Mature Vapors (Immature ones too!)

[Mookie]

Sandy, why can you say multiple pussies, but not a single one? Is one more vulgar than a bevy of them? No, a plethora of them!!!! Ha ha ha! I crack myself up!

Oh, I gotta share this with you. Because I am on pain meds I have to take twice yearly urine tests to make sure I'm taking them not selling them. So today was the day, and my doctor is doing his thing, and he turns to me looking very concerned, kind of nodding his head, but he didn't say anything. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, and I asked "WHAT?" He says all serious, "Yep, you're pregnant." I called him a bad name and he busted out laughing! He's so silly! And then to top it off, I got mail saying I had jury duty, but I couldn't sit in a courtroom all day, so I brought the card in to him so he could sign me out. What does he check off? (In pencil thank goodness!) "Jurist is pregnant". They all got BIIIIG ears too, cuz by the time I went to check out, the staff in the office were all congratulating me! Ha ha funny kids. So humorous. Smack! Wait, I'm gonna get even with him! LOL!

A doctor with a sense of humor - how refreshing! Can I be the god-mama???

 

[Mookie]

Rise and shine peeps. If I have to get up at 0-dark-thirty for work than you should get up and enjoy the sunrise with me!!!

 

[CharlieGirl]

I did! I wuz up for a while actually. But now I'm gonna go back and lay down! I'm mean huh? Sowwy!

 

[dlsw]

Rise and shine peeps. If I have to get up at 0-dark-thirty for work than you should get up and enjoy the sunrise with me!!!

I'm up! I'm up!!!

 

[dlsw]

I did! I wuz up for a while actually. But now I'm gonna go back and lay down! I'm mean huh? Sowwy!

Baaad!! Ok, I did the same thing and just got back up!! But, remember, on school days, I am the one on here EVERY day at 0' dark thirty!

 

[JerryRM]

0' dark thirty is the middle of the night and is best left to the creatures of the night. That being said, good morning peoples.

 

[dlsw]

0' dark thirty is the middle of the night and is best left to the creatures of the night. That being said, good morning peoples.

I think Jerry just called me a "creature of the night".

ETA: I like ur avi, Jerry.

 

[bobalex]

We're up and outta here shortly to go witness a pretty cool deal:

Salmon return to Still Creek

"Seen breaching and spawning after nearly 80-year absence"

 

[JerryRM]

I think Jerry just called me a "creature of the night".

ETA: I like ur avi, Jerry.

Oh (((((Sweetie))))) I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You are a sexy lady of the night....no, that's not right, it's even worse than what I said before.

Oh heck, I'll just give you a smooch and hope that you forgive me.

The avi is a pic of me, taken in South Korea, June, 1970.

 

[JerryRM]

We're up and outta here shortly to go witness a pretty cool deal:

Salmon return to Still Creek

"Seen breaching and spawning after nearly 80-year absence"

Hi Bob, what caused them to be absent for 80 years?

 

[dlsw]

Oh (((((Sweetie))))) I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You are a sexy lady of the night....no, that's not right, it's even worse than what I said before.

Oh heck, I'll just give you a smooch and hope that you forgive me.

The avi is a pic of me, taken in South Korea, June, 1970.

Yeah, I'm a school teacher. That's,ahem, ANOTHER profession. I'd make more money, tho!!! All forgiven. That is a great pic of you except that I think you're smoking. (WTH, it's 1970 AND in S. Korea, EVERYBODY smoked!)

 

[bobalex]

Hi Bob, what caused them to be absent for 80 years?

Many years of industrial waste, runoff and raw sewage turned Still Creek into a dead zone.

 

[JerryRM]

Yeah, I'm a school teacher. That's,ahem, ANOTHER profession. I'd make more money, tho!!! All forgiven. That is a great pic of you except that I think you're smoking. (WTH, it's 1970 AND in S. Korea, EVERYBODY smoked!)

Yes, my dear, that is an unfiltered Lucky Strike, that I was puffing on. Back then, everyone smoked and we smoked everywhere, except in areas where there was a danger of fire or explosion.

Many years of industrial waste, runoff and raw sewage turned Still Creek into a dead zone.

