Hmmm....lemme think now, if I can work it....... Ok Darrell I'll give ya 2% of any monies from tv licensing.....3% if the Sci-Fi Channel picks this up. Gil already gonna be a regular customer.....man oh man and folks thought DeadWood was a big hit. Need a catchy name though, I know what about The Color Purple? Nah, think that was used before and don't want people thinking Ray is some sorta porno star. I know, I know....Old Cracked Wood, now thats a catchy name!!
We'll have it set in Dodge City, yeah a real western type backdrop, that'll werk. Kay will be the saloon owner...we'll call her Mz Kay Anytime and her part-time lover Ray, lemme think.......town marshall? Nope, too corny. What about......Crappy the Garbage Man? Nah, nobody gonna believe that! I got it!!! Ray "The Hammer" Valentine, pinkerton agent whose business card reads "nobody gets away from the Hammer, you want'em I'll nail'em" "special group rates available". And, and Gatlin can be their illegitimate son that nobody knows about. I'll even let him keep his name!!
What!! Kay wants a business card too??? Okay, how about we put "give long and prosper" on her card, no that won't do.....I know, "may the force be with you" "special group rates available". Hehe, that's gonna werk.
I'll also give you 5% right off the top for running the Old Cracked Wood online souvenir store. Hah!! I'll make Walt Disney wish he was dead, wait a minute..he might be dead already. Anyway, whoever is number 1 won't be there fer long. I'll even put stuff on fleabay, just as a sample to help with name recognition....you know......yeah marketing. We'll all be rich. I'll go put feelers out right away. BBL