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[eric]

These are excellent. I always get a kick out of the ones that are so bad they're good by imagining myself saying them to my kiddos when they're a little older and can cringe at the corniness of it all.

 

[Lessifer]

Why did the monster eat the lamp? Because it wanted a light snack.

 

[mac63]

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!

 

[mac63]

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!

 

[Foggy Road]

Dad to Butchy: Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Butchy: YEAH!!!

Dad: Butchy fell in the mud!

 

[Foggy Road]

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!

 

[mac63]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

 

[mac63]

After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."

 

[eric]

6 days left, let's get some more posts, folks.

 

[mac63]

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

 

[mac63]

Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

 

[KatzWh1skers]

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My Dad liked to say ...if you kill one mosquito...10 more come to the funeral....

 

[KatzWh1skers]

Another of my Dad's favorite ..the Early Bird catches the worm...but the early Fisherman catches the fish!

 

[SteveS45]

Q: What do you call cheese by itself?

A: Provolone.

 

[SteveS45]

Me: "Hey, dad, I'm running to the store, need anything?"

Dad: No, I'm good but I really think you should walk, it's pretty far.

 

[mac63]

Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!

 

[mac63]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"

 

[KatzWh1skers]

My Dad liked to tell a story of when he was born. His older sister was told to take care of him so that my Grandmother could go to work. My aunt wasnt crazy about that since she also had to take care of her two younger brothers as well.
My Grandfather sat her on his knee...and told her "Your Brother is a gift from God....And we can't send him back."

 

[KatzWh1skers]

"You can lead a horse to water...but if you want him to do something for you if will take something stronger "

 

[mac63]

Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].