OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[linnx]

Just FYI

We will be doing the grand prize at years end.. which will be a tablet pc of some sort (Samsung Galaxy, Motorolla Xoom, Ipad, or something similar) - And a massive DIY kit.

And of course, many fun contests along the way! Be sure to follow and participate because you never know what it may be or when it may happen.

(We will post official rules in our suppliers forum)

And don't forget the "Make us laugh in one sentence contest" that is currently running.

 

[MrsCasey]

#2

Women wear lipstick to grease their lips so they can talk faster!

Ok this one made me LOL! Good stuff Kritter!

 

[Reddhott]

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

[MrsCasey]

Congrats Ripple! Way to go! Yay for Ripple! Woo Hoo!

 

[Psyche]

#3
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk.

 

[Psyche]

Congratz Ripple!!!

I got the CartZILLA and juice I won in the New Years Resolution contest today (and the timing was great, I so needed a pick-me-up today and this did the trick). This thing vapes like a beast! I love it! Thank you linnx! I will try to get reviews up on ecigexpress in the next couple of days once I've spent more time with both the tank and the juice.

 

[Karen171]

Post #1

If superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

 

[goofygirl]

post #1

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying.

 

[goofygirl]

post #2

If 4 out of 5 people suffers from ............does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

 

[goofygirl]

post #3

Impotence: Natures way of saying "no hard feelings".

 

[Amutt]

Post #1 The funniest/most absurd I could think of and sad at the same time:

The FDA is only looking out for our best interests and doesn't care at all about money.

 

[Amutt]

Post 2 (randomly swiped from the Internet)

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 

[Amutt]

Post 3

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[hairball]

Post 1

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

 

[hairball]

Post 2

Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.

 

[hairball]

Post 3

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

 

[matador]

1
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 

[Karen171]

#2

“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and I realize that I forgot to put my pants on.”

 

[AG51]

View attachment 72005 uhmmmm....I gots nothin'....this game is too hard fer me

 

[miller552]

#1

It is Sunday...the day of rest.