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Madvapes Weekly Contest - October 19 through October 23

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  1. Crowedude654

    Crowedude654 Super Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 11, 2012
    Charlotte, NC
    Hello everyone! Time for this week's contest! This week, we're giving away:

    1 x iStick 40W TC Kit
    1 x Aspire Triton Tank
    5 x Ni200 Replacement Coils

    Like last week, we'll be picking 2 winners this week!

    This week, we're bringing back the "Make Me Laugh" contest! Just post something funny; a meme, image, video, or text.

    2 winners will be chosen at random on Friday.

    Thanks everyone, and GOOD LUCK!!
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  2. Noflers

    Noflers Senior Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 2, 2014
    I'm first? I'm first!

    I made this my self, I just photoshopped a bald spot on my friends head and made a meme out of him. Still cracks me up every time. uploadfromtaptalk1445269725075.png

    This combo looks great, thanks for the chance!
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  3. Kprthevapr

    Kprthevapr Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 1, 2015
    On the River, GA
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  4. Vchick

    Vchick Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 18, 2010
    NE Ohio
    VAPE MEME.jpg
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  5. Sir2fyablyNutz

    Sir2fyablyNutz ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 22, 2015
    West Virginia, USA
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  6. Uncle

    Uncle ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    THANKS - for the contest and opportunity to enter . . . :D
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  7. chigal

    chigal Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Dec 21, 2012

    Thanks for the contest! Good luck all!
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  8. bwh79

    bwh79 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 11, 2014
    Are winners picked by random, or funniest?

    There once was an orchestra conductor. He was not very good at his job, in fact, he was a really bad conductor, but he loved his job. One day, he decided to add some flair to his routine by conducting with a sword, instead of a wand. He got up in front of the orchestra, started swinging the sword around, and *snick* off went the flautist's head. Now, as you might imagine, the authorities couldn't just let this go. He was arrested, convicted, and sentenced to death. On the night before his execution, the warden came to his cell to ask what he would like for his last meal. The conductor asked only for an entire bushel of green apples. When they came to get him the next morning, he had eaten them all, every one. They took him from his cell, strapped him into the electric chair, flipped the switch, and...he didn't die!

    Well, as is the law, they could only "execute" him once, and so since he survived the electricity, they had no choice but to release him. "Man, that was close" thought the conductor, "I'd better be more careful, next time." For a while, no one would hire the poor conductor, but he studied, and practiced, and eventually, he landed a job teaching a middle school orchestra class. The students were poor performers, and for all his practice he was still not a very good conductor, but he did his best and they tried their hardest, and in time, came the day of the big performance. All the parents were going to be there, and the conductor wanted to make it a great show. "I know," he thought, "I'll use my sword! I'll be extra careful, and no one will get hurt this time." So the show began; the players were squeaking and squonking, and the conductor wielded his sword with gusto. He was waved it, and swung it, and *snack* off went the tubists head.

    The crowd was devastated. The parents were crying, the children were screaming, and the conductor was once again jailed, and sentenced to death. On the night before his execution, the warden came to his cell and asked what he would like for his last meal. Again, the conductor asked for nothing more than a bushel of green apples. The next morning, they took him from his cell, walked him to the execution chamber, and strapped him in to the chair. They flipped the switch, there was a sizzle and a pop, and...he didn't die! Once again, the law was clear and they had no choice but to release the man.

    At this point, word had gotten around. No one would ever hire this man again, and he spent his days dreaming of times gone by, and watching reruns of old orchestra performances on PBS. One day, he got a call from an agent. Attendance at the orchestra was declining, and they wanted to put on a big show to renew the public interest. They would hire the London Philharmonic Orchestra, who could play the piece even without a competent conductor. For safety, he and the orchestra would be separated by a brick wall, and a barbed-wire fence. The event would be televised, and broadcast to every television set in the world. And yes, the conductor would conduct the orchestra using his sword.

    The day came of the big event. The auditorium was filled to capacity, standing room only. The orchestra was there, the cameras were there. The lights went down, and the show began. The conductor waved his sword around behind the wall, and the orchestra played beautifully. The crowd went wild. The conductor was elated. As the show went on, he became more and more excited, and he swung his conducting sword harder and harder. He became so excited that he lost control of himself, just swinging it wildly, and without rhythm. He knocked down the brick wall, and he slashed through the barbed-wire fence, and *thwack* off went the cellist's head.

    Now by this time, I'm sure you can imagine what happened next. He was arrested. He was sentenced to death, and placed in a maximum-security prison to await his execution. Once again, the warden came on the night before to bring him his last meal. Once again, the conductor asked for a bushel of green apples. And once again, on the following morning, they strapped him in to the chair, flipped the switch, and somehow he survived. And once again, he was released, as is the law. He gathered his belongings and as he was headed for the front gate, the warden stopped him. "I'm sorry, sir," said the warden, "but I just have to know. What's your secret? What is it about those green apples that helps you survive the electric chair, all these times?" "Oh, it's not that," replied the man. "It has nothing to do with the green apples. I just love the taste of them." "Well, then," asked the warden, "if it's not the apples, how is it that you have survived three separate executions?" Oh, that," said the man. "Well, you see, the thing is, I'm just a really bad conductor."

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  9. DavidOck

    DavidOck ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Supporting member

    Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
    And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
    Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
    Rotate your tires.
    Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
    And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
    Know what to kiss and when.
    Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
    But that three lefts do.
    Wherever possible put people on "HOLD".
    Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
    And despite the changing fortunes of time,
    There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
    Remember the Pueblo.
    Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
    Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
    Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
    Especially with those persons closest to you;
    That lemon on your left for instance.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
    Would scarcely get your feet wet.
    Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
    Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna,
    And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
    For a good time, call 606-4311.
    Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
    Is finally getting enough cheese;
    And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
    It could only be worse in Sioux City.
    You are a fluke of the Universe.
    You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
    The Universe is laughing behind your back.
    Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
    Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.
    With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
    The world continues to deteriorate.
    Give up.
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  10. nanusic

    nanusic Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 23, 2014
    Myrtle Beach
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  11. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I hope this make you laugh.....there's something about google eyes that always get me.....
    Thanks for the chance Crowedude/Mad Vapes..........
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  12. traderljp

    traderljp Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 16, 2013
    South Florida
    So very true...


    Thanks for the fun and prizes this week!
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  13. Canadian_Vaper

    Canadian_Vaper Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Jul 30, 2015
    ON. Canada
    Some things hurt more than others.
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  14. garyoa1

    garyoa1 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

  15. acc1977

    acc1977 Full Member

    Jul 2, 2014
    Asheville NC
    Thanks for the contest![​IMG]


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  16. Robert Cromwell

    Robert Cromwell Moved On ECF Veteran

    Feb 16, 2015
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  17. bellastarr

    bellastarr ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 4, 2014
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  18. gordon50

    gordon50 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 30, 2012
    wichita falls, tx
    Hide Crazy x400_zpsk2hkee5o.jpg
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  19. AG51

    AG51 ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Jan 23, 2011
    Dat Way →
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  20. remark

    remark Super Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 17, 2014
    West Palm Beach, FL
    TY for the contest!!

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