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Mattel Introduces SE Wisconsin Barbies

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  1. kristin

    kristin Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Aug 16, 2009
    CASAA - Wisconsin
    TheCheeseMaker.com

    Limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Milwaukee area market.​
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    " Mequon Barbie"

    This princess Barbie is sold only at the Bayshore Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
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    " Franklin Barbie"

    The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

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    " Cudahy Barbie"

    This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a .... Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ....unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

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    " Delafield Barbie"

    This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them. [​IMG]

    " Waukesha Barbie"

    This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick Mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. [​IMG]

    " Third Ward Barbie"

    This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.

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    "Wauwatosa Barbie"

    This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow .. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Wauwatosa Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

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    "Bay View Barbie"

    This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

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    " Brookfield Barbie"

    She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.

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    " North Avenue Barbie/Ken"

    This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

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    " West Allis Barbie"

    This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Waukesha Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
     
  2. C-kool Dad '09

    C-kool Dad '09 Super Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 27, 2009
    Brookfield, WI - USA
    WHAT? No Oak Creek Barbie!
     
  3. kristin

    kristin Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Aug 16, 2009
    CASAA - Wisconsin
    Yeah and "Mequon Barbie" is more like "North Shore Barbie" - which they don't have!
     
  4. kristin

    kristin Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Aug 16, 2009
    CASAA - Wisconsin
    And Bay View Barbie is waaaay off, IMO. That describes Riverwest Barbie - Bayview is all blue collar workers and wannabe Eastsiders.
     
  5. Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah

    Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Mar 9, 2009
    West Allis, WI
    Delafield Barbie was spot on, though....My ex-boss was from Delafield, and I think she posed for the picture :D


    I certainly don't qualify for Waukesha Barbie, tho.
     
  6. Daifne

    Daifne Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 24, 2010
    Wisconsin
    Not Riverwest Barbie either. More like the south or north sides. Riverwest is more pseudo hippies and artists/musicians.
     
  7. kristin

    kristin Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Aug 16, 2009
    CASAA - Wisconsin
    That group only makes up about 25% of the Riverwest population, actually. I've spent a lot of time in that area and my hubby grew up there. Trust me - it's describing my Riverwest sister-in-law, lol! :D
     
  8. yknotagain

    yknotagain Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 16, 2009
    Kenosha, WI
    I won't even comment on what a Kenosha Barbie might be rofl
     
  9. MlrGrl

    MlrGrl Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 27, 2009
    Milwaukee, WI
    Here I am!! :)

    This vapin' Barbie can be found sitting next to her mailbox two days after placing an order for more vaping supplies. She's on a first name basis with all the mailmen and sometimes gives them cookies, thinking it will magically get her orders there quicker.
    Once witnessed on her front porch at all hours of the day, she now vapes warmly from the comfort of her home. Ken doll can be found slaving away in Chicago. To keep his Barbie in diamonds and pearls? Heck no; these attys and mods don't pay for themselves!!

    BTW - LOVE THIS!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!
     
  10. C-kool Dad '09

    C-kool Dad '09 Super Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 27, 2009
    Brookfield, WI - USA
    Welcome Oak Creek Barbie! You ARE the Barbie with the ratty hair, chinos, and chucka boots Right? Sorry, that would be the South Milwaukee Barbie. Carry On...........:-x:lol::D8-o:(:confused::mad::rolleyes::oops::shock::grr::pervy::hubba::wub::pop:and, just for good luck :nun:
     
  11. Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah

    Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Mar 9, 2009
    West Allis, WI
  12. Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah

    Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Mar 9, 2009
    West Allis, WI
    I just had to bump this timeless classic -
     
  13. MlrGrl

    MlrGrl Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 27, 2009
    Milwaukee, WI
    Just in time for the Christmas season!! LOL
     
  14. bribo54

    bribo54 Full Member Verified Member

    Dec 23, 2011
    flagstaff
    No mention of the 'divorced Barbie'? She comes with all of Kens' stuff.
     
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