****Oh My Mod! It's Another Contest!****
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You said it, not me... lol Very nice give away! That slate grey is very classy looking.
My friend said "try vaping it will save you money"
But after two years his words aren't funny.
My wallet is skinny my bank account dry.
From all of the new mods that I just "had to try"
From egos, to box mods, to variable watt.
Spare change in my pocket, is all that I've got.
My credit card cut up, my money is gone
My savings depleted, account overdrawn.
The wifes really angry, she's threatening to leave,
This time she means it, I truly believe.
She said if I purchase another new mod
She'll send me to meet my maker, my God.
But hopelessly hooked I surfed my best sites
I figured I had to stand up for my rights
I ordered a new mod, her threats I dismissed
"This is the last one I'll buy" I insist
I sit here and vape "she will truly be missed"
But after two years his words aren't funny.
My wallet is skinny my bank account dry.
From all of the new mods that I just "had to try"
From egos, to box mods, to variable watt.
Spare change in my pocket, is all that I've got.
My credit card cut up, my money is gone
My savings depleted, account overdrawn.
The wifes really angry, she's threatening to leave,
This time she means it, I truly believe.
She said if I purchase another new mod
She'll send me to meet my maker, my God.
But hopelessly hooked I surfed my best sites
I figured I had to stand up for my rights
I ordered a new mod, her threats I dismissed
"This is the last one I'll buy" I insist
I sit here and vape "she will truly be missed"
Charge up your battery,
Make sure wick isn't too loose,
Fill up your tank
With your favorite juice.
Sub-ohm or tootle,
Whichever way works,
Don't even listen
To anti-vaping jerks.
The mods are numerous,
Too many to name,
Just take one hit,
You'll be glad you came.
The coils are a-glowing,
The vapor tastes fine,
Who can deny that
Vaping's divine?
My small yet heartfelt ode to vaping, hope you enjoyed it!
Sent from Doomite Central!
Make sure wick isn't too loose,
Fill up your tank
With your favorite juice.
Sub-ohm or tootle,
Whichever way works,
Don't even listen
To anti-vaping jerks.
The mods are numerous,
Too many to name,
Just take one hit,
You'll be glad you came.
The coils are a-glowing,
The vapor tastes fine,
Who can deny that
Vaping's divine?
My small yet heartfelt ode to vaping, hope you enjoyed it!
Sent from Doomite Central!
Yes I love vaping, It's helped me survive
Without it, I probably would not be alive
I no longer wheeze, I no longer cough
Though friends always tell me "you'll blow your face off".
I try to tell them, it's totally fine
I tell them that vaping, has been my lifeline
The tell me "you're filling your lungs up with oil"
It's statements like that, which make my blood boil.
Don't believe the bad press that others have said
They're only trying to fill you with dread
Don't let others opinions fill you with strife
Stop smoking, start vaping, it may save your life.
Without it, I probably would not be alive
I no longer wheeze, I no longer cough
Though friends always tell me "you'll blow your face off".
I try to tell them, it's totally fine
I tell them that vaping, has been my lifeline
The tell me "you're filling your lungs up with oil"
It's statements like that, which make my blood boil.
Don't believe the bad press that others have said
They're only trying to fill you with dread
Don't let others opinions fill you with strife
Stop smoking, start vaping, it may save your life.
I'm sitting here vaping and reading this thread
While hoping a poem appears in my head
Yes vaping and "surfing" are my main escapes
Making new friends and talking 'bout vapes
I've learned so much about mods and things
Coil wrapping, juice making, and blowing "vape rings"
Many good people with a whole lot of knowledge
It's almost like joining a free vaping college
Sharing and joking and laughing aloud
And learning to make a gigantic cloud
The generous vendors are another great thing
With all of the contests they continue to bring
With that being said, I bid all a good night
For I must wake up before the dawns light.
While hoping a poem appears in my head
Yes vaping and "surfing" are my main escapes
Making new friends and talking 'bout vapes
I've learned so much about mods and things
Coil wrapping, juice making, and blowing "vape rings"
Many good people with a whole lot of knowledge
It's almost like joining a free vaping college
Sharing and joking and laughing aloud
And learning to make a gigantic cloud
The generous vendors are another great thing
With all of the contests they continue to bring
With that being said, I bid all a good night
For I must wake up before the dawns light.