That's a shame Bob. We had the same situation here in RI, with the Blackstone River, extreme pollution for many years. It's pretty much cleaned up now and the fish are back (no salmon).

 

[sandybeach]

You only have two?



You are such a handy and knowledgeable guy Bob! I was thinking the same thing regarding a med I'm on and the placebo effect today. My shrink says the hormone replacemet I'm taking has never shown to help with depression but my OB-Gyn says it does. I KNOW it has helped me a lot. So placebo effect? Who knows but I don't care as long as it works!

Do you get a flu shot? I'm off to get mine now. I've gotten one every year for years and haven't gotten the flu since. Sometimes I work seasonal flu clinics and give the shots but this year I'm not doing it. Otherwise I could have just given it to myself like I usually do.

Yes, Ma'am I do get a flu shot and have only gotten the flu once in the five or six years I have been getting the shot. And yes, I only have two pussies. Chester and Mulligan. Big pussies. Mulligan weighs 16 pounds.

Pussies, they are

 

[sandybeach]

Nice growin' Mooks! Actually, what you have there is a Thanksgiving Cactus, you can tell by the pointy leaves, the way the stems grow and the flowers themselves. A true old fashion Christmas cactus has scalloped edges along the leaves, the whole plant is droopier and more rounded, and the flowers are slightly different. Just to confuse things, because the thanksgiving cactus is generally easier to grow, has a greater variety of flower colors and more market appeal, it was discovered that by varying the length of the daylight it received, it could be made to flower anywhere from it's natural period in daylight (as yours is doing now) to later in the season for Christmas time, so double profits on the same plant! You don't see too many actual Christmas cacti any more unless someone passes along an heirloom. So your Christmas cactus knows it is really a Thanksgiving cactus, surprise! LOL. More information than you ever wanted about your pretty blooming cactus, eh? I told you I am a plant nerd!!!

And Bob, cool info about the vitamin C! Geez we are a virtual warehouse of eclectic tidbits today aren't we? LOL!

Char, you are amazing!!! I loved learning that!

 

[sandybeach]

Sandy, why can you say multiple pussies, but not a single one? Is one more vulgar than a bevy of them? No, a plethora of them!!!! Ha ha ha! I crack myself up!

Oh, I gotta share this with you. Because I am on pain meds I have to take twice yearly urine tests to make sure I'm taking them not selling them. So today was the day, and my doctor is doing his thing, and he turns to me looking very concerned, kind of nodding his head, but he didn't say anything. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, and I asked "WHAT?" He says all serious, "Yep, you're pregnant." I called him a bad name and he busted out laughing! He's so silly! And then to top it off, I got mail saying I had jury duty, but I couldn't sit in a courtroom all day, so I brought the card in to him so he could sign me out. What does he check off? (In pencil thank goodness!) "Jurist is pregnant". They all got BIIIIG ears too, cuz by the time I went to check out, the staff in the office were all congratulating me! Ha ha funny kids. So humorous. Smack! Wait, I'm gonna get even with him! LOL!

I love your banter with your doctor! My doctor just retired, and we used to laugh our heads off. I will really miss him. But your doctor is a trip!
And yes, a plethora of pussies at my house but I cannot just have one puss. Unless I have a pussie?

 

[sandybeach]

Rise and shine peeps. If I have to get up at 0-dark-thirty for work than you should get up and enjoy the sunrise with me!!!

That's so pretty! How did you take that amazing shot? And I love your whatever it is cactus which is really a succulent, not a cactus, right Char?

 

[sandybeach]

We're up and outta here shortly to go witness a pretty cool deal:

Salmon return to Still Creek

"Seen breaching and spawning after nearly 80-year absence"

Um that sounded really dirty, just sayin. Bad boy

 

[dlsw]

Um that sounded really dirty, just sayin. Bad boy

I thought the same thing, Sandy! But, since Bob is never a bad boy, I let it slide. Now, if it was Jerrrrry, or Wuzz... I'd have been all over it! Nice avi, btw.

 

[JerryRM]

I thought the same thing, Sandy! But, since Bob is never a bad boy, I let it slide. Now, if it was Jerrrrry, or Wuzz... I'd have been all over it! Nice avi, btw.

Thanks, Di.

Bob, pay no mind to Diana or Sandy, they are inlanders.