weekend pastime.
28. "Tea" = Sweet Iced Tea. There is no other kind.
29. Everything is better with Ranch dressing.

30. If it's better where you came from then the same mode of transportation that brought you here will take you back.

All of these also apply to NC.

 

[Robino1]

Hey Y'alls...
Upon much consideration I've decided to take a sabbatical from hanging out here.
Thank y'alls friends and lurkers, especially my sweetie, Dale,
for your fine, pleasant and gratuitous company.

This is not a permanent good bye, there's too many good folks here
for me to stay away for very long.
I'd appreciate it if you relay this to whomever as necessary.
Please don't think my decision had anything to do with you
as y'all have been truly wonderful. It's just that
I have a ton of stuff to do...and listening to this song
clued me in to the fact that I need to make a few changes.



Be back on Flag Day.
Best Regards,
Hazy

I'll be holding your spot open

Spend time with your family!

 

[daleron]

Bwahhaha!

 

[daleron]

 

[Skullman]

Hey Lemans: Too Funny Brother! I wont allow that Purple Barney Monstrosity into My Abode! Dora is OK, Teletubbies you will have to Kill Me! I don't know what a Yo Gabba Gabba is!??

Yes, Paw Patrol is Not Bad! And since their Father is a Fire Fighter it Kinda Plays in there! It works!

My Daughter Limits TV time with her Daughters at Home but when they Come to Grandpa's I'm more Lenient! Plus, it gives Jenn and I time to Converse otherwise She would be Tending to the Kids Constantly! I want Her to Relax and Have a Good Time when She's at Pops House!

Some Times the TV becomes a Tool!

Skully {:{}

Is it sad if the thing I identify with out of your post is Paw Patrol lol, my 5 and 3(nearly 4) year old love that show, specifically Chase(police) and Sky(flying girl?)....On the scale of shows that make me want to kill myself(barney, teletubbies, Dora, Yo Gabba Gabba) to tolerable ad nauseam(Wally Kazam, Blaze) Paw patrol is decent. We clearly have too much TV time in our house, but with 4 monsters I am not sure how we would survive without breaks between them breaking each other.

Good Morning to all!

 

[Skullman]

Yeah, it was a Great Time!

They've been gone for some Months Living Up on the Island while their House is being built so hadn't seen them on a regular basis like in the past but that is changing now! They are a lot closer now and their house should be done in about a month!

But you all are on a First Basis with those shows I'm once removed. So I see them just when the Grand Kids are around so I'm not Going Nuts because of them! I can Tolerate them from time to time! And the Messes too! Ha Ha!

Skully {:{}

Hey Skully glad you had a good time with your family
I get to watch those shows and clean up a mess everyday lol
~SNIP~