Dared to write a poem
Whodat blew us all away
I should go to bed
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Whodat blew us all away
I should go to bed
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****Oh My Mod! It's Another Contest!****
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vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
My poetry up to this point
Made my wife seem frightful
But in fact she's very sweet
And really quite delightful
vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
She lets me buy just what I want
And never does she yell
She always smiles and says "okay"
She's a true southern belle
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
Since getting off the cigarettes
I've saved a lot of money
So here I sit and write this poem
'Bout vaping and my honey
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
So one more time I'll tell you all
About the bride of this clown
And now that I have cleared the air
I hope she puts the gun down
It's much better than smoking
vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
My poetry up to this point
Made my wife seem frightful
But in fact she's very sweet
And really quite delightful
vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
She lets me buy just what I want
And never does she yell
She always smiles and says "okay"
She's a true southern belle
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
Since getting off the cigarettes
I've saved a lot of money
So here I sit and write this poem
'Bout vaping and my honey
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
So one more time I'll tell you all
About the bride of this clown
And now that I have cleared the air
I hope she puts the gun down
There once was a lad who squonked.
Who then became very plonked.
His airflow was loose.
He ran out of juice.
Was this lad tanked or zonked?
Who then became very plonked.
His airflow was loose.
He ran out of juice.
Was this lad tanked or zonked?
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
My poetry up to this point
Made my wife seem frightful
But in fact she's very sweet
And really quite delightful
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
She lets me buy just what I want
And never does she yell
She always smiles and says "okay"
She's a true southern belle
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
Since getting off the cigarettes
I've saved a lot of money
So here I sit and write this poem
'Bout vaping and my honey
Vaping is a way of life
It's much better than smoking
Vaping is a way of life
Of this I am not joking
So one more time I'll tell you all
About the bride of this clown
And now that I have cleared the air
I hope she puts the gun down
Lemme ask you something,
HAVE YOU EVER HAD PIPING HOT COFFEE COME OUT OF YOU NOSE LIKE IT WAS
SHOT?
Cause I just did. And I'll tell ya,mixed with it was snot.
THANKS WHODAT
for that.
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Perhaps you've heard of this newfangled craze
Where folks are creating a less harmful haze
With devices that come in all shapes and sizes
These folks, they are using these marvelous gadgets
To put an end to all of their tobacco habits
And up from the ashes they found some surprises
For starters their taste buds they kicked in again
They smelled things not smelled since I don't know when
They then found resistance in ugly disguises
They'd been told to quit smoking by doctor or nurse
These same folks now claimed that vaping was worse
But they did not give up and up their cloud rises
With forums and chat rooms and youtube broadcasts
They're making their stand and holding fast
Some of em now are handing out prizes
The purpose of this poem - a contest to enter
But I'm a pro poet at the Ozark Folk Center
So I guess I'll sit this one while and the poems analyze...
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Where folks are creating a less harmful haze
With devices that come in all shapes and sizes
These folks, they are using these marvelous gadgets
To put an end to all of their tobacco habits
And up from the ashes they found some surprises
For starters their taste buds they kicked in again
They smelled things not smelled since I don't know when
They then found resistance in ugly disguises
They'd been told to quit smoking by doctor or nurse
These same folks now claimed that vaping was worse
But they did not give up and up their cloud rises
With forums and chat rooms and youtube broadcasts
They're making their stand and holding fast
Some of em now are handing out prizes
The purpose of this poem - a contest to enter
But I'm a pro poet at the Ozark Folk Center
So I guess I'll sit this one while and the poems analyze...
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N910A using Tapatalk
OH WOW. That's scarily uncanny and also irresistible.
I want to commend
Your eloquent rhymes
and a syntax and grammar
That's really most frugal
The Ozark Folk Center
doesn't ring a bell or chime
But I'm intrigued and impressed, so I must go Google!
xoxox
Sitting here on Sunday
The family all tucked in bed
Anxiously awaiting Monday
Picturing Pegasuseses in my head.
I know the chances are slim
The people on here can rhyme
But looking at V4L's threads
I had to try one more time.
The family all tucked in bed
Anxiously awaiting Monday
Picturing Pegasuseses in my head.
