Mountain oak vapors - paddy's day chat contest

[jj2]

Polar bears are left-handers.

 

[spacekitty]

And this is more fun than plastic wrap on the toilet bowl...

 

[cherrycakes]

Light's out!!

lol the cat in the back is licking himself

 

[Voodoo74]

Mozart wrote the nursery rhyme 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' at the age of 5.

 

[jj2]

An ostrich’s eyes are larger than their brains.

 

[cherrycakes]

And this is more fun than plastic wrap on the toilet bowl...

haha cats are great. I love the "WHY did you do this to me" face

 

[jj2]

Starfish do not have brains.

 

[spacekitty]

Why cats should never try break dancing...

 

[jj2]

Lice can jump over a distance 350 times longer than their bodies,equivalent to a human jumping over the length of a football stadium.

 

[cherrycakes]

I have NO idea what this lady is trying to do with those 'possums!!

maybe she's trying to channel the souls of dearly departed family members, and is using the possums as mediums? Idk you got me on this one.

 

[jj2]

A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

 

[jj2]

A great many family trees were started by grafting.

 

[spacekitty]

lol the cat in the back is licking himself

Maybe they wanted some privacy??

 

[Voodoo74]

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

 

[jj2]

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor.

 

[jj2]

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

 

[spacekitty]

 

[Voodoo74]

2013 is composed of four sequential digits, although obviously not in order. The last such year was nearly 600 years ago, back in 1432. But the next such year is only 18 years away.

 

[spacekitty]

You'll never see your vapemail again... LOL!!

 

[spacekitty]

Every cat person has gone thru this routine...