My sexy black package came today!!

[ckquatt]

I went to the mail box this afternoon and saw my Nicoticket order was in the box!!

I opened it up and was immediately accosted by the funk of a thousand rotting animal or fish carcasses! All four of my cats came jogging in the living room laid in the floor looking at me! I knew it wasn't the bottles of CLS, Home Slice, or Virus... it had to be the Perkins Paste...

I was scared to open the bottle if just opening the envelope almost knocked me over! So far its been 4 hours and the bottle is still there in the counter looking at me. Every now and then one of the cats gets up there and tries to lick it but even they seem pretty disgusted by it.

What the hell do I do now?!?

 

[roxynoodle]

Apparently it infects cats.

 

[distortoblotto]

The black envelope and Perkins Paste? Eeeww! That's almost as bad as putting black lingerie on a warthog!

 

[roxynoodle]

I just checked and you can add it to your cart. I want to know how many people have actually ordered it.

 

[JPinSTL]

I just checked and you can add it to your cart. I want to know how many people have actually ordered it.

I've ordered it a couple times. It's actually not bad with a decent steep.

 

[distortoblotto]

Oh, I have, and when I first fired it up, my neighbors immediately called the local Hazardous Material Response Team!

Now, I can't get enough of it!

 

[Sloth Tonight]

It's a good way to clear a room if you want alone time. Hell I clear the whole camp. When it came in all of the guests in camp went screaming, running into the water, half of them drowned, half of them swam across to the other side of the lake.

 

[distortoblotto]

I've ordered it a couple times. It's actually not bad with a decent steep.

More like a decent burial!

 

[JPinSTL]

Don't let these guys scare you. The old recipe was a bit strong, but now that they've removed 37% of the bug parts it's much more mellow.

 

[distortoblotto]

Don't let these guys scare you. The old recipe was a bit strong, but now that they've removed 37% of the bug parts it's much more mellow.

True dat!......

 

[ckquatt]

Being that I LOVE anchovies you would figure I would like it but the smell is REALLY bad! Im gonna let it air out for a couple of hours and see if it changes any.

 

[Remie]

You people scare me *looking around* Where the heck am I? *mumbles* rottingfishvapeseriously...*slinks back to the noob corner*

 

[Merryhellion]

Being that I LOVE anchovies you would figure I would like it but the smell is REALLY bad! Im gonna let it air out for a couple of hours and see if it changes any.

If you let it breathe, it will only manifest and start chasing the cats

 

[Shoebunnie]

I just checked and you can add it to your cart. I want to know how many people have actually ordered it.

I order it. The reduction of bug parts really brings out the anchovy taste. I highly recommend it!!

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

I order it. The reduction of bug parts really brings out the anchovy taste. I highly recommend it!!

Actually it really helps if you ask for extra eyeballs....or spleens.....*nods*

 

[AStilettoHeel]

Yay for NT deliveries and an extra yay for a fellow XIV player! Nice Hyur ya got there!

 

[DasBluCig]

If you let it breathe, it will only manifest and start chasing the cats

Yep!
Let that Paste "breathe".....
Even if YOU CAN'T!!!
BTW.....the recent removal of ~37% of the insect residue has NOT reduced its protein value one iota.....!!
IMHO.....Perkins Paste is a far better vape than a double bean burrito....
The aftereffects are far more "reaching" (or.... is that "wretching"???!8-o) than a Sarin attack!!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!

 

[Cullin Kin]

I use it as fishing bait enhancer. Never caught so many fish in my life!

 

[distortoblotto]

Actually it really helps if you ask for extra eyeballs....or spleens.....*nods*

I prefer an extra intestinal flavor shot myself...

 

[mommabird62]

Ewwwww.....I thought that was on the site as a joke. i love anchovies and all but not as a juice! LOL


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