****Oh My Mod! It's Another Contest!****
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Bonus points for the haiku!
Haikus are so fun
They can be real hard to write
But I just wrote one
Something amazing is coming. Wait mere moments and you shall see some freestyle poetry with youtube bongos in the background. #raisingthebar #alsogoingtothebarlater
Come on, you vapers
Come join this thread
I promise it will feel better than getting...
Head over to the forum
and throw down your verse
Be as long as you want, or be short and terse
You'll get a lot of laughs
And maybe win some prizes
We're just having fun, so pretty please TRY THIS!
I dunno if I added this correctly, but I'm re-adding it because I'm vain and it's inspirational.
My vaping gear
I hold quite dear.
I love my mod.
I know, that's odd.
Even my juice...
I'll never let loose.
My nicotine
Is never routine.
To hell with the rest.
Vaping's the best!
I hold quite dear.
I love my mod.
I know, that's odd.
Even my juice...
I'll never let loose.
My nicotine
Is never routine.
To hell with the rest.
Vaping's the best!
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I bought another vape device
Hid the purchase from my spouse
The money that I used for it
Was for groceries for the house
I knew I'd have to hide it well
So I stuffed it in a drawer
In a dresser in our bedroom
The dresser by the door
About a week had passed on by
I left work at noon
Thinking she would not be home
I'd use my new mod soon
When I arrived at my driveway
I snuck in the front door
But coming from the bedroom
I heard a great uproar
It was my wife making the noise
She was screaming out "oh god"
I knew I was in trouble
She had found my hidden mod
Should I run, or should I hide
Or maybe I'd just tell her
To my relief she hadn't found my mod
She was just "busy" with her fella
Hid the purchase from my spouse
The money that I used for it
Was for groceries for the house
I knew I'd have to hide it well
So I stuffed it in a drawer
In a dresser in our bedroom
The dresser by the door
About a week had passed on by
I left work at noon
Thinking she would not be home
I'd use my new mod soon
When I arrived at my driveway
I snuck in the front door
But coming from the bedroom
I heard a great uproar
It was my wife making the noise
She was screaming out "oh god"
I knew I was in trouble
She had found my hidden mod
Should I run, or should I hide
Or maybe I'd just tell her
To my relief she hadn't found my mod
She was just "busy" with her fella
Thanks! I was afraid they were too garish. But nothing is too garish for Lady V. At home I actually have onesie pjs that are the cat's pajamas. It says so on the .... flap.
Scandalous!I bought another vape device
Hid the purchase from my spouse
The money that I used for it
Was for groceries for the house
I knew I'd have to hide it well
So I stuffed it in a drawer
In a dresser in our bedroom
The dresser by the door
About a week had passed on by
I left work at noon
Thinking she would not be home
I'd use my new mod soon
When I arrived at my driveway
I snuck in the front door
But coming from the bedroom
I heard a great uproar
It was my wife making the noise
She was screaming out "oh god"
I knew I was in trouble
She had found my hidden mod
Should I run, or should I hide
Or maybe I'd just tell her
To my relief she hadn't found my mod
She was just "busy" with her fella
But thankfully, your mod was safe.
So many flavors, Oh what will it be?
Pages and pages of great juice to see.
After some time of looking around
A wonderful flavor I finally found.
Many thanks to you, Lisa Marie...
Vapor4Life's sending juice to me!
Pages and pages of great juice to see.
After some time of looking around
A wonderful flavor I finally found.
Many thanks to you, Lisa Marie...
Vapor4Life's sending juice to me!
A wonderful poem, Marina has written
I think that with our juice you'll be smitten
We've got lots of flavors on this vaping planet
You picked a great one, enjoy pomegranate!
Here's one that I thought up awhile back, but first some background. You know that no-no hair removal thingy they advertise on TV? Well I wrote this to parody the chorus of "The No-No Song" by Ringo Starr as well as voice my distaste for those ads.
"Well I said no no no no,
I don't want it no more,
I'm gonna throw it down on the floor,
You might think it's odd,
But turn it into a mod,
And then I might be knocking on your door!"
Sent from Doomite Central!
"Well I said no no no no,
I don't want it no more,
I'm gonna throw it down on the floor,
You might think it's odd,
But turn it into a mod,
And then I might be knocking on your door!"
Sent from Doomite Central!
Dont know why
But watching your words fly
Made me think of a movie
Called "So I Married an Axe Muderer"
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I'd buy some for that kind of service! lolNext thing you know, I'll be delivering your juice with a singing telegram!
let me start this with a bit of flashback, actually i bought pegasus a few weeks back
the mod's actually quite sleek, it just works with not much to tweak
but it can't handle ss indeed, so i PIFd it to a friend in need
but still i felt challenged by @LadyVapentine , i said "OK i have to win this contest his time"
wasted 30 minutes sitting in front of my mac thinking
GOSH this poem making is really NOT my thing
sorry mi lady, im not a poem guy LOL
good luck everyone
the mod's actually quite sleek, it just works with not much to tweak
but it can't handle ss indeed, so i PIFd it to a friend in need
but still i felt challenged by @LadyVapentine , i said "OK i have to win this contest his time"
wasted 30 minutes sitting in front of my mac thinking
GOSH this poem making is really NOT my thing
sorry mi lady, im not a poem guy LOL
good luck everyone
Eighteen six fifties
Exploding in your pocket
You're an idiot
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Exploding in your pocket
You're an idiot
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