And the winner of today's Mad Lib contest is.... Locovamp87!!!
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Action Movie
Someday I want to ditch this hit man job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.
It starts out with the bad guy, Igor "Thunder Storm" OMG, hijacking a jeep. The old Frank Zappa fights him off, but OMG starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Balderdash!, Cheerleaders!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a barrel of Mr. vape's Blueberry Waffle e-juice, so the audience knows this Igor character is mean and radioactive.
Enter our hero, Natasha Neon Pink, who is a rookie garbage man. He is grumpy, because of a mysterious mishap with a gun. The old Frank Zappa, it turns out, was his marriage, so he chases the bad guy down in a series of transcendentalism-packed chase scenes that take place in trucks and biplanes. It climaxes with a pinky finger fight in a dwelling.
"You'll never get away with this!" Natasha Neon Pink yells as he punches "Thunder Storm" Omg's pinky finger.
"Balderdash!, cheerleaders!" OMG hollers back.
Neon Pink beats Omg, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive owl that a candy is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Neon Pink races against time, snatches an urn away from the candy, pulls out the owl inside, and defuses it with just 1,467 seconds to spare!
Of course, it turns out that OMG isn't really dead. "Balderdash!, cheerleaders!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty pineal gland muscles. But then Neon Pink skewers him with a boomerang, and it's all over.
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