A few days ago, my mind was wondering as I was working (common occurrence) and I started listing in my head, some vape flavors that I figured I would never see produced. This idea grew and I started jotting them down. After having quite a few, I couldn’t resist adding marketing tag lines for each.
So now, for your enjoyment, I give you “Our new vape flavor selection”. Please add your own unlikely flavors to the list…hey, maybe somebody will actually create some of them!
Fried liver and onions – ‘cause ya know ya love it!
Tuna fish – Now everyone nearby will know what your vaping, everyone nearby within about a square block, that is.
Pine tree - Some parts are edible, ya know.
Lead – Just what everyone needs, a vape that can actually lower your IQ!
School glue – Bring back those fond memories of grammar school…like being beat up by the school bully.
Peas – It’s not so much the taste, it’s the “pop”.
Schlitz Malt Liquor – Nothing says class like SML (and wife-beaters, and chain link fences, and…)
Ripple – Now you can enjoy the same great taste that’s relished by the finest winos around the country!
Cardboard – Very much like most breakfast cereals.
Gagh – A must have for any true warrior!
Hemlock – Just like committing suicide…without the pain and “bad side effects”. A favorite of philosophers throughout the ages.
Sangria - Cheap wine and rotten fruit, yay!
Lima Beans – There’s just nothing like the taste of lima beans (thank God).
Okra – Doesn’t everyone enjoy a nice slimy vape?
Phlegm – Pretty much the same as okra.
Earth worm – Look, they’re always showing up dead on the sidewalk after a rainstorm anyway…might as well do something with ’em.
Dirt – Hey, it’s 100% natural!
Vomit – mmmmmm...mmrrkphkhghhhk
Toe jam - It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
Raw sewage - Everything you never wanted in your mouth…all at once!!
Crude oil - Rich, dark, and un-refined.
Dog .... - Hey, my dogs seem to really like it.
A.D.D. – it’s the
Sulfur - Just like gnawing on the wrong end of a match stick…yummmmmy!
Sex (you know what I mean). A favorite among hookers everywhere.
Sweat (with or without extra B.O. undertones) - Why work out, just vape up a sweat!
Burnt Plastic - Though, in some cartos, you’d never know.
Hair - Seems like you’re always getting these in your mouth anyway.
Nitro Glycerin – This flavor just explodes in your mouth! Really!
Nail Polish - Every time the wife does her nails, you can sure as hell taste it…now you can vape it!
Plutonium – Come’s in only one color, radioactive green. Oh wait, they already have this one (Pluid) heheh.
Car exhaust – Those in LA shouldn’t bother, you wouldn’t even taste it.
New York Park Bench – Ya never know what you’ll find in this flavor…but it’s probably nothing you’d want to touch.
C.S.I. – Just like vaping a murder scene! What could be better?
Air – 100% VG, no added colors, scents, or artificial flavors! In fact, no flavors at all! Those in LA will taste this one.
Claustrophobia – A dark, tight vape with well-defined boundaries.
Pepto Bismol – You’ll get sick just to vape it.
Castor Oil – A good vape right before the Pepto Bismol flavor.
Tofu – Just as tasteless as the real thing!
Lighter fluid – When you just can’t get that lima bean taste out of your mouth.
DDT – You’ve always wanted to kill mosquitos with your breath, and now you can!
Fish Market – Heads up!
X-Lax (extra) – It’ll become your go and go and go and go and go-to vape!
Sterno – This vape will start a fire in your taste buds that just won’t be able to put out! Great for those who just can’t seem to kick that wood alcohol habit.
Strychnine – Go ahead, prove to us that it doesn’t taste just like the real deal!
Paranoia – Just when you thought it was safe to vape.
Type O – A favorite with the goth crowd.
Zombie Hoopster – It’s a dead ringer!
Co-kaine – For those who simply must have an addiction somewhere in their lives.
Forgetfulness – This new vape taste just like…uhm…something like…that stuff…with the…uh…things in it.
Athlete’s foot – This one will really grow on you!again
Spam – Hey, it’s cheap!
