If you're totally newbish, you might want to skip a variable for now. First off, they're going through a revolution and in a few months you'll be in a better position to choose between some very excellent options at great prices. Secondly, you need something to learn on a little bit so that the list of what you consider "layman's terms" will grow to be much longer for you. Thirdly, you always need a backup unit anyway, so whatever you get now can serve as a backup when you "graduate", should you decide to do so.
So, that said. How much do you smoke? Is it important that your e-cig look like a cigarette? If the answer to those questions are 1) less than a pack or so per day AND 2) Yes, than get a Volt from smokelessimage.com
Generally speaking anything that looks like a cigarette performs dismally and the batteries don't last. So you find yourself constantly swapping and charging batteries. Eventually, you will find yourself with 2 dead batteries and you'll be fighting your husband/wife over the one good battery that remains. Or, you'll be running into the night in search of a pack of smokes.
If you don't need a cigarette lookalike, a kGo or an e-Power is an ideal starter kit. Look at all the threads in this section from new vapers who got a kGo. You'll find few, if any, complaints. It has common 510 style threading so you can use a wide variety of juice delivery devices (cartomizers, clearomizers, etc.) A kit comes with 2 kGos so you can use one while the other recharges, and the batteries last a long time, about 8-10 hours for an average
vaping pace.
The e-Power is similar except that it has replaceable batteries like a flashlight and it's slightly larger than the kGo. When the battery wears out for good, as all batteries do, you can just get a new one for a few bucks instead of buying a whole new e-cig the way you would with the kGo.
Both of these units are reasonably priced at about $50 or so. They are about the size of a Sharpie marker pen or a smaller cigar. The kGo comes in different colors as well, including pink which is a fave of the ladies. I'm assuming you're not planning on one kit for both of you to share? That's not a very good idea, in case that's what you have in mind.
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You can get the kGo just about anywhere. Hoosierecigsupply.com is a good vendor that has them in stock most of the time.