I'm offering mammograms completely free of charge this month! You also get the added bonus that I'm absolutely not a licensed medical professional!
I'm offering mammograms completely free of charge this month! You also get the added bonus that I'm absolutely not a licensed medical professional!

I'm offering mammograms completely free of charge this month! You also get the added bonus that I'm absolutely not a licensed medical professional!







This makes me laugh cuz one time I was walking into the grocery store and there was a guy walking out thru the door. I could tell he was having a bad day, but he was wearing a t-shirt that had printed on it something about giving gynocologist exams. So me being me...I walked over to him straight faced and asked if I needed an appointment or could we do it right there right now....I totally blew his mind as he didn't even realize it was about his t-shirt. The look on his face was priceless !!I'm offering mammograms completely free of charge this month! You also get the added bonus that I'm absolutely not a licensed medical professional!


He stuttered and blushed then a huge smile came across his face when I started laughing. I gave him a hug and splained dat false advertisin wasn't cool 


He thanked me for making his day This makes me laugh cuz one time I was walking into the grocery store and there was a guy walking out thru the door. I could tell he was having a bad day, but he was wearing a t-shirt that had printed on it something about giving gynocologist exams. So me being me...I walked over to him straight faced and asked if I needed an appointment or could we do it right there right now....I totally blew his mind as he didn't even realize it was about his t-shirt. The look on his face was priceless !!He stuttered and blushed then a huge smile came across his face when I started laughing. I gave him a hug and splained dat false advertisin wasn't cool
He thanked me for making his day
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I had one that said that reading the shirt was giving consent to buttseks that I'd wear out bar hopping because it always made my friends laugh. I was walking into a bar wearing it and a HUGE biker looking guy stopped, read my shirt, looked at me and said, "Fine with me. I call top."
I stopped wearing that shirt after that.![]()






Can I borrow it ?I had one that said that reading the shirt was giving consent to buttseks that I'd wear out bar hopping because it always made my friends laugh. I was walking into a bar wearing it and a HUGE biker looking guy stopped, read my shirt, looked at me and said, "Fine with me. I call top."
I stopped wearing that shirt after that.![]()

Ta ta ta ta! *in the voice of peanut, Jeff Dunham's puppet*


My!!! pink looks good on you VapingTurtle.![]()
