Moms / Women

[jj2]

At the age of 4: Mom knows everything!
At 8: Mom knows a lot!
At 12: Mom really doesn't know everything.
At 14: Mom doesn't know anything.
At 16: Mom doesn't exist.
At 18: She's old fashioned.
At 25: Mom really knows about this!
At 35: Before we decide......ask Mom.
At 45: I wonder what Mom thinks about this?
At 75...........

 

[jj2]

Done a little changing but got the idea from Facebook.

To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles, salon
cuts for ponytails, long showers for quick showers, late nights for
early mornings, designer bags for diaper bags, and didn't think it was a sacrifice and wouldn't change a thing.
If you're a mom who loved what you got in return, bump this thread. ♥

 

[jj2]

Been around for awhile, but I still get a kick out of it.
Why God Created Children

 

[jj2]

I love this song.........
YouTube - The Mom Song with lyrics

 

[jj2]

Some people spend a lifetime trying to figure out the meaning of life. All I have to do is look into the face of my granddaughter and I know what my meaning is!

 

[jj2]

God made Man then made woman.
Women.....Impossible to figure out....Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Multi-tasker, Caretaker, Baby Makers.
Man.....uh, yea, that's about it....

 

[Madison Ave]

God made Man then made woman.
Women.....Impossible to figure out....Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Multi-tasker, Caretaker, Baby Makers.
Man.....uh, yea, that's about it....

hahahaha thats awesome jj2!

 

[jj2]

Your children step on your toes when they are little, and step on your heart when they're grown..............boy, do they ever................

 

[jj2]

You know you're a grandma when you're sitting watching the same show for the 3rd time, holding a stuffed monkey wrapped in a blankie...and don't feel odd at all!

 

[jj2]

It would be much easier to convince a toddler that you mean business if their side of the conversation didn't make you laugh.......

 

[Nighthawk]

That's one of the hardest parts of being a mom, not laughing!

 

[jj2]

PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.

 

[jj2]

The Queen soon will be retiring to the royal bedroom and does not want to be disturbed---I know I'm a Queen, my pantyhose say so!!

RW thinks of himself as the king---when he does something wrong I crown him.

 

[jj2]

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? "
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

 

[jj2]

I am woman, hear me roar....then groan in pain....then roar again.....then cry a little....then roar some more....then laugh hysterically....then roar all over again.....

 

[jj2]

Mirror, mirror on the wall, I've become my mother after all.

 

[keyzygirl]

I like this thread.Thank you!I have 3 kids,11,14 and 19.They drive me crazy,but I wouldnt trade it for the world.

 

[jj2]

At that age (pre & teen) I bet they do, but I wouldn't have traded of mine either.

Have you ever wonder why they say your kids will turn you gray and your grand kids will keep you young?
Both are true---maybe it's because I can spoil my granddaughter without having to face the ramifications.

 

[jj2]

At times those little ones can get under our skin---especially when they get older.
Just be glad that they are----well that they just ARE.

YouTube - One Last Christmas - Matthew West Official Music Video

 

[jj2]

I am perfectly imperfect, beautifully flawed, yet oddly blessed & just like all other women, I am extraordinary & unique......a miracle of divine contradictions..........