Mini Juice Giveaway And Some Ranting

[JerseyB.]

before we get to the giveaway portion, I wanted to say that I feel like I did a good deed today. Today I gave a current smoker a battery, usb charger, and a few Green Smoke carto's to start him off. He told me he's been trying to quit and hasn't been able to, so I gave him those and he was very happy, and he seemed to like it.

I feel like sometimes we (including myself) get caught up in trying to chase those big vapor clouds, talking about all the cool new vaping devices and gadgets we have and want to show off, and in turn, we slightly lose focus on why we are really here. To stop killing ourselves with cigarettes like we've been doing for a long time! And today really put that in perspective to me.

Anyways those are my

GIVEAWAY:

I've been trying all sorts of juices out lately, and as a inevitable consequence, I have a bunch of bottles of juice that I don't want, so I am deciding that In my good-giving-away-mood today, I will give them away to somebody on here. Oh and some random 510 prefilled Cartos.

Rules: pfffff rules, THERE ARE NO RULES..sorry I wanted to say that. Uhm, basically, you've gotta be living in the USA. And you have to post a funny joke on here. The first person that posts a funny joke that makes me laugh, I'll PM you and let you know you've won, and to give me your address so I could send them to you. If nobody posts anything funny, then I'll just pick someone randomly.

ENDS: TOMORROW, WHEN I LOG ONTO ECF, AROUND 12 NOON PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, I'LL DETERMINE A WINNER

Another thing: although NOT a requirement, I would really like to give these away to a relatively new vaper, but hey if your funny enough, you'll get em.

Here are the juices that I have (1 person will get them all, And don't get too excited, because I really didn't like any of them )



1. Vaporcig : Marlboro 18mg, 50/50, half empty bottle (sorry)
2. Heather's Heavenly Vapes: Shadow 18mg, not sure PG/VG, small sample bottle
3. Halo: Southern Classic 18mg, not sure PG/VG, 95% full 10ml bottle
4. Johnsons Creek: J.C. Original 18mg, not sure PGVG, full 5ml glass bottle w/ dropper
5. Vaporcig: RY4 18mg, 50/50, 99% full 30ml bottle
6. Quantum Vapo: Flux: Reese's Revenge (my own creation!) 18mg, 40/50 PGVG, small sampler bottle
7. Vapor Dab: Tobacco 16mg, not sure PGVG, 70% full 10ml bottle (the worst in my opinion)

Also: I have a few of random Cartos: Jet, Blu, and Square All Tobacco, and a 510 Carrying case



Note: I'm not a vendor, a manufacturer, or anybody special. Just another 24yo vaper trying to help out another vaper!

Good Luck everybody!

 

[VetSGT]

Very good deed sir.

 

[JerseyB.]

Very good deed sir.

Thank you, and thank you for your service!

 

[supermarket]

Check out my vooping thread:

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/general-e-smoking-discussion/468755-do-you-voop.html

If that doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what will

I know it technically isn't a joke, but well, the thread was designed to be a joke, so I should get EXTRA points for creativity and effort

edit: And although I joined in 2010 sometime, I actually only bought one vape product , and when the cartos ran out, I never ordered again

I just started up for real this time in May.

I doubt I will win, because I guess I didn't really tell a joke, but if I somehow happen to, by some vooping miracle, then I will share my winnings with someone else in here too

Voop on, my friends!

 

[proraptor]

I work in rsm, very cool of you doing this

 

[KjAthena]

A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle." The man replied, "What a great idea; I just happen to have a bottle with me." With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."

 

[Visus]

take those juices and shove them
do not want your free stuff
does this e cig make me look fat

he aint heavy he is my brother
and I think to myself, what a wonderful world

just scroll on back up the weiner has just posted
ill take it all off your hands, very poor and unfortunate soul here
I ate a bruised banana yesterday
oh so now im supposed to like you

 

[KjAthena]

Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”

 

[milkman5306]

Went golfing yesterday, was at even par then they made me tee off.
How do you tune a banjo? With wire cutters.
I have a pay it forward clearomizer with extra coils that can go to the next joke. It is a smoke tech ARO. The steel tip does not get along with me, only used for two days.

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 using Tapatalk 2

 

[KjAthena]

almost the right time of the year for this one

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't"

 

[ScottP]

Sorry all the jokes I know (and I know a lot) would get me banned if I posted them.

 

[KjAthena]

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"

 

[supermarket]

Sorry all the jokes I know (and I know a lot) would get me banned if I posted them.

That was my EXACT thoughts. Thats why I linked to the voop thread...all the jokes that popped in my head ( and I had a few GREAT ONES, would have had him in TEARS) would have gotten this thread deleted

 

[KjAthena]

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

I have to know clean jokes I have grandchildren

 

[Vash]

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[jow350]

I saw this the other day and it made me laugh, it this wins please give the prize to supermarket, she deserves it for the vooping thread (as it continues to entertain).


A group of bikers were riding down a highway when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

 

[bobbyh3342]

that we pay money for these basement ejuice mixes, and then have the audacity to call them gourmet juice,,,, now that is funny

 

[Abbell]

I hope the right person gets it... we need people to give up smokes

 

[SissySpike]

Why do Brides wear white.............
So the dish washer can match the frigerator

 

[rhm3769]

Not exactly a joke.... maybe not so funny here.... itd be better on my gardening forum.... requires a bit of research....

I grow peppers as a hobby.... one of my smallest plants, its called a peter pepper.... look it up.... I have a small peter pepper plant.... could potentially be not safe for work depending.... I can look it up at work....

My real joke, I can't tell here....