I know the chances are slim
The people on here can rhyme
But looking at V4L's threads
I had to try one more time.
There once was a vaper named Ted
Whose brother's name was Ned.
Even though they were close
Ned said "Vaping is gross!"
And smoked cigarettes instead.
Whose brother's name was Ned.
Even though they were close
Ned said "Vaping is gross!"
And smoked cigarettes instead.
Vaper, Vaper, smoke escaper
How does your garden grow?
With rebuildable decks
And copper mechs
And pretty mods, all in a row.
How does your garden grow?
With rebuildable decks
And copper mechs
And pretty mods, all in a row.
Banyan Tree Smoke Rings
Orion turning Cartwheels
In the Midnight Sky
(it's called haiku )
Orion turning Cartwheels
In the Midnight Sky
(it's called haiku
)
I love my mods, they are the best
My lungs seem to be clear
Now cigarettes I do detest
Though once I held them dear.
I love my mods, I now can breathe
I used to cough up a lung
I wish that they had these nice PV's
Around when I was young
I want to wish all the very best,
to win such a very nice prize,
Our poetry skills have been put to the test
My brain has gotten exercise
My lungs seem to be clear
Now cigarettes I do detest
Though once I held them dear.
I love my mods, I now can breathe
I used to cough up a lung
I wish that they had these nice PV's
Around when I was young
I want to wish all the very best,
to win such a very nice prize,
Our poetry skills have been put to the test
My brain has gotten exercise
Quitting cigs was very hard,
of this I will not Lie,
But I knew I'd never quit,
if I didn't even try.
The reasons for doing this,
aren't one, or two, but three,
They aren't my Mom or Dad,
but, My Wife, My Kids, and Me.
This contest is going to end,
but here I will remain.
We all have so little to lose,
And oh, so much to gain.
of this I will not Lie,
But I knew I'd never quit,
if I didn't even try.
The reasons for doing this,
aren't one, or two, but three,
They aren't my Mom or Dad,
but, My Wife, My Kids, and Me.
This contest is going to end,
but here I will remain.
We all have so little to lose,
And oh, so much to gain.
PIF to someone else...
I used to smoke, but now I vape.
Cigarettes I thought I'd never escape.
I started meager, with Nautilus Mini tanks.
That worked for a while, for which I gave thanks.
Despite all my efforts and guile
I fell back on the wagon for a while.
Or is it fell off the wagon?
Maybe chasing the dragon?
Which ever may be the case
Cigarette smoke was back in my face.
After a few months I decided to give it another go.
So I went to my local shop, my face all aglow.
I bought myself an iJust 2 kit
But found I didn't really like it.
I went back and bought a 60 watt regulated device,
And I quickly decided that sub-ohm vaping is nice.
I said I wouldn't be consumed by the vaping world,
But the more flavor I tasted, the bigger my clouds swirled.
Now, by no means do I consider myself a cloud chaser,
But flavor on the other hand, yes I will chase her
To the ends of the Earth and back again,
My wallet's existence now has a new bane.
I used to smoke, but now I vape.
Cigarettes I thought I'd never escape.
I started meager, with Nautilus Mini tanks.
That worked for a while, for which I gave thanks.
Despite all my efforts and guile
I fell back on the wagon for a while.
Or is it fell off the wagon?
Maybe chasing the dragon?
Which ever may be the case
Cigarette smoke was back in my face.
After a few months I decided to give it another go.
So I went to my local shop, my face all aglow.
I bought myself an iJust 2 kit
But found I didn't really like it.
I went back and bought a 60 watt regulated device,
And I quickly decided that sub-ohm vaping is nice.
I said I wouldn't be consumed by the vaping world,
But the more flavor I tasted, the bigger my clouds swirled.
Now, by no means do I consider myself a cloud chaser,
But flavor on the other hand, yes I will chase her
To the ends of the Earth and back again,
My wallet's existence now has a new bane.
My fellow vaping friends
Yes, Monday was the end,
but I stayed at home sick!
Today, I shall announce all the winners of it!
Yes, Monday was the end,
but I stayed at home sick!
Today, I shall announce all the winners of it!
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