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[yardbyrd]

A bear and a rabbit were pooping in the woods. The bear looked down at the rabbit and asked,
"Do you have trouble getting poop out of your fur?"

The rabbit said,
"No."

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped himself with him.

 

[yardbyrd]

A man was given the gift of being able to have a direct conversation with God.

So the man asked God:
"Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God replied:
"One penny."

So the man asked God:
"Lord how long is one million years to you?"

God Replied:
"One day."

So the man asked God:
"Lord, may I have a million dollars?"

God Replied:
"Just give me a day."

 

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