Amazing what a talentMy friend said "try vaping it will save you money"
But after two years his words aren't funny.
My wallet is skinny my bank account dry.
From all of the new mods that I just "had to try"
From egos, to box mods, to variable watt.
Spare change in my pocket, is all that I've got.
My credit card cut up, my money is gone
My savings depleted, account overdrawn.
The wifes really angry, she's threatening to leave,
This time she means it, I truly believe.
She said if I purchase another new mod
She'll send me to meet my maker, my God.
But hopelessly hooked I surfed my best sites
I figured I had to stand up for my rights
I ordered a new mod, her threats I dismissed
"This is the last one I'll buy" I insist
I sit here and vape "she will truly be missed"
Vaping Saves Lives!!
Ok lets try to get more traffic in here then.
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@Ding @mac63 @Yiana @LouisLeBeau @dcfluegel @BamaBabe4Ever @lilblue1 @Ladybear @Slowone2 @sorrynomore @LynnNC @Roadtrip635 @Woodsy38 @JustWondering1 @crxess @Ramsay Bolton @Big Me @wvducklady @nigeekdad @sparkey909w @Nanny22 @Shawn Hoefer @CountBoredom @mac63 @kad2371 @cinire @Fit Simulation @Kloudz @DaleH1985 @mudmanc4 @Steve_78 @Kodak @Reddhot @Krisma @Kprthevapr
I am out and about with my mod
Everybody is looking at me so gruff
Wondering what I am inhaling into my bod
Every time I take a puff
I smile and say it’s not smoke
They come back with their doubt
I tell them don’t worry, you won’t choke
Cause it’s only vapor I shout
Everybody is looking at me so gruff
Wondering what I am inhaling into my bod
Every time I take a puff
I smile and say it’s not smoke
They come back with their doubt
I tell them don’t worry, you won’t choke
Cause it’s only vapor I shout
With cigalikes I was a noober.
I progressed to a tank on a tuber.
But now I'm mechanical.
A squonker fanatical.
Writing poems like I'm a vape goober.
I progressed to a tank on a tuber.
But now I'm mechanical.
A squonker fanatical.
Writing poems like I'm a vape goober.
So i Found this forum supplier called Vapor4life,
Whos host is a Betty.
I called to my wife (who controls our money),
she'd better get ready.
For me to spend some cash
At this company from Chicago.
She said don't be so rash
I dont get paid till tomorrow.
Their site is expandin,
and my browser keeps landin
On a mod called "Pegasus"
If I have to buy, so be it
But to win it would be Glorious!
Vaping Saves Lives!!
Whos host is a Betty.
I called to my wife (who controls our money),
she'd better get ready.
For me to spend some cash
At this company from Chicago.
She said don't be so rash
I dont get paid till tomorrow.
Their site is expandin,
and my browser keeps landin
On a mod called "Pegasus"
If I have to buy, so be it
But to win it would be Glorious!
Vaping Saves Lives!!
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We have lots of lyrical masters on our hands! @whodat2112 is simply keep' us on our toes. And keeping things hilariously fun!!!!
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Xoxo! I love so much about this!
"I called to my wife (who controls our money)" lol
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While surfing the web for new mods to try,
I saw a new mod that did catch my eye
Although my vape fund was truly bone dry
I figured "why not" i'll go 'head and buy.
So trying my best to avoid any strife
I figure I better go ask the wife
She gazed with those eyes that cut like a knife
I said "it's okay, it's from Vapor 4 Life"
Their prices are great, their service is fast
Their people are friendly, selection is vast
When she said "buy it" I was aghast
She'd heard V4L's products are made to last
I saw a new mod that did catch my eye
Although my vape fund was truly bone dry
I figured "why not" i'll go 'head and buy.
So trying my best to avoid any strife
I figure I better go ask the wife
She gazed with those eyes that cut like a knife
I said "it's okay, it's from Vapor 4 Life"
Their prices are great, their service is fast
Their people are friendly, selection is vast
When she said "buy it" I was aghast
She'd heard V4L's products are made to last
!!!!!!! Keep 'em coming!
"eyes that cut like a knife" LOL
These poems are the best
they're truly making my day
I have to confess
It's already a great Friday!
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