Lurking Zombies, Oh my!

[chrisl317]

for seeking out the following:

Zombies - basement
Serial Killers - behind the couch
Boogeyman - closet
night time monsters - closet w/Boogeyman or under the bed
Death - Toads (Ok, not in the house, try back yard)
jesus - toast or a potato chip
God - usually in an omlette

 

[lorikay13]

I thought it was ZJC on a cracker?.....ah....Batman!

Jesus was my co-pilot....but we crashed into a mountain and had to eat him! <one of my favorite bumperstickers>

 

[CaptJay]

Another thread that has me caracked up laughing - this is why I hardly ever post - by the time Ive finsihed reading in here Im a wet laughing jelly mess and cant think straight.

 

[lorikay13]

always happy when we can help someone.

 

[CES]

I thought it was ZJC on a cracker?.....ah....Batman!

Jesus was my co-pilot....but we crashed into a mountain and had to eat him! <one of my favorite bumperstickers>

I HAVE to get that bumper sticker- though where I live it might not be the best idea to actually put it on my car.

 

[chrisl317]

I HAVE to get that bumper sticker- though where I live it might not be the best idea to actually put it on my car.

Not if you get it from "The Body Of Christ" Baptist Church. Got an aunt that's a "holy roller".

 

[DragonVapor]

Not if you get it from "The Body Of Christ" Baptist Church. Got an aunt that's a "holy roller".

Cannibalism is okay as long as its practiced by enough people to form a mob (or hoard) and attack anyone who disagrees...

 

[lorikay13]

wait what???? how does that work? how do you differenciate between the hoard and the nay-sayers? and ultimately....does it matter ?

 

[whynotvap]

wait what???? how does that work? how do you differenciate between the hoard and the nay-sayers? and ultimately....does it matter ?

The mob is the ones with knives and forks in their hands, the nay-sayers are the ones with knives and forks in THEM.

 

[lorikay13]

got it! makes you realize what an important tool the spork truly is for ZA survival....

 

[CES]

 

[CES]

and....

 

[lorikay13]

I just can't compete with that......you win!!!!!!

 

[CES]

JC on a cracker was the best ever. ( i just put up pictures when i have nothing relevant to add)