Never mind the car! Save the e-Cig!

[BigJimW]

Have any of you ever read manuals from products made in China that have broken English or stuff that just makes you laugh? I was skimming through the manual for my SmokingEverywhere e-cig and there is a part about e-Cigs and driving. I had to laugh at this part about storage in the car:

"keep your "Electronic Cigarette" properly stored to avoid any damage to the product caused by collision"


Nice, never mind the $100,000 Ferrari that you just totalled. SAVE THE E-CIG!

 

[Uncle Bill]

Hmm. Having a collision while vaping could be nasty experience. Don't recall ever hearing about an analog cigarette being extracted from a brain pan.

 

[sheilalynn]

All your base are belong to us is classic for bad translations

 

[TheWrathOfSanity]

 

[tribalmasters]

ZeroWing classic!!!! Get the Mega Drive cart of it to see it for real

What you say?
Take off every 'ZIG'
Move 'ZIG'
For great justice

I think it says