Absorbine Jr. – C’mone, you know you love that one-of-a-kind scent of AJ…and you’ll have relaxed muscles too!
Flatulence – Now you can blame it on the vape!
So now, for your enjoyment, I give you “Our new vape flavor selection”. Please add your own unlikely flavors to the list…hey, maybe somebody will actually create some of them!
Fried liver and onions – ‘cause ya know ya love it!
Tuna fish – Now everyone nearby will know what your vaping, everyone nearby within about a square block, that is.
Pine tree - Some parts are edible, ya know.
Lead – Just what everyone needs, a vape that can actually lower your IQ!
School glue – Bring back those fond memories of grammar school…like being beat up by the school bully.
Peas – It’s not so much the taste, it’s the “pop”.
Schlitz Malt Liquor – Nothing says class like SML (and wife-beaters, and chain link fences, and…)
Ripple – Now you can enjoy the same great taste that’s relished by the finest winos around the country!
Cardboard – Very much like most breakfast cereals.
Gagh – A must have for any true warrior!
Hemlock – Just like committing suicide…without the pain and “bad side effects”. A favorite of philosophers throughout the ages.
Sangria - Cheap wine and rotten fruit, yay!
Lima Beans – There’s just nothing like the taste of lima beans (thank God).
Okra – Doesn’t everyone enjoy a nice slimy vape?
Phlegm – Pretty much the same as okra.
Earth worm – Look, they’re always showing up dead on the sidewalk after a rainstorm anyway…might as well do something with ’em.
Dirt – Hey, it’s 100% natural!
Vomit – mmmmmm...mmrrkphkhghhhk
Toe jam - It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
Raw sewage - Everything you never wanted in your mouth…all at once!!
Crude oil - Rich, dark, and un-refined.
Dog .... - Hey, my dogs seem to really like it.
A.D.D. – it’s the
Sulfur - Just like gnawing on the wrong end of a match stick…yummmmmy!
Sex (you know what I mean). A favorite among hookers everywhere.
Sweat (with or without extra B.O. undertones) - Why work out, just vape up a sweat!
Burnt Plastic - Though, in some cartos, you’d never know.
Hair - Seems like you’re always getting these in your mouth anyway.
Nitro Glycerin – This flavor just explodes in your mouth! Really!
Nail Polish - Every time the wife does her nails, you can sure as hell taste it…now you can vape it!
Plutonium – Come’s in only one color, radioactive green. Oh wait, they already have this one (Pluid) heheh.
Car exhaust – Those in LA shouldn’t bother, you wouldn’t even taste it.
New York Park Bench – Ya never know what you’ll find in this flavor…but it’s probably nothing you’d want to touch.
C.S.I. – Just like vaping a murder scene! What could be better?
Air – 100% VG, no added colors, scents, or artificial flavors! In fact, no flavors at all! Those in LA will taste this one.
Claustrophobia – A dark, tight vape with well-defined boundaries.
Pepto Bismol – You’ll get sick just to vape it.
Castor Oil – A good vape right before the Pepto Bismol flavor.
Tofu – Just as tasteless as the real thing!
Lighter fluid – When you just can’t get that lima bean taste out of your mouth.
DDT – You’ve always wanted to kill mosquitos with your breath, and now you can!
Fish Market – Heads up!
X-Lax (extra) – It’ll become your go and go and go and go and go-to vape!
Sterno – This vape will start a fire in your taste buds that just won’t be able to put out! Great for those who just can’t seem to kick that wood alcohol habit.
Strychnine – Go ahead, prove to us that it doesn’t taste just like the real deal!
Paranoia – Just when you thought it was safe to vape.
Type O – A favorite with the goth crowd.
Zombie Hoopster – It’s a dead ringer!
Co-kaine – For those who simply must have an addiction somewhere in their lives.
Forgetfulness – This new vape taste just like…uhm…something like…that stuff…with the…uh…things in it.
Athlete’s foot – This one will really grow on you!
againSpam – Hey, it’s cheap!
Absorbine Jr. – C’mone, you know you love that one-of-a-kind scent of AJ…and you’ll have relaxed muscles too!
Flatulence – Now you can blame it on the vape